"Ended with courage" is my new favourite saying

@user-tk4ld9jq1t

Жыл бұрын

wanted to comment that too

@datachu

Жыл бұрын

Lmao same

Well as a German I don't understand how you can't understand short thick arrow up, longer thick arrow up, xed out unwelvcome arrow, thin arrow hitting wall and thin arrow wanting to go home. It's just so precise.

@creeper6530

3 ай бұрын

As a Czech I also don't get how can people be confused by it. The arrows are different!

1:50 ended with courage 😂

"I just have to remember that Tab, Caps Lock, Shift, Delete, Return has been replaced by, arrow arrow arrow, arrow arrow" Funny 2:30

I failed my lab course due to a bacteria spill. "Ended with courage 😂"

"Siri, uninstall yourself." "Here's what I found on the web for~"

Your too funny I don't understand why you don't have a million subscribers by now

@jacksmith5045

Жыл бұрын

*you’re

Love M1. Got one on the job. Can't do anything job related. Except email. Can't compile code, can't work with devices, or use x86 VMs. No native cross toolchains. Docker is so slow that you would be faster with manual labor doing everything on paper. It's fantastic.🎉

😂 “Siri uninstall yourself” got me rolling on the floor 🤣

If MacOS London releases, we'll have a new "Rain Mode" and in "Light Mode" the wallpaper wouldn't have sun. MacOS Paris on the other hand would reveal if we try to install Parallels and begin a revolution.

"A computer for ants" 😂

I love the way Sam says "nyeow"

When my days are difficult your videos are here for help ❤

#18 is incredibly accurate. Apple users always say "I just like the ecosystem"

@duploman0003

Жыл бұрын

Not to sound like a shill, but: I do like the ecosystem…

@evilofalfa

Жыл бұрын

fr fr

@ConcreteAdvisory

Жыл бұрын

@@duploman0003 Especially for working purpose !

@jackwong64

Жыл бұрын

Yes it is, if I have to move away from it, then I will have all my home members to register an account for Eufy, Ecobee, Onvis, Aqara…. Etc or we shared the admin account. I don’t understand why people believe we can’t use Windows or Android once they have an Apple device?! I love the Windows laptop with iPad setup. I no longer own a Mac OS device since 2016.

@AuXXKeyz

Жыл бұрын

@@duploman0003 Yes 👍🏼 Apple ecosystem is currently still unmatched

You forgot "projectors always show the desktop I want it to, instead of just making a new one for me to drag windows to" 😂

This was hilarious, thank you.

Don’t forget. I love Apple Music….. it works perfectly, especially when forced to use “sync across all devices” in order to download songs. Thanks Apple for changing the meaning of “all data backup” to mean only Apple data and maybe just the icons of third party apps. So sorry all the songs you downloaded don’t count as data either! Thanks for making the music app on the iPhone so user friendly……. Why yes, I do want all my various artist albums split up with no real/easy way of putting them back together. Glad you figured out how to let people download 2-3 minute podcasts slower than a 4gb movie!

Number 18 really got me 😂

"Uninstall yourself" lmao

When I opened an iMac for the first time I fell from my seat because of that bang sound

Must do iPad users never say

@CanadianBakin42O

Жыл бұрын

That be good. I'm not even an apple user in general but love this series lol.

@justbulma

Жыл бұрын

@@CanadianBakin42O I think so too with all the complaints about iPadOS I think it would make a great video

@jamesfiegel9675

Жыл бұрын

We don't want Mac OS apps on our iPad :)

@justbulma

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesfiegel9675 yup agree the iPad is suppose to be it’s own thing that’s why iPadOS was created not to be a mini me version of the Mac IPadOS is not perfect I understand that but look how far the iPad has come I love my iPad and was unsure about getting one until iOS 13 came along and became a huge fan of it since then

how about making a video about if siri got training by google assistant

Did the KITI move with you to Europe?! Great to see you two together.

@SAMTIME

Жыл бұрын

Sure did, cost a fortune XD

You forgot "I love playing games on this apple!"

"would you take a kidney"😅

The keyboard screen was on a Lenovo Thinkpad first but they stopped doing it after one model because people didn't like it and it was then picked up by apple

1:18 --Siri? --Yes --Unnistall yourself LMAOOOOOO

So glad to see Kiti again!

Siri, uninstall yourself😂😂that was cold

People pay for Windows?? 😮😮😮😂

@o_s-24

Жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing lol

@anon_y_mousse

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's built into the price of pre-built computers and even some components.

@user-tk4ld9jq1t

Жыл бұрын

Yes, if you buy a windows machine, you can choose to have it clean (without pre-installed OS) for a cheaper price. That way if you only use Linux, for example, you can save money. Or if you already have a windows license.

@prismatic3695

Жыл бұрын

Microsoft harvests and sells so much of our data that windows is functionally free now. You do lose a bit of customizabiliry iirc but nothing serious

Nice video😂

Things Mac OS useres never say : " Hey Siri! "

I actually really like the startup bong

That KITi is ferocious.

I have seen only a single keyboard in my life that had shift, enter, tab, and backspace spelled out. Caps is sometimes spelled out, but is usually the shift arrow with a line under it

Loved the video but that outro killed me!

I'm so used to the different arrows on my keyboard, that I do not question them. Since they have always been this away, for once, Apple is not to blame for that.

Brilliant

"That just ended with courage." 😂😂😂😂

1:33 i cant stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😢😂😢😂😢😂😢

I used to use Mac OS in the past and I switched to Linux, best decision ever. You could have also added, I don't need windows at all, given how some apps don't run well at all on Mac OS.

this video over the blackberry is very cool

lol I am so used to arrow arrow arrow arrow that I never even noticed.

When I still was a full time Mac user. 1- I don’t restart my Mac unless there is OS update or issue that need to be rebooted. 2- Yes it is enough ports, same thing for PC laptops. 3- Trackpad is way better than mouse to me and I am always with Logitech for mouse. Not going to go on for the rest I believe this video is just for a laugh, why so serious ;x

I'm still running a Mac Mini 2010 and two Mac Minis 2012s running OS10.15. I stopped there. They do everything I need. and I still have my iPod Gen 5. I put in a new battery 5 years ago and it just keeps running.

I'm not convinced "Would you take a kidney?" is parody.

17. killed the f out of me, my German apple keyboard even has a different style arrow on the delete key

Here's something a Mac user won't say anymore "I fixed my MacBook myself"

Sudden Dark Souls sounds!!

I say about 18 out of 19 maybe.. don't ask me which one I left out! I love the Kitti at the end with it's claws out - happy or angry i don't know...

I feel like MacBooks aren't made for KZread because you can skip ads if you have the MacBook Pro with the screen above keyboard (the one that control brightness volume mute Siri and autocorrect)

Dallas.....Scotland. Courage.

14 - You can actually show menu bar all the time

I use a mac for a long time and still don't know where is that "Key"

"Yes, I perfectly like the ISO enter key"

It seems like KZread penalized your account after you had critizied them some years ago and were advocating for the odysee video platform. At least to me it seems you are stuck at 269k subscribers for a very long time. I don't see any other youtube channel with a similar reach plateauing at such a level, very unnatural. Either you actually have more subscribers but KZread won't count them to limit your reach / influence or there is some other rule set on your account that limits your growth. What do you guys think? Anyways, keep it up with the good content :)

@anon_y_mousse

Жыл бұрын

Certainly something is wrong when a channel this good doesn't keep growing, and KZread is evil, so it makes sense.

@imibuks-replit

Жыл бұрын

Maybe. And he roasts companies, mabe google got hurt? But no seriously he needs atleast 2x mroe than 269k

@anon_y_mousse

Жыл бұрын

@gius db You say conspiracy like you think it's crazy and couldn't possibly be true, but there's plenty of proof that KZread penalizes creators for all kinds of reasons these days.

@anon_y_mousse

Жыл бұрын

@gius db That logic doesn't flow at all. You're equating my statement as though it applies to *all* conspiracy theories, when I was specifically addressing your one post on this one theory. Do you often use strawmen arguments?

@anon_y_mousse

Жыл бұрын

@gius db So it's not just strawmen arguments but you also like to motte and bailey.

"How is your marriage life?" "Ended with courage"

As someone who just switched to Mac, I feel this.

Apple store: Counter offer: Your bone marrow

You look like a younger Jon Lovitz ;)

"I have good window management"

Always funny

Still waiting for the 19 things Nintendo fans will never say sam. I'm hoping you at least use some of the suggestions I made in the comments section of your 19 things PlayStation fans will never say.

is the KiTi becoming max pro plus plus?

I want to see KITi smoke Chat GPT out of the AI race

Upgrade to macOS Ohio today!

Paris texas is actually a band

we expect purr os from the KITi

We're all still waiting for "Mac OS Cupertino" and "Mac OS Xerox PARC" and "Mac OS BHA" (I mean Mac OS Carl Sagan) 🥺

We need macOS Kittai

As a European arrow, arrow, arrow, arrow, arrow just makes sence

Heh. This is great. "Arrow, arrow, arrow, arrow, arrow". LOLZ. Also: I have a 2018 McBook Pro - and I've no intention of upgrading it and won't buy an eyePhone on principle.

Well well well... Texas is more than that, show them Hill country or Austin city center, you can always find a ugly street anywhere, well almost anywhere

Still waiting on MacOS Weed

"Would you take a kidney" true

Honestly those city names together with their respective city landscapes were actually a good fit! One more to the controversial opinion jar

Number 8 is too real, I hate that macOS is now just becoming an upscaled version of iOS. I really want it to just be a desktop OS. More integration is nice, but changing the design to be with too many sliders (which is just stupid if it’s not a touch screen) sucks.

NOT linustechtips, however someone else I can't remember his name who kind of resemble the actor who played Joey on full house has the ability or know how to say what is on the thumbnail. I didn't watch this video yet, only commented on or about the thumbnail

What's MacOS ?

Ahhh no not the kitti ahhhh the PAAIIIIIIINN

20: Its not fast

fr

Windows User: **Doesn't activate Windows and gets the watermark** MacOS user: I didn't pay for the OS, but I did pay $1000 for the computer, $2000 for the stand, $3000 for the monitor and $8000 for the Ultra computer.

Wait he actually showed an iPhone for 0:52

Thats a reasonably priced computer Apple is selling right there

I think you titled your video wrong

Apple sniffs their own farts, its nauseating

😅I didn't think 🍏 can give us anything free 💸

YESSSSS

"I love that my M1 Mac can't run iOS apps" >:(

Subscribe today....? I always thought you said "Subscribe to Dave". Which always confused me, Coz I'm always like. Who's Dave?

I feel that 90% of these they WOULD Say

McOS Paris, london 🤣🤣🤣🤣

yes, my MacBook air does have *enough* ports. usb-c is great for video and data transfer. i mean, I do have a dongle for usb-a and HDMI, but that's just because projectors and flash drives font usualy support usb-c. and i kinda lost my usb-c flash drive, but i never uses those anyways.

This is more of a video about Mac users rather than MacOS. Id have expected a video with the word “MacOS” in the title would be talking more about the operating system itself beyond like… two things.

“MacOS is actually free” GNU/Linux users: SIGNATURE LOOK OF SUPERIORITY PS: free software means free as in freedom - see Stallman and GNU for more info

@Eren_Yeager_is_the_GOAT

Жыл бұрын

yeah open-source is a much less confusing name than free software

MacOS is free The pricing for MacOS is included within the computer

arrow arrow arrow arrow

I am a MacOS user and I say some of those things.

Apple always makes a computer nobody will complain about. Any company that has windows os should probably start their own OS in attempt to beat the two.