I don't care if you're religious or not, don't go up to strangers and touch their faces

@DragonGoddess18

Жыл бұрын

Same Pandemic or not, touching a stranger's face is just asking for trouble

@Lif3Enjoyer

Жыл бұрын

@@DragonGoddess18 I just imagine some random stranger grabbing someone's face, slaps them across the face, and runs away.

@tommylehomme8695

Жыл бұрын

In a hospital no less!

@bellerain381

Жыл бұрын

That’s just common courtesy 😂

@BobBob-vy9ds

Жыл бұрын

@@Lif3Enjoyer well, any amount of touch, whether it be to you psychically or something you're holding, is assault. You can get away with beating a person if they touched you first, in a way that you deemed hostile. It was explained in I believe a video by a lawyer about how Ms. Marvel was in the right for beating up a guy after he touched her newspaper. Edit: Used the wrong word.

"Dad! If your faith is weak, I will fail!" This one line gave literal chills. Such a cruel way to shift the blame, intentionally or not

@SaraMorgan-ym6ue

7 ай бұрын

top notch parental manipulation to not get in trouble for having sex🤣

@matthewriley7826

6 ай бұрын

Desperation often brings out the worst in people.

@SaraMorgan-ym6ue

4 ай бұрын

@@matthewriley7826 yeah I mean if he was smart, he would simply have gotten a girlfriend problem solved unfortunately he wouldn't likely have gotten a std then though because she would have to be a clean std free girl to make dad proud✊

@d-chudasama

3 ай бұрын

The kid looked like he had the chills

@fba90130

Ай бұрын

He's going to be a great evangelical pastor.

I loved the dad's response... "I have faith in the Lord. You I trust, as much as you can trust a teenage boy."

@berenlevia8486

Жыл бұрын

the boy's father , even being a Christian was realistic and honest ; and was going to hold his son accountable for his actions . As a Christian , I wish more Christian parents were like this 15 year old's Dad .

@marinam.2293

Жыл бұрын

That was great! I have a lot of respect for the father's decision and answer; that was a very clear distinction that he made! 👏 (Anyone know the actor's name, by any chance? He looks familiar.)

@craiglachman1379

Жыл бұрын

@@marinam.2293 The faith healer’s father was played by William Katt. You may know him from The Greatest American Hero.

@victorspennato3008

Жыл бұрын

@@berenlevia8486 how do you know they are not?

@berenlevia8486

Жыл бұрын

@@victorspennato3008 'who' are the 'they ' in your question and 'what' is the 'not'?

The way he moved to show exactly where the sore was meant not only did he *know* he *had* it, but that he also *knew what it was.* All his talk about faith in the lord, did he assume the lord would forgive him for not only having premarital sex, but *lying* about it to his *father?* Bruh.

@68404

Жыл бұрын

Didn't have to be sex. Just kissing someone who had an active cold sore could pass on the virus.

@LandoCali5

Жыл бұрын

And intentionally giving it to a girl with a tumor

@xXeragon224Xx

Жыл бұрын

@@LandoCali5 Giving it to multiple people in the visage of a faith healer, this is the part of the religious society I despise, using their religion as an excuse to cause harm to others even if they believe they're doing the right thing.

@dmf1301

Жыл бұрын

I really don’t think God cares about premarital sex! With some kids starving in Africa and other kids being abused within HIS house of worship not being on his list of things to GAF about, why would he care about people having (consensual) sex? No, the thing which is wrong is not disclosing you have an STD to the people you have premarital sex with… or using a condom! 😞

@thomasv6545

Жыл бұрын

typical behavior for a religous nut. Then to Tyolus: say to the people of the low plains, seek not the wickedness amongst your neighbors lest it find purchase in your own house.

Classic: “why didn’t you send help and save me from dying god? I did, you just refused each time.”

@LucianDevine

Жыл бұрын

I sent you 2 boats and a helicopter, what more do you want?

@Lif3Enjoyer

Жыл бұрын

LOL, I remember that

@samfire3067

Жыл бұрын

@@LucianDevine money

@mobulis

Жыл бұрын

Except god is omniscient so he knew that the boats and copter would be refused and so let him die.

@christinejuarez4759

Жыл бұрын

Why didn't gods save the babies? Oh, the babies refused, bruh?

" his temperature is rising , if we don't do anything, he's gonna be chatting to God face to face " 😂😂😂😂😂

@SaraMorgan-ym6ue

3 ай бұрын

you took libido inhibitors again I can tell by your laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@RandomTrinidadian

10 күн бұрын

Implying he doesnt go the other place

“You don’t even know what’s wrong with him” Yeah, that’s what the test is for.

@samfire3067

Жыл бұрын

It's like a police Man getting shot by a Lost bullet and being asked who shot.

@saturday1066

11 ай бұрын

"science is bs because it has been wrong" it's why "science" still exists: that's what the test is for yeah, my post is about gop attacking science. yeah, it's "political." bc they mischaracterize how science works.

@superderfmen

7 ай бұрын

​@@samfire3067More like a police man asking where the bullet is when he clearly has a bullet inflicted wound on him.

“You talk to God, you’re Religious!” God talks to you, you’re Psychotic!” Brilliant words and 100% right!

@riana-tr4bg

Жыл бұрын

No this is incorrect

@rambofan334

Жыл бұрын

@@riana-tr4bg It's correct. Deal with it.

@michaeldwyer2244

Жыл бұрын

Someone doesn't believe in Joan of Arc

@d4ddysg1rl5

Жыл бұрын

So true

@TheTrollMastah

Жыл бұрын

It IS true

"His Leash broke" I love how unapologetically irreverent he is...Probably one of the best cynical characters I have come across on TV. Always a treat to watch.

@EzraMerr

10 ай бұрын

It's just a show

@SangeetaN83

10 ай бұрын

​@@EzraMerrWhich is why I was referring to him as a CHARACTER 🙄

@emotionalfriendone43

8 ай бұрын

Do you fucking love it. I love my family.

@PaulaDautremont

6 ай бұрын

I hope that you have checked out his music. He is a brilliant composer and performer.

Can't remember which medical show it was but: "Why would God give us doctors and medicine and all these cures if he didn't want us to use them?"

@DennisTjhie

Жыл бұрын

May sound strange but I am pretty sure it is from Family Guy. There is an episode where a kid Stewie plays with turns out to have cancer but his parents are deeply religious and do not go to treat him. Luis gets so distraught that she tries to kidnap the kid and have him treated in the end she gets caught and tells the parents something like that sentence.

@BaggedBread

Жыл бұрын

@@DennisTjhie damn

@paul16451

Жыл бұрын

​@DennisTjhie It's a pretty common plot element. I remember a TV movie once where something like this happened. It was about a man who had the ability to see into the minds of those he touched. When he shook the hand of a neighbor kid, he knew the kid had a fatal brain tumor quickly growing that would have killed him in a few days, but he couldn't convince the parents to get him checked. So he kidnapped the kid and took him to the hospital where emergency surgeons were able to take care of it just in time.

@samfire3067

Жыл бұрын

@@paul16451 The Guy was arrested?

@paul16451

Жыл бұрын

@@samfire3067 I think police did come after him but when the parents learned the truth they didn't press charges of course.

"I'm sorry, you don't even know what's wrong with him", proceeds to block the test of the doctors to find out what's wrong with him. Nice faith, you've got there. Hopefully it saves lifes :)

@Crystal5672cats

Жыл бұрын

That’s really when I want to say, here are your discharge papers.

@paulogaspar8295

Жыл бұрын

well his point is that they did already a bunch of tests and found nothing.

@mariella2884

Жыл бұрын

@@paulogaspar8295 very true. The fact is ultimately it is the patient's right (under most corcumstances) to accept/refuse treatment. The issue is most people aren't willing to accept the consequences then. How many tests are worth it for your own life, that's how people need to view medicine. Stop blaming the only people trying to help. (Not you specifically lol)

@geligniteandlilies

11 ай бұрын

reminds me of the old story about a man caught in a flood on a roof. A man comes by in a raft offering a ride. Then comes a man on a boat, and lastly a manby helicopter. He tells each man, no thank you, that he has faith that god will save him and sends them on their way. The man ends up drowning and goes to heaven and he asks god why he didn’t save him. God says that he did try. He sent him a man with a raft, a man with a boat and a man with a helicopter. What did he expect a literal hand direct from heaven?

@lauraw2526

2 ай бұрын

It's the son who refused the test, and then emotionally manipulated the father into refusing. The father did nothing wrong, at 15 you're generally competent to make your own medical decisions - and when presented with more evidence, the father ignored the son's protests.

The dad refusing the test b/c they didn't know what's wrong with him. 🤨 That's why they do these tests.

@Coco-chrispy

Жыл бұрын

He was annoying me

his leash broke had me dying 😂😂😂😂

@Simaq7

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@udalix

Жыл бұрын

Glad you got over your "dying" and made it here alive to comment.

@eddieharrison1408

11 ай бұрын

@slay2525 cry about it

@MELINDASSIMPLEBLESSINGS

6 ай бұрын

😂

I love watching these videos. The way House doesn't care about anything is funny.

@applecounty

Жыл бұрын

And so reassuring.

@freyamccauley

Жыл бұрын

That would be called a hardened heart. It's not funny.

@CarWashReviews-Ethan

Жыл бұрын

@@freyamccauley your existence is funny!

@Somebody-Come-Look-At-This

Жыл бұрын

@@CarWashReviews-Ethan 😂😂😂😂

@trishanna3049

Жыл бұрын

I love house his personality is everything I love it

That boy should be ashamed of himself. He knew exactly where it was.

@JLee-rt6ve

Жыл бұрын

Do as I sayeth, not as I doeth!

@geoffreyedgson7875

Жыл бұрын

Listen and follow the word of God, but approach those who speak and act in his name with caution and distance. Everyone has something to hide.

@meph5291

Жыл бұрын

@@geoffreyedgson7875 Is this a quote from a religious text? Sorry I am not a Christian.

@geoffreyedgson7875

Жыл бұрын

@@meph5291 Nope. Completely original.

@gillianfoster1869

10 ай бұрын

😂

"I prefer to leave it in god's hands, not yours." "Except you can't sue god for malpractice."

@geoffreyedgson7875

Жыл бұрын

Strange enough, in the Bible miracles are often invoked by prophets as a reaction to find a solution, and when they do occur is often not because somebody deliberate asked for exactly what they wanted. "Doctors are not God, and God knows he's not a Doctor," -Chicago Med. This quote goes both ways. Doctors will give you all the details they have should you ask, you can blame them if you wish, and they are not omnipotent. God works in mysterious ways and never will present detailed answers, and should anyone blame him they are condemned. People go to Doctors on faith all the time, and follow their instructions without question, or want to due if they do not get an answer. Not too dissimilar from faith in God. Doctors will often do anything to save somebody if they are asked, while the Plagues, the flood and more were al the work of God. Pick and choose if you want, but know what you're getting in to and asking for.

@DrownedInExile

Жыл бұрын

@@geoffreyedgson7875 Your precious Bible is nothing more than an iron-age storybook. Humanity has believed in, and discarded belief in, countless gods and goddesses since the dawn of time. Yours is no different.

@geoffreyedgson7875

Жыл бұрын

@@DrownedInExile I'm not religious. I'm an archaeologists, who often debates different parts of the bible with others whom follow one form of Christianity or another. Honestly, the earliest versions of the book which have been excavated and preserved go back to the Roman period, the Dead Sea Scrolls. While the linguistic elements indicate they were copies derived from Iron Age script and language. Chronologically, most of the Old Testament was written around the Iron Age Neo-Babylonian Empire, during the period of exile in Babylon; and different components from earlier match different events or mythical traditions from several different cultures. Like the Plagues of Egypt in the Book of Exodus? Darkness for several days, a pillar of fire by night and a column of smoke by day, massive climatic shifts, and displaced animals? Historians have looked at these with eerie parallels with the Eruption of Thera, the volcanic cauldron at Akrotiri, Santorini. a) imagine the Iceland eruptions in the 2010's, and translate those over the Mediterranean due to a volcano in Greece. (darkness in the skies, hail of fire/volcanic rock, a column of red in the distance or a large plume of smoke). b) where there is volcanic activity, tsunami's can follow, even shifting all of the Mediterannean Basin or the Red Sea. {IMPORTANT="Red Sea" came from a mistranslation. The actual text describes Moses leads the Israelaite across the Reed sea, a fresh water body on a nomadic route over the desert} c) massive livestock die-off, attracted insects with disease, or compelling aquadic life to experience a massive shift = frogs over running villages and lots of dead fish turning the Nile red. d) releasing pockets of gas into the air. In Egyptian society, or models of home recovered from tombs, beds would often be set up on the roof of the home for a cool place to sleep; often where the eldest child or son would be. The deaths of the 1st born in Egypt has be argued to parallel outdoor exposure to toxic chemicals in a gas form, or natural hostile fauna like malaria mosquitos & snakes; where somebody sleeping outdoors would be extremely vulnerable to. Heck, excavations in Israel dating to early Island Age, have identified shrines with inscriptions dedicating them to Yaweh and Asura (God had a wife once upon a time). I break down different components of the Bible, to identify contradictions, historical indicators or cultural priorities, archaeological divergencies, or life lessons to recognize in moderation.

@aekaralagonisi

Жыл бұрын

@@geoffreyedgson7875 fascinating comment. Have you writen more on the topic somewhere I can look at? Thanks!

@Nina-cd6uw

11 ай бұрын

​@@aekaralagonisicommenting for the same question

At the pearly gates: "God, I had faith in you. Why didn't you save me?" "I tried. I sent you House but you turned him away."

@keyblademasterclark

9 ай бұрын

God: Well, to be more accurate, I sent Wilson who sent House. Let's be honest, House would ignore God completely.

@thedilfofwallstreet5385

Ай бұрын

@@keyblademasterclarkhouse wouldn’t know it if god sent him. it would just happen by fate. god doesn’t literally speak to you.

@keyblademasterclark

Ай бұрын

@@thedilfofwallstreet5385 tell that to people in the bible who God LITERALLY talked to

@tony3017

Ай бұрын

Religious people are hilarious 😂😂😂

@frieza1016

7 күн бұрын

@@keyblademasterclark You can't talk to fictional characters... and if your idea of proving me that some of this several 100 years old people at some point existed in human history is literally quoting the bible, then i will just inform you that you will not convince anyone (besides * *some* * believers)

People like this kid hold us back as a species. People in need, people who are desperate, will believe anything if it gives them hope. This is how demagogues are born.

@HasufelyArod

Жыл бұрын

Remind me of the definition

@ReiseLukas

Жыл бұрын

Trust in God? Or Trust in Experts? Either one can be abused.

@masterPNDA1234

Жыл бұрын

I don’t really see what that has to do with creating a demagogue/someone that exploits an issue for *POLITICAL GAIN* cuz most of these people won’t go in politics and also are probably not intelligent enough to do this

@biocapsule7311

Жыл бұрын

Not the kid... the father more like... it seems the kid is what his father made him to be.

@literallyanangrymoose7717

Жыл бұрын

@@ReiseLukas People who give others hope, for any reason. There's a strong religious element to many historical examples, however.

The amount of patience doctor holds with such patients is really anxious for me at some points!

@zachlewis9751

Жыл бұрын

Just pretend it’s real life.

@BritishEngineer

Жыл бұрын

It’s just pretend in real life.

@peaveyst7

Жыл бұрын

doctors arend allowed to judge people for what they treating them. its a simple rule. they want to help you. that doesnt mean they care about you.

"I am ordering you to never let these two clients meet. One is possibly delusional, psychotic and hallucinating with potentially dangerous advice. The other has cancer and potentially could be mentally compromised. The last thing we want is to embolden either." "But they're friends 😢"

Well…. This is what happens when you don’t teach sex education bc “god forbids it.” Yeah, well those raging teenage hormones say otherwise and it’s better safe than sorry. Teach your kids STI protection outside of abstinence. Condoms, dental dams, PrEP, etc.

@carolinamarie9748

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure preparation H is for hemorrhoids, don’t think it’s meant for STI’s

@denisemcdougal6445

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for sharing the truth 😊

@evaschroeder4614

Жыл бұрын

Christain here who believes that sex Ed should be taught

@sasakiizumitohmo7152

Жыл бұрын

If it’s not taught then they can manipulate them easier. It’s terrible, sex Ed is very necessary.

@WildnUnruly

Жыл бұрын

Sex Education IS taught in school. Also most schools send home permission slips for those who choose to teach their own kids at home. NOT up to teachers to indoctrinate or teach their own version of what is acceptable in someone else’s home.

Dang, he even knew right where it was the whole dang time.

"You talk to god, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic." There it is in a nutshell.

Dad: "God knows the answer not you" Doctors: "WELP. Blood's on your hands now, you're gonna give everyone herpies your fault bye get outta my clinic"

@samfire3067

Жыл бұрын

Doctor: * takes Glock*. " Go ask him , so".

“You don’t even know what’s wrong with him.” HOW WILL THEY DAMN KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM IF YOU WON’T LET THEM CONDUCT THE DAMN TESTS.

My response to the father is this… St. Luke was a doctor. God knows the answer and He sent doctors to help find that answer. So let the doctors do their job.

@bellerain381

Жыл бұрын

Amen to that! That kid thinks he’s an apostle when he’s really a false teacher!

@PeachWookiee

Жыл бұрын

I take such issue with people who don’t use the resources God gave us. He gave us brains to use, and He gave us knowledge.

@tomwithey711

Жыл бұрын

The whole situation wouldn't even have arisen if god wasn't in the picture

@strangelee4400

Жыл бұрын

Did he phone the Doctors up and tell them to do their job?

@PeachWookiee

Жыл бұрын

@strange Lee: It doesn’t work like that.

Ok now I feel horrible for that girl who had some hope only for it to yanked from under her

@averycheesypotato

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that’s pretty horrible. But maybe her tumours will shrink enough to make treatments possible…? It is a fictional story after all

@indoroyale7848

Жыл бұрын

@@averycheesypotato People like you restore my faith in humanity

@soulessslime433

Жыл бұрын

A girl did have her cancer killed by polio virus. Doctors told her either it works or they just gave her polio. It later showed she had no cancer. The doctors made a statement that while it did work, they can only guess the amount of polio needed, it requires much further testing until it becomes a ready solution.

@woofawoof7616

Жыл бұрын

@@soulessslime433 do you have a citation?

@soulessslime433

Жыл бұрын

@Woof Awoof unfortunately I only saw it on the news many years ago. I probably could dig it up somewhere.

“You don’t even have the answer” so I won’t let you do the test to get the answer. flawless.

@omnistpagan3282

Жыл бұрын

If you don’t have magic powers like god then you must be faulty. Flawless logic. 😂

Kid not only lied about faith healing, but could've potentially killed the girl and risked his own life just to save face.

If they believed God will treat him then don’t go to hospital.

@NessieNice

Жыл бұрын

Exactly my thought, that would only be like a waste of money for them when they could had just use it for preaching tour, if they even survive

@AlienAteIt.MyNoraTees

Жыл бұрын

Why take medicine at all? Waste of money if you ask me?

@CJ-442

11 күн бұрын

Basic religious double-standards. If they go to the hospital and he gets better, it’s not because the doctors and nurses are smart and providing quality care, it’s because God wanted him to be healed. On the other hand, if he doesn’t get better it’s because of the doctors’ “unnatural concoctions” and lack of faith are interfering with God’s work.

I love "It's lumbar puncture time!"

@symonsan

Жыл бұрын

And during preparations, they would have seen the sores and the whole drama would have ended.

@jackbelmont4389

Жыл бұрын

He then proceeded to lumbar puncturing everywhere

Does anyone else think that kid looks like Ben Shapiro?

@Man-O-Little-Tan

Жыл бұрын

Acts like him too

@omnistpagan3282

Жыл бұрын

@@Man-O-Little-Tan😂

@metroidcum

Жыл бұрын

i thought that the first time i saw this episode

@omnistpagan3282

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god dude yeah they’re cousins or something

@XXMatt0040XX

6 күн бұрын

Was looking for this comment

The thing I don't get is how there are religious people out there who want God to cure everything but don't use the doctors and medicine he inspired humanity to create.

Look, I trust God and all, but I also trust doctors who are physically in front of me, I'd rather not meet my Creator before my planned time

@ameliarose47

Жыл бұрын

If God made everything (which is kind of the idea of almost every religion) God made doctors.

@reiss2522

Жыл бұрын

@@ameliarose47 and the virus they're dying of🤭

@dianaahakim2001

Жыл бұрын

Yep.

@dianaahakim2001

Жыл бұрын

@@ameliarose47 yeah. Trust god and his creations

@FurballHacker

Жыл бұрын

If its your time to go, a doctor isn't gonna stop that. Your going.

"Take off your clothes!" Man, that would be a very different situation out of context. 🤣🤣

"They can't argue with the mark of cane." At first I thought he was talking about his cane. But now: "They can't argue with the mark of Caine." Genius script, I love it!!!

@JLee-rt6ve

Жыл бұрын

Caine, the Shaolin priest wandering the American Old West? Yeah, he'll leave marks when you provoke him. (Or Cain, the murderer of Abel.)

@chonwei2383

Жыл бұрын

@J. Lee ah right, Cain hahaha, I meant that

@xenahex

7 ай бұрын

Pure brilliance, a rarity in scriptwriting these days with all the Netflix Wattpad/tumblr-esque fodder

Whenever people sayn"god will save me" when it comes to health, i always want to say "maybe thats what gods trying to do by sending the medical professionals!!!"

If you talk to a god its call faith if your god talks back you have serious issues.

@animebrat76

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I know… the devil came to me in my dreams telling me to “K-O” myself… I tell my pastor and next thing I know the paramedics are at my door getting ready to admit me into a psychiatric ward… I’m sorry but aren’t pastors and the church staff supposed to call on God’s protection to keep the devil from doing that? I’m not suicidal, heck in my subconscious I started reciting John 3:16 over and over again to get the devil to go away. If I was suicidal I would’ve agreed with the devil. It makes you wonder if even the church staff are as faithful to God as they claim.

@lunasbix4338

Жыл бұрын

@@animebrat76 Last part, oh boy. Anyway, I understand why the pastor called for medical intervention and the reasoning can be found in what you've shared. Faith can only do so much when you're fighting yourself. Even if we say that those unwanted thoughts are brought by the Devil, it's in YOUR thoughts/dreams and it makes you a danger to yourself. You need outside help to assist you, that's why peer support is very important to those with suicidal thoughts. However, psych wards may be a questionable choice just basing on the experiences of those who went in.

@omnistpagan3282

Жыл бұрын

@@animebrat76You realize hearing the devil sounds just as crazy as hearing god right? That was the posters original point.

@chrispbacon3042

11 ай бұрын

@TeTeYummy okay cool.

My favorite series !! Watched every house episode !!

"Don't tell my patient", damnit this show is funny

If he refused to be treated, then say to him: "Okay. We need the room. So, we will provide you with discharge papers."

White underpants - the secret signature of the nerd

@laura121684

Жыл бұрын

A person who still calls a person a nerd unironically - the secret signature of a person who peaked in high school.

@dirkbruere

Жыл бұрын

@@laura121684 I too had white underpants back then. I was also trying to avoid words like geek, dweeb, dork etc. But I think you get the idea.

@omnistpagan3282

Жыл бұрын

@@laura121684I feel like not being able to take a joke about a KZread vid is more of sign that you peaked in high school than anything else. 😂

@KristinaTurnerUS

Жыл бұрын

Mormons

@dirkbruere

11 ай бұрын

@TeTeYummy Wow! I'm so excited by that. Send me 100 cases of it immediately!

Medical advancements are gods answers to our prayers, and it is a slap in his face to ignore these advancements in technology

@samueleveleigh2767

9 ай бұрын

if the lord wished us to be dependent on him to cure our ails he would not have given us the braincells needed to imagine more earthly cures theres a reason why the truely faithful sects of religions choose to have their deities be ineffable rather than omnipotent and omniscient

Few things irritate me more than people who hide behind God to excuse their own stupid or criminal actions.

@TheSpineSplitter7

Жыл бұрын

There's a plethora of them too unfortunately

@icantthinkofaname7152

Жыл бұрын

Pastors.

@Recordman3345

11 ай бұрын

Yes, what other way do you get money out of the desperate? Just claim to hear the "Father of ALL Humanity!!" What's that? "He just told me that you should empty your wallets, it's in his will! You would not DARE go against his will! He needs your financial support, he will reward you in spirit!" Exaggerated televangelist, B.S spiel there.. L.O.L..

@HustleMuscleGhias

8 ай бұрын

@@Recordman3345 "God always needs money! He's all knowing, all wise, but he can't handle money!" -- George Carlin.

I miss watching this show and so glad I get to watch them here 🥰

@zoyadulzura7490

Жыл бұрын

And it's all the best parts of episodes, too.

@gisselsantos2359

Жыл бұрын

@@zoyadulzura7490 yes you ain't lying

So he scratched his butt and touched a cancer patient’s face?

@pixie77531

Жыл бұрын

ew🤢

@midnightaurora9483

Жыл бұрын

Ohh Nahhhh😱😱

@spencervance1552

Жыл бұрын

That's incredibly disgusting 🤢🤮

@jeskvell3254

Жыл бұрын

yikes hahahaha

@NotMykl

Жыл бұрын

Touched ANYONE'S face.

Best moment of this whole episode: 0:09

His leash broke😂

Damn he knew the whole time

@vaska1999

Жыл бұрын

And none of the doctors points it out to him!

@ah5721

Жыл бұрын

@@vaska1999 probably was covered by underwear for modesty sake .

Won't a blood test help to figure out what he has?

@alexdelaloire8739

Жыл бұрын

It needs to target something to test to be efficient (well that what I've been told but I'm not sure: For example, they need to know what they're testing his blood for)

@everlasting9292

Жыл бұрын

Only if the blood is tested for it. A blood test won’t tell someone that they’re pregnant if it’s not run for it’s hCG levels.

@gasun1274

Жыл бұрын

well you wouldnt just have a patient with a mystery condition and have every test known to mankind done on his blood

@dancingdevil9965

Жыл бұрын

It has to be targeted. They have to know what to test for. A blood test isn’t where you just put the blood in a magical device that goes “oh yeah this is it!”

@Negs42

Жыл бұрын

You've to know what you're testing for

House was playing a spiced up version of “what a friend we have in Jesus”, wasn’t he?

EW! He scratched the sores?! Omg....

@andrewvelonis5940

Жыл бұрын

Maybe they were itchy.

@misterhanimal

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewvelonis5940 Yes, but then the nasty little bugger didn't wash his hands AND was touching strangers?!

@tyklug2013

Жыл бұрын

@@misterhanimal god doesn't believe in hygiene obviously

@omnistpagan3282

Жыл бұрын

@@misterhanimalMakes me shiver just to think about it.

@Gypsy-Tongue

Жыл бұрын

Herpies sores leak fluid and if you don’t wash your hands it can spread by touch and even spread to the brain but it’s rare but can happen. Thats why when i had my first HSV-1 outbreak and I scratched my lip i dosed my hands in hand sanitizer to make sure i wouldn’t spread it.

I really hate when Christians are like "I put my faith in the Lord, not in you. God will heal him" or whatever. Umm when in the bible did God ever just heal? Did he not send them to somene TO heal them? Did God bless them and heal them or did he send them to a prophet or a prophet to them to heal them? Did God just heal them or did he send them to a river to wash themselves to heal them? How do they know that God didn't send them to the hospital and bless the hands of the doctors to heal them? God doesn't just fix you and the bible doesn't teach that either. On most occasions in the bible God sends you the means to be healed. Whether it's by him through someone else or through something they had to do themselves. God can only send so many doctors to you or you to say many doctors before you you start ignoring what he's telling you what to do. God very rarely helped directly, he almost always sent another means to help the person. All that person had to do was not ignore it. Christians that ignore doctors are failing to even fathom that maybe God is sending them to the doctor so the doctor can heal them. Just because they don't see it as God helping them doesn't mean it isn't. God always works through people, and guess what doctors are.

House is wonderfull, he play this caracter so very well, love him❤

Sammmmeee! I love it so so much!

I wish Dr. House was real and my doctor. I'm so tired of being bounced from specialist to specialist trying to figure out wtf is wrong with me /sigh

William Katt looks AMAZING!!!!! ❤

Your videos are so cool

I remember the yo-yo. He went through all kinds of toys in the show. I remember when he started playing with the GameBoy.

The dad’s The Greatest American Hero! Haven’t seen that guy for ages!!

@mcr1968

8 ай бұрын

Took me a couple of minutes to recognize him. Remember him from the original Carrie movie.

The Dad was *Della Street’s son, William Katt :). He was Pippin in the stage show and lead with Robert Culp in “The Greatest American Hero” (believe or not it’s just me - really great show!). he’s a terrific actor. a lot of us know him from back then. 🦅🐉☄️💫 *[Barbara Hale - “Perry Mason” with Raymond Burr (Perry), William Hopper (Paul Drake), William Talman (Hamilton Burger DA), Ray Collins (Lt. Tragg).] 🌷🌱

@AllenKnutson

9 ай бұрын

You left out the most relevant role -- he starred in the 1985 movie "House"!

One of my fav🔥🔥🔥

See, this is why I don't let people touch me.

Imagine willingly compromising someone else's health just to keep up the image of a trustworthy faith healer, how manipulative.

@astrinymris9953

2 күн бұрын

I don't think he's manipulative so much as clinging to denial. Also, he's having seizures and running a high fever.

anyone else love how all the miracle cure bots swarm this video thinking its a real medical video.

He definitely aided people if their health.

The fact Chase didnt even try to stop him from touching that womans face

God allowed us to learn and create medicines. Paul prescribed Timothy some wine for his ailment (or anxiety?) and Luke was a physician. Going to a doctor doesn’t mean you don’t trust God.

Does anybody remember the episode where House electrocuted himself to see if there was "Another side"? When he regained consciousness he seemed to have saw/felt something but I can't remember what his conclusion was.

@chasejohnson5644

5 ай бұрын

That was a Season 4 episode called 97 seconds. House had a clinic patient who had died in a car crash for 97 seconds before he was resuscitated, and saw something amazing. When House met him he tried again by electrocuting himself with a knife in a wall-socket, then told House that he was convinced there was something beyond. House pondered it for a while and tried it himself. I think he even used the same knife. Afterward he tried to talk to the clinic patient, but turns out he died for real since electrocuting his internal organs after a car crash caused them to fail. House's conclusion was that there was nothing on the other side since he didn't see anything.

House works in mysterious ways!

7:21 she was being vaccinated House, she had just received a Dog bite. also the tumour didnt just shrink, it went into remission for 8 years. i hope you hadnt read that journal recently.

I am a faith healer! I have powers! NO NO NO DAD I NEVER HAD SEX! religion as a shield, in a nutshell 😂

it’s the gift that keeps on givin

“The nurse talk about you a lot” “Don’t believe them, I keep a sock in my pants” 😭

House is a legend and a bastard all in one

House, carries the CANE. Though it ain't murdering a brother.

If he was wearing a hospital gown, how did no one notice his butt boils-- especially if he would have had to scratch the gown aside??

"Sorry son im a scientologist, lord zenu says lumbar puncture"

Love House

Hugh Laurie, Kelly Reilly (Yellowstone) and Freddie Highmore (The Good Doctor). All great English actors 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@superderfmen

7 ай бұрын

If you are talking about that I am a surgeon guy then I'd have to heavily disagree. The idea of an autistic surgeon who crumbles under pressure or stressful situations is not only dumb and clearly a woke idea but would never happen in real life anyways so I wouldn't care to begin with.

@condor2279

Ай бұрын

​@@superderfmenAwful script, but he did a good job of it.

This video is so helpful God bless you Doctor Orias I really love this channel it helps to understand yourself

This is the first time I’ve ever watched this show…. I think I’ll give it a chance

House plays "What a friend we have in Jesus" on the piano.

Unlike the son, the father has some wisdom.

That dad is the greatest American hero.

@AllenKnutson

9 ай бұрын

Look at what's happened to him. I can't believe it myself. He also starred in the 1985 movie "House"!

This character enrages me so much.

Greatest American Hero!

@RodneyisGodney

Жыл бұрын

YES!!!

@dragon22214

Жыл бұрын

@@RodneyisGodney is a brit lol

@RodneyisGodney

Жыл бұрын

@@dragon22214 What?

I like how there’s people hating on the religion and not the people who falsely preach without practicing lol

@LucianDevine

Жыл бұрын

The problem is never religion. It's religious people.

@Cow_69

Жыл бұрын

@@LucianDevine Yup, if I recall in the Bible, if one doesn’t want to hear the word of God that’s on him and God at the end of things?

@SuzanneU

Жыл бұрын

@@Cow_69 The big problem is the huge number of so-called religious people who can't tell the difference between their word and God's word.

@freakyfridaysss2950

Жыл бұрын

Mixed fabrics, shellfish, pork, adultery, premarital sex, fornication, suicide and a laundry list of other rules would like to chime in as countless Christians break them everyday.

@Creepystalker102

Жыл бұрын

@@LucianDevine spoken like someone who has never read the Bible in its entirety. Or would you like to explain why the passages supporting slavery are actually ok?

The dad is Greatest American Hero! 😊

@AllenKnutson

9 ай бұрын

Look at what's happened to him. I can't believe it myself. He also starred in the 1985 movie "House"!

@samanthab1923

9 ай бұрын

@@AllenKnutson That’s right! Loved him in Big Wednesday too!

He’s off his leach 😂

Correlation is not causation, say it with me.

He can't heal himself? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What a great title

To say that finding a scientific explanation for something means it's no longer insanely improbable or "miraculous" means you fail at not just faith, but mathematics.

I’m pretty sure you don’t let random patients touch eachother and wipe their hands all over your each others faces.

@TrackerRoo

Жыл бұрын

You kidding, that's the only medicine doctors in Florida are allowed to practice at this point.

He looks like Ben Shappiro

House with the scoreboard between him and God. 😂

I'm on a mission from God🤣🤣🤣

Ben Shapiro origin story is wild.

Touching my face (as a stranger) is the quickest way to get put into a forever box.