"I'm glad my perfectly working Windows 10 updated itself to 11 without asking"

@classicrockonly

Жыл бұрын

Really? I just get nagged about upgrading constantly

@jimmy1538

Жыл бұрын

And this is why I run a customized version of windows 10, I never have this bloddy issue!

@650

Жыл бұрын

And I'm glad Microsoft updated me to windows 10 from Windows 7 without my approval too!

@jamesbullo

Жыл бұрын

Turn off automatic updates

@digojez

Жыл бұрын

I'm the only person who said this, only because windows 10 ui is an eyesore for me. However, I still prefer linux over either of them by miles overall.

"I love the windows 11 start menu, and how it prioritizes web searches over local results"

@caelestigladii

Жыл бұрын

This really hit my nerve. Even on 10.

@MarasiTemple

8 ай бұрын

If I wanted to browse the internet, I would use a BROWSER. Not the stupid start menu.

@reiteration6273

2 ай бұрын

That's actually a really good one. As a lifelong Windows user, I'm about as loyal as Microsoft customers get, but that shit annoys me to no end. I basically try to avoid using the start menu these days, since it's generally useless.

@ceasormayhem101

2 ай бұрын

@@reiteration6273 There is actually a way to disable web searches from the start menu.

@SolarScion

Ай бұрын

@@reiteration6273 Get a program like WinAero Tweaker (or change the setting manually) that fully disables web search. Explorer.exe and the Star menu have been buggy since Win 10 tech preview, but at least you can force the web search and telemetry (and dozens of other bad decisions) off with that program. Most of the things are just optional group policy or registry edits that go back to the previous way things worked, or disable new things you don't want.

Back in the day, both your floppy drives were called A and B.

@gogeterdone

Жыл бұрын

Give this meme face more likes. He just saved us 10 seconds 🤗

@southernflatland

Жыл бұрын

Well look at this fat cat here with TWO floppy drives!

@Leo-sd3jt

Жыл бұрын

And you would switch between the A and B letters by flipping the cable plug upside down

@raxadian

Жыл бұрын

That's cause some people had a second floppy disk reader, that was B.

@southernflatland

Жыл бұрын

@@raxadian And? I think most folks get that by now. I actually had a special cable and hardware to connect to the floppy adapter to add a 3rd drive, a tape backup drive. Yeah, they somehow rigged a third drive option into existing floppy controllers to add an additional 200MB tape backup drive. Don't ask me how they did it, but it just worked, assuming you installed all the software correctly.

"No I'm not going to allow this program that I don't trust to make changes to my computer"

@ddylan4cats

Жыл бұрын

UAC be like

"No, I don't think I will dump all of my files to the Desktop, I will take some time to make an system of folders for every file I might need"

@justsomerandomguy6042

Жыл бұрын

this one is something i freaking hate, i used to do the same but now i'm way more organized

@justsomerandomguy6042

Жыл бұрын

@EdherV2 just make freaking folders ffs, and keep them somewhere that doesn't waste screen. And give easy names to know to your folders

@Zhaxxy

Жыл бұрын

you ever accidentally rename every single file and folder on your desktop? oh boy i love that!

@JamesTDG

Жыл бұрын

*laughs because I actually organize my files on a monthly basis*

@QuantumScratcher

Жыл бұрын

me who doesn't use the desktop:

"I need to find something on the Internet. Better head to Bing!" There a full 20.

@pajamas720

Жыл бұрын

As one of 5 bing users in existance, how dare you lol

@aquaponieee

Жыл бұрын

"I need to Google something. Time to head to Bing!"

@clrkgmii

Жыл бұрын

@@aquaponieee binging

@ash_177

Жыл бұрын

If Bing integrates with gpt models, I might probably head to Bing and ditch Google

@jb888888888

Жыл бұрын

I'm a Linux user who prefers Bing to Google. Much better hits for Gentleman's Special Interest Literature.

"I'm glad my PC is not eligible for Windows 11 and the fact that they shove it right into my face whenever I want to check for updates makes my day 🙂 "

@ToaderTheToad

Жыл бұрын

Windows users would totally say that they're glad that Microsoft prevents themselves from forcefully installing Win11 onto the user's PC

@HeroRareheart

Жыл бұрын

If you actually have a PC that can't run 10 give Linux a try. Something like Mint is an excellent choice when coming from Windows.

@ShahZahid

Жыл бұрын

trust me 11 is just not worth it, older versions on windows 10 (1505, 1606, 1707 etc) were pretty good these latest ones are absolutely horrible but since many apps have lost compatibility with those older versions you are forced to update :(

@HeroRareheart

Жыл бұрын

@@xXGeth270Xx "wine doesn't count" That's... That's a translation layer. Is it intuitive and easy to use? Fuck no it's a huge pain in the ass and needs a lot of work. Unfortunately a tasks are beyond standard daily office use or web browsing using Linux can be a bitch. You'll also more then likely have to yse new tools and ditch a lot of old ones. This is also the chicken-and-egg problem. Users will not use Linux until it has better software support from large companies and large companies will not offer better software support for Linux until there's more users.

@DonkeyDongs9000

Жыл бұрын

@@xXGeth270Xx I get what you mean, I used Mint for 6 months and it felt kind of constricting as a new user, and since Mint's graphical user interface is fantastic, I never bothered opening up the terminal to learn how to actually do anything cool with it like use repositories. I jumped ship to Fedora, and when Fedora eventually broke on me I switched to OpenSuse, but after that I started to understand why people really like linux. I haven't really needed to emulate anything in wine so far (not counting proton) since there's already a ton of great open source linux alternatives, and if I can't anything in the repo list on my system, I've found that there's even more cool shit you can build straight from github pretty easily on linux. But yeah, if you're stressed about Windows and you wanna get out, maybe check out the gecko spin of opensuse and see if it works for you like it did for me? They've got a program called YaST that gives you tons of control like Control Panel in Windows does, and if you need a driver or program that's not natively on opensuse, they've got a community page on their website where people upload drivers and files for SUSE. If you have your computer check for updates, the community files you've downloaded will get updated along with the rest of your computer, too! There's still a bit of a learning curve, but YaST *really* helps while you're getting the hang of things.

I'm I glad I found this channel after searching for "CES 2023 tech". You are so full of talent, Mr Tucker

@alonsomartins712

Жыл бұрын

Is this comment also part of the things Windows users never say?

@alonsomartins712

Жыл бұрын

@Jayden Leckpa ffo

"I'm in so much love how my PC shows me news and ads in my notification feed. How can I get any work done if I can't be bombarded with news about celebrities and scary wars every minute?"

KZread has to be doing something nefarious. This man should be at 1 mil already.

@Qwami

Жыл бұрын

He mocks tech industries so what do you think?

@catsaregovernmentspies

Жыл бұрын

Upvoted because I too, love to forcibly insert the word "nefarious" into my daily conversations.

@wabberjacky9951

Жыл бұрын

I agree he hits to close to home on so many products he is definitely on the black list , per request of big tech business .

@Kodeb8

Жыл бұрын

It's because he makes short videos as opposed to 10 minute videos you can shove 3 ads on. Watch time ruined this website.

@Warp3326

Жыл бұрын

@@Qwami He doesn't mock, he says the truth

“So strange, it’s lever crashed on me before” Haha, so true!

As a windows user I can confirm that these are things I would never say.

"Ah, i'm so glad they updated the logo from 4 colored wavy panels to a set of 4 flat blue squares, it's very refreshing!"

"It's great I can't customize desktop preferences. The aesthetic appeal of having active and inactive windows look exactly the same is so awesome I don't even care about the nuisance of constantly closing the wrong application."

@marsdriver2501

Жыл бұрын

damn, that would be so useful.....

@Disbanded9998

Жыл бұрын

You can

@tonyelsom6382

Жыл бұрын

My windows goes transparent when inactive or being dragged around.. Oh, did I mention I switched to KDE Neon?..Yes, I can still play my favorite games on a totally debloated '11 on the flipside, in dark mode. I can only have a quiet smile at all these rants where mainstream users tells you they got a "windows" pc or laptop. They bought it like that and are too scared to tweak or omit anything in fear of Microsoft's legal blah blah. So they sheepishly endure.. shame, tut tut.

@pacicidal

Жыл бұрын

I mean... Winaero Tweaker is right there and ready to prove it would be _so_ easy for them to fix that issue. The fact they still haven't implemented it frustrates me constantly.

@tonyelsom6382

Жыл бұрын

@@pacicidal My point exactly, you can even twiddle things like "US Eng" away from the taskbar via regedit, it's just a "google" away.. In fact, that's how you get '11 on your non TPM 2.0 hardware.

"but where's the stop button" made me choke on the smoke wth keep great king

i remember asking to buy windows 10 at electronics store they didnt know what i was talking about

@bigbubba0439

Жыл бұрын

hahaha funny joke. I found this thingy that gives me a product key for Windows Home lifetime for free. The best part is that the app generates a legitimate key, so when I go to my pc and look at "activation" it shows as a legitimately licensed copy of Windows 10. Saved over $100 doing that.

@incognitodoge7774

Жыл бұрын

Give app name

@marsdriver2501

Жыл бұрын

@@incognitodoge7774 idk about his app, but I use KMS

@saurabhraj2690

Жыл бұрын

@@bigbubba0439 wow.. you must be born yesterday

@aquaponieee

Жыл бұрын

@@bigbubba0439 oh no that's very very bad

I'm so excited to update my pc. I'm excited for all the new groundbreaking features.

@DarthWampa_

Жыл бұрын

More like system breaking features...

@nobleradical2158

Жыл бұрын

I love right-clicking something in windows 11 and then having to mouse into the windows 10 right click menu to use the feature I actually want!

"I'm so glad there's no way to customize my desktop in any way shape or form, since Microsoft outlawed customization software after Windows 7"

@yaygya

Жыл бұрын

Actually, Windows 8.1 was the last version of Windows where you could really customize stuff.

@jakegarrett8109

Жыл бұрын

@@yaygya But what if you didn't want tiles? Its NOT an ipad! It doesn't even have touchscreen, stop turning desktops into phones (although.... the Windows phone flopped so hard, maybe they should make their OS like their phone OS, mwahahaha! Linux will take over the world now!)

@LaptopEnthusiast

Жыл бұрын

@@jakegarrett8109 like if it is actually true

@avert_bs

Жыл бұрын

@@jakegarrett8109 classic shell

@lawrencedoliveiro9104

Жыл бұрын

Because tying the GUI inextricably into the OS kernel is so not-1990s ...

I liked that this was not just a rant but also showed the positive sides of Windows.

"Yes I would love to use a Microsoft account instead of a local one and give all of my private data to Microsoft to improve my Windows experience!"

"Oh cool! They changed how you do the most basic task after nearly 20 years and added a couple extra clicks and hide the option by default"

"Oh yeah, I absolutely love how File Explorer copying dialog is still as basic, unreliable and prone to crash as it was 15 years ago. MTP devices are fine for copying thousands of photos"

@volkhergoetz

Жыл бұрын

Unbelievable that that's still the case.

@JamesTDG

Жыл бұрын

Indeed. Like if I just drag a file NEAR a network folder, my entire computer lags like a mofo

@ishandiptagarai852

Жыл бұрын

Seriously..i copy something from my phone to pc..after completing 100 percent..the whole pc freezes 😭

@someidiot4311

Жыл бұрын

@@JamesTDG i hover it over a disconnected network drive, and it just freezes explorer for like 10 seconds.

“Yes they’re machine washable” 😂

@chrissametrinequartz9389

Жыл бұрын

only once but yea

That pinball game was the best thing back in the day. Just enough flashing lights and colours to keep me entertained

@traveller23e

Жыл бұрын

I downloaded and played it recently; it's actually a _really_ well-designed game, with all kinds of objectives and different ways to score points while being just the right difficulty for a casual user to be bad (but not terrible) at. The reason a game that good was on Windows to begin with turns out to be that it was the first level of a multi-lever full game, and the game company was hoping it would give them good exposure and maybe spur some sales.

@illpunchyouintheface9094

Жыл бұрын

Where did you download it? I want a go at it

@nobleradical2158

Жыл бұрын

I miss those games… Goddamn it Microsoft I’m going to (do something unspeakable to your executive decision makers) someday.

@AdamAve93

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact that was just a demo, not even the full game and we all still loved it. Lol

@traveller23e

Жыл бұрын

@@illpunchyouintheface9094 I just posted a reply but not sure if KZread will block it due to containing a link. Let me know.

1:28 SiriOSly

Damn it Sam, you deserve way way more subscribers and views. Awesome content. Your jokes are always on point hahha

@raven4k998

Жыл бұрын

where's the stop button?🤣🤣🤣

"I miss defragging" had me :DD

“I paid 130$ for a windows usb and I’m happy about it”

Love how these are simultaneously saying it's good and bad

“Cortana” LOL the most annoying thing on Earth. Popping up while gaming is the best 💀

0:18. The optimist in me genuinely felt good my laptop came with pre-installed Norton. I yeeted it in a week though

@jb888888888

Жыл бұрын

Last prebuilt new computer I bought, I actually sought out a computer that came with Norton preinstalled. I had already bought [free after rebate] the latest Norton Internet Security just before my computer crapped out, and the new one I had my eye on came with 3 months free NIS, so I could get 15 months at no charge! That was 2009 I think. Definitely Vista era. Since then I've learned how to build my own, discovered the secondhand market, and have switched to Linux.

Microsoft not so long ago: "Windows 10 will be the final version of Windows and we'll just keep updating it" Also Microsoft a bit later: "Hold my beer, here comes Windows 11"...

0:04 fun fact: you can say this on linux without feeling pain (linux lets you use your pc while updating the entire os)

@sarijen37

Жыл бұрын

except when it doesn't

@redyau_

Жыл бұрын

@@sarijen37 Yes. This. Doing that is not such a good idea and doing updates on Linux can be painful too.

@HeroRareheart

Жыл бұрын

Indeed many distributions do. You will most likely still have to restart your computer at some point but you're not forced to do it immediately after updating.

@traveller23e

Жыл бұрын

Yes, though unless you've configured it specially you'll need to reboot at the end. But Linux boot cycles are pretty quick, so not a big issue unless you're one of those people who hate closing their programs.

@redyau_

Жыл бұрын

@@traveller23e Well... My near-stock Manjaro install takes 2x as long to shut down as Windows. Probably this is not normal, but still, it happens :D And it's not much quicker to boot either, maybe by 15%.

Can confirm, As a windows user, I have never said any of these quotes in my life.

Actually, Edge is my default browser and I really like it! The multiple profiles feature is really useful for testing with different users. And vertical tabs are great too, but that's been adopted by other browsers too, I think.

@painiscupcakegaming1204

Жыл бұрын

how much did they pay you?

@kristofszabo666

Жыл бұрын

@@painiscupcakegaming1204 Nothing, sadly. 😥😥 And I even use it on MacOS, I don't like Safari.

@RaineWilder

Жыл бұрын

I’m the same way, Edge is currently better performance wise than anything else. Currently…

@whydowehavethesehandles

Жыл бұрын

Edge is faster

@v0xl

Жыл бұрын

@@RaineWilder only JavaScript runtime is different (a bit faster in high load situations), everything else is the same as in any other chromium browser

Also: "Yes, I do want Bing to be my default search engine". 😂

@MyVanir

Жыл бұрын

Given how shit google is at actually giving you what you want and not ads or AI-written SEO-fests, I am strongly considering Bing a go.

@UnchainedEruption

Жыл бұрын

@@MyVanir DuckDuckGo is much better for customization and privacy--I've been using it exclusively maybe 5 or 6 years now--but sadly the search results are also pretty terrible. Probably because all search engines work from the same web crawlers. I hate those "SEO-optimized" sites that are unrelated to what you ask yet somehow manage to weasel their way to the top of every result. Then it's a page with a million stupid questions I didn't ask and the 1 line answer is somewhere 5000 words down the page.

“I’m glad my apps that worked before I update Windows don’t work anymore.”

"I love that I still come across old Windows components from the good old Windows XP days in Windows 11"

@KOTYAR0

Жыл бұрын

This is fine actually. That Settings app they have is freaking unusable, I'm so glad I can still set up what I want in Control Panel

@Abaw

Жыл бұрын

Windows 11 comes with 4 media players preinstalled 💀

@traveller23e

Жыл бұрын

@@KOTYAR0 Except they keep removing stuff from Control Panel too...

@someidiot4311

Жыл бұрын

@@Abaw 4? windows media player, media player, movies and tv, photos. oh, there are 4!

@Abaw

Жыл бұрын

@@someidiot4311 if you count clipchamp then it's 5.

"Oh I skipped Windows 7, I went from Vista straight to Windows 8. Two best versions of Windows out there 👍"

It's been a while 😃 Yt recommend your video ✌️

1:39 this one hurt, because for a while, I used edge as my default because Firefox and Chrome were causing me issues

@UnchainedEruption

Жыл бұрын

Let me be the first to introduce you to Brave Browser. It's Chrome, but way better.

Ive never heard a windows user ever say "i want to shoot a frog with a water gun filled with piss"

The Pinball joke hits hard. WHY MICROSOFT WHY?

@GoogleDoesEvil

7 ай бұрын

Pinball wasn't added to Windows Server 2003, which became the basis for Vista. Raymond Chen mentioned that there was a physics bug in 64-bit builds of the program, so they chose to remove it.

As someone who keeps crawling back to Windows every single time, every one of these made me chuckle

1:28 that's clearly a Mac you're holding😂😂

“I think I’ll stay in S mode”

making this video is a public service, we need many more like you samtime 🔥

“I’m a PC and Windows 7 was my idea!”

I'm long term windows user since almost all of my life and I tried out other Operating Systems aswell, this video just described all 19 things accurately about me ! XD

I, as a windows user could say agreeing 100% with this is an understatement

Winget is actually my go-to option of installing stuff. It download from trusted source, installs and deleting installer. Saves time and resources. Also mass update with a little powershell script to exclude is also godsent.

"Oh, it's Plug And Play ready? Great, that means it works right out of the box.....right?"

"Cortana, I need your help." "Seriously!?" xD

Bang on!!!

haha when you said the stop button i spilled my food

I’m glad you’re back in good health

I like that the Mac is portrayed as windows laptop 😂

@wtbman

Жыл бұрын

There are too few comments here pointing that out. That's another thing a windows user would never notice, the differences between brands/models/etc.

- Hello Cortana I want you to help me - Seriously??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hahahah " Oh GREAT - Norton is preinstalled "............I love it.

"Here's the Start buttun, but where's the Stop button?" 💀💀💀

I actually made Edge my default browser after using Firefox for years and Chrome from time to time. 😅😂

@TerrAqua

Жыл бұрын

Yes Why the hate for Edge 🙂 it is basically Chrome browser that does not slow down your PC plus Horizontal tabs

@louiesatterwhite3885

Жыл бұрын

@SesshyS long live Firefox, long live free and open source software.

@awhitefaceindarkness

Жыл бұрын

@@TerrAqua i agree edge is faster because it starts with Windows

@fss1704

Жыл бұрын

do you really think edge is faster? if you don't run adblock the sheer amount of time you have to spend on useless shit is astronomical, if you use adblock then it looses big margins to brave in performance, since brave has adblock already integrated. Nevermind the fucken spying.

2023 Edge is actually a pretty good browser so it is actually my default browser currently. 😄

@YISTECH

Жыл бұрын

Same.

@HeroRareheart

Жыл бұрын

It's just another Google Chrome under the hood because it's based on chromium.

@Kwitzats

Жыл бұрын

Nice try Bill

@fss1704

Жыл бұрын

try brave.

Thank u

Holy smokes, at 0:08, I recognize that town. Erwin Tennessee. Grew up there. Small world

"I love Ads on my windows 11 Machine" 😂😂😂😂

Absolute nostalgia when those old games showed up

00:18 the best Norton interface I ever used. Folks might say otherwise but I loved Norton. To date still use it

I've recently got notice from dear Windox that it won't be anymore supported and 11 is suggested...

"This is a great thing that Microsoft Edge isn’t possible to be uninstalled from Windows PC, it’s the best web browser, we don’t care about others"

@ShahZahid

Жыл бұрын

you can actually do that, just delete the browser files, or use some script like windows debloater todo it

@fss1704

Жыл бұрын

@@ShahZahid if you ever need to recover or use windows update it comes back.

I genuinely was gagging on my dinner as I watched

"Oh, I use Windows Weather to... check the weather."

"Yes i love that whenever i misstype, it takes me directly to bing."

0:52 win 7 had fucken chess too!

I sometimes update in the middle of writing and then I wait until the update is finished and click on the recovered file, but I never say that.

I honestly hate having to use Windows now, but I can't do anything about it until I can safely back up all my files

@fss1704

Жыл бұрын

There's no need, just resize your windows partition and do a dual boot, it's useful to have a windows install for some things, especially gaming.

I've used many original win95/98 floppies. The labels peeled off very easy and they where good quality.

Cortana, I need some help. - Siri-ously?😂

Windows user myself been waiting for this one

of course i am going to subscribe this is content

0:34 "There's the START button, but where is the STOP button? Me: Where is the PAUSE button? 😆😆😆

"I love it when a shortcut to Edge appears on my desktop every time I turn my laptop on even though I keep on deleting it"

What about this one? "I need to perform a task in my local machine. Better do it through terminal."

the cortana made me die

"There is the start button, but where is the stop button" it's over the start button when you click it 💀

Another sarcastic one for people who "upgraded" from Windows 7 to Windows 10: "I'm glad Windows ignored me turning off updates. I was getting worried about having too much free space on my C drive."

"I absolutely love how building a decently powerful PC has become as confusing and buffling as writing a small research paper. Knowing words like NGFF, NVME, M.2 and UEFI is so useful in every day life" Wait, hardcore pc builders with too much money actually say that

@Ocastia

Жыл бұрын

What is confusing about building a computer? PS: there are people who don't use NVME, M.2 and UEFI at least every other day? PPS: I miss 3dXpoint already...

@marsdriver2501

Жыл бұрын

computer ain't lego, if you wanna a custom build, you gotta do a research. Wait until you get into linux, the amount of terms I had to go through installing arch manually (the fun way) was quite large

@ShahZahid

Жыл бұрын

and then these are the people crying on reddit about y there pc wont work, you should at least have basic knowledge about your system, maintenance, what components it has etc

@fss1704

Жыл бұрын

@@marsdriver2501 No shit, arch was made to be difficult.

1:34 This hurt me as I download apps from the Microsoft store.

Lol the last one!

"Here's the money for my winrar license"

Actually every windows user has asked where the B and A drives are for sure lmao

I miss the old pre installed games too I mean I can search up and play them online but it isn't the same

0:37 Everyone ask where’s the stop button, but nobody ask how’s the stop button.

1:13 I have actually wondered what the A and B drives were supposed to be.

@Jon717

Жыл бұрын

The A and B drives are reserved for floppy disk drives.

@cantin8697

Жыл бұрын

@@Jon717 Ooh nice! But why is this the case on more recent versions of Windows? Nobody's even going to be able to use a floppy disk now. Computers don't support it anymore.

@Jon717

Жыл бұрын

@@cantin8697 Windows still does support floppy disk drives, it's a legacy feature. While modern motherboards don't have built-in floppy disk controllers there are ways to connect a floppy drive to a modern system. There's USB to FDD adapter boards. Greaseweasal v4 is able to r/w with 3", 3.5", 5.25" and 8" drives. Then there's USB external floppy drives, which are limited to 3.5".

@cantin8697

Жыл бұрын

@@Jon717 Oh, interesting!

I am actually using Edge as my default browser

Nice!

well, last time i paid for windows was back in 2014 when i switched from XP to 8.1, eversince i carried over the same license.

Imagine if someone really uses Cortana these days 💀

You should also make a video on how they create a virus and then go on to sell you antivirus. Also, the last part they now don't ask you to make microsoft Edge default they force it with extensions on Google Chrome or force it straight up with the edge

And one thing they should: "every app on the app store is Dog s-it." Couldn't even find a simple photo editor that has basic features, no matter how much I try to word-trick the search engine.

"I am perfectly fine with using vanilla Windows, no need for anti-spy tools like Shutup10."

@fss1704

Жыл бұрын

Actually, now you also need a firewall to see and block the rest of the connections, install one and you'll be surprised at the amount of shit that's still being sent.