You gotta love his sarcastic voice.

@pyscoacademy6843

9 жыл бұрын

loren banović ... hello?

@ZakkeV

9 жыл бұрын

sup

@pyscoacademy6843

9 жыл бұрын

loren banović Okay, what side of the family are you from ... cousin?

@DARKFLAME11roblox

9 жыл бұрын

Well hello person with Near picture.

@eliloechel9971

9 жыл бұрын

PyscoAcademy ikr wtf

The banana armor thing is actually brilliant. I often take bananas with me to work as a snack for later, but they get all bruised up in my bag. I don't really like bruised, squishy bananas. :(

@moltencrow3275

9 жыл бұрын

Me neither squished bananas feel weird in my mouth :P

@GhostCassette

9 жыл бұрын

ShinyGoldBacon You can't buy a lunchbox?

@ShinyGoldBacon

9 жыл бұрын

***** Lunchboxes are big and bulky and won't fit in my bag! Banana armor is compact and portable. Besides, why have a big, clunky lunchbox just for a banana? That's crazy talk.

@GhostCassette

9 жыл бұрын

I use a quite a small lunch box, plus then if you need to put anything else in you can. :P However if it won't fit in your bag then I guess there's not much else you can do. :) Carry on good sir!

@ShinyGoldBacon

9 жыл бұрын

iTs Skills Bananas are good for you!

Ahhh...back when Dolan was just Danger Dolan...I miss those days...

@owenhartguy7953

8 жыл бұрын

I've been subscribed since 900k

@coalChamberr

8 жыл бұрын

+Owen Hart Guy me too

@owenhartguy7953

8 жыл бұрын

+Gage Syme nice.

@UniversalHubAU419

6 жыл бұрын

Copy Paste, same here, he's now awfully terrable

@railenherman6482

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

k you gotta admit the flying fuck was kinda funny

@dumbgayenby

7 жыл бұрын

Logan Miranda yah

@killerzer0x74

7 жыл бұрын

Logan Miranda crap you ruined it for me xD

@Crowley1102

7 жыл бұрын

Logan Miranda more than kind of

I love how he progressively gets angrier as he goes through the list 😂

The banana guard would be pretty useful actually.A lot of times bananas get bruised on the way to/during school. #StopBananaAbuse

@freXampl

9 жыл бұрын

Don't let your friends kick you.

@666Shinedown

9 жыл бұрын

#stopBananaAbuse

@freXampl

9 жыл бұрын

#stopBananaAbuse

@DatGamingBeast

9 жыл бұрын

Mp Extory Tell that to the girls... they smack everything of tables, chairs ect just to get things to work so banana Armour won't matter. Girl: *smack* *smack* *smack* Mum: What is that noise? Girl: Mum, nothings working!

@freXampl

9 жыл бұрын

Feel train...

2:31 Dolan says the word Sus before it was cool.

@The_PokeSaurus

2 жыл бұрын

Amen to that!

I disagree that the car office is dumb. It could be very handy for those who's jobs require them to work from their vehicles, such as service jobs. I could see this being handy for home-nurses or home- therapists that have to drive from patient to patient and file progress reports, etc, on each patient. Often these nurses or therapists need to print out patient info pages as well. I could also see it useful for those in construction who need to keep track of parts or progress, or who need to give bids and estimates. It might also be beneficial for tow-truck drivers, truck drivers, and insurance adjustors. Just saying. But overall I agree that most of the products were dumb.

@sharonpeek4578

8 жыл бұрын

This car office would be great for a real estate agent, too.

@horrorchick1979

7 жыл бұрын

i agree it be good for them nureses whom goes to people houses. they have alot of paperwork and etc to do

@2-d339

7 жыл бұрын

Sand Angels WELL NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR OPINION. jk lol no hate

@planetuntoherown9961

7 жыл бұрын

marionette gamer You mean no one gives a FLYING FUCK? :-P Great idea though, sandy angel

@sahajatalla1464

7 жыл бұрын

when you're going to school but then realize that you forgot your homework then, BAM! OFFICE, KIDS

This Christmas, my child said "nothing would be better than an iPhone for Christmas!" So... I got him 'nothing'.

@christopherpeters2852

9 жыл бұрын

Corny

@razbasnet1998

9 жыл бұрын

U Fkin troll LOL!

@ShashankMC

9 жыл бұрын

It's a joke lol

@Ninjadave0o

9 жыл бұрын

How can a six year old have a child?

@ShashankMC

9 жыл бұрын

...

The banana armor thing is actually useful. I take fruit to work all the time, and sometimes it gets squished in my bag. You could just buy a lunchbox or something, but I'm lazy like that.. The weirdest thing on this list has to be the dvd/mp3 rewinder. I just can't imagine anyone being gullible enough to not buy that as a joke gift.

@shadowthedarkgirl4563

9 жыл бұрын

Me too XD

@supersbluecelltheperfected7904

9 жыл бұрын

Lol

@supersbluecelltheperfected7904

9 жыл бұрын

The nothing one is also pretty convenient

@lemondude6174

9 жыл бұрын

Banana armor may be useful, but then there's grape armor

@WePeeWithTheDoorOpen

9 жыл бұрын

Too lazy to buy a lunchbox but not too lazy to buy banana armor?

is it me or does the tank (the badonkadonk) remind you of jabbas sail barge from star wars?

@nigelawrey8220

8 жыл бұрын

yes

@MrPiccoloku

8 жыл бұрын

+JACKO JACOB Oh hi, General Grievous's eye.

@MrPiccoloku

8 жыл бұрын

+Sir Fur Should I read your comment in Matthew Wood's Grievous voice?

@jay_michelli

8 жыл бұрын

Sir Fur as you wish

@MrPiccoloku

8 жыл бұрын

JACKO JACOB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWESOME!!!!!

that car office is actually a pretty good idea for people who travel for work or for truck drivers who literally have to live in their trucks

Son: Dad, it's christmas! What did you get me!? Dad: Nothing. Son: What... Dad: I got you nothing! Don't you like nothing? Son: *cries and runs to his room* Dad: I thought you said kids like this stuff? Mom: I guess he dosn't like nothing... Dad: So what's for dinner? Mom: I don't give a flying fuck. Dad: You mean that one? *points to the flying fuck toy* Mom: Not funny.

@TheVTeleVisionREAL

9 жыл бұрын

polol770 You ruined the joke

@Coffee_and_Games_Official

9 жыл бұрын

The V Television i know :

@TheVTeleVisionREAL

9 жыл бұрын

polol770 What a curel and heathless person you are

@Coffee_and_Games_Official

9 жыл бұрын

i know

@Coffee_and_Games_Official

9 жыл бұрын

stop replying

The tank looks like the thing from Star Wars lol

@tinystalker1821

9 жыл бұрын

that's a dalek,and it's not from starwars, get your sci-fi right bra

@hannahtho9075

9 жыл бұрын

Ivory The Elephant ikr

@magmahawk583

9 жыл бұрын

I'm not saying what it is, I'm saying what it LOOKS like

@zayzy

9 жыл бұрын

I know what you mean

@darthowen

9 жыл бұрын

The sand crawler or Jabba's barge

ngl, in my opinion, this shit slaps harder than the newer videos

Actually, the "passenger seat office" is very helpful for some people. My mother was a sales rep, and would frequently have to participate in sales meetings while out on the road. So, her best solution was to pull over in a parking lot, and use the passenger seat as a desk (with a similar device) to take her notes. It's not stupid for those that need it.

@exoticbutters9867

8 жыл бұрын

thats what i thought!

@carriekettle2531

7 жыл бұрын

epicpolyphony it's very useful for LEO as well.

@gonzalosaavedra9866

7 жыл бұрын

EXOTIC BUTTERS fnaf 5

@kimberleysunchuk2909

7 жыл бұрын

Very true! I like that one!

@arthurpovey1290

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me: "Hey mom can I buy some uranium?" Mom: "What?" Me: "Uranium, its only $50" Mom: (Laughs) You have quite an imagination there son" Me: "No seriously there's uranium that you can buy off amazon" Mom: "Don't be silly they can't possibly- (looks at screen in shock) Me: "So can we buy some?"

@fiercestpond4722

9 жыл бұрын

Mom:YES

@imslackingrightnow9765

9 жыл бұрын

What if she buys it, because she thinks it isn't real?! Also to prove it to her son! Then they both die, because they get shot by CIA for doing that! XD

@WolffenBreon

9 жыл бұрын

Emir Tulmcu You know, that would be pretty funny but tragic because they both die in the and.

@darthkotya

9 жыл бұрын

Emir Tulmcu Or,if they somehow manage to get this thing in their house without the CIA trouble,then they die of radiation,because *uranium.*

@Bowfella

9 жыл бұрын

darthkotya CIA? Pretty sure they're busy committing acts of terrorism in other countries to stur up conflicts... but back on track, the authorities aren't going to bother you for this because you cannot make any sort of "nuuclear" explosive. There's a such a long prosses and things needed I simply cannot explain because you should listen to whatever your government says because everything is 100% truthful.... ok they're gone. Regardless that's a $50 profit for them and one less moron plaguing this earth :)

I worked at a Video store just as DVDs were becoming common and starting to phase out vhs, I tricked so many people about rewinding DVDs 😂

@hyejoohye

8 жыл бұрын

😝

@sebastianebel5167

8 жыл бұрын

job well done

@sebastianebel5167

8 жыл бұрын

job well done

@WenceeKun

8 жыл бұрын

job well done

@letrashcan1906

8 жыл бұрын

Nice!👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍ヽ(^0^)ノ

2:32 this was ahead of its time

Where is the damn thumbnail product? I came specifically for the pizza fork-cutter...

@GlitchMasterFaZe

3 жыл бұрын

That in my opinion is pretty clever

I kind of like the passenger seat office, it would be great for someone who does real estate or maybe a private detective.

@ross5693

9 жыл бұрын

Shut up

@MajorAJS

9 жыл бұрын

Someone is on her period~~

@ross5693

9 жыл бұрын

😭😭 this guy is so lost

@dawnwayfinder

9 жыл бұрын

Or to set up a miniature picnic to tease the kids in the back seat. ;D

@marblejester

9 жыл бұрын

Tom C I'd like it just because I read and study a lot.

In the Netherlands we have an alcoholic drink called 'niks' meaning nothing, and one time we asked our grandfather what he wanted for his birhtday, and he said 'niks', by which he meant nothing, and we got him alcohol.

@harpreetkhattra7819

8 жыл бұрын

Lol I get it

@LadyBloodyWrists

8 жыл бұрын

I guess his reaction was priceless

@MrPiccoloku

8 жыл бұрын

+Dion van Oene That moment when I get a foreign-language pun.

@laurenstaples7320

8 жыл бұрын

+Mer Feraine *Claps*

@cordoba110

8 жыл бұрын

+Dion van Oene Bij ons in de kroeg is nix een soort chocoladereep. Als iemand een rondje geeft en de barman vraagt; "wat zal het voor u zijn?" en je antwoordt: "niks", dan krijg je alsnog iets. lol

memories from when I was 11 years old 😭 I used to always watch “Danger Dolan” 😢

the tank looks like a mini jabbas sail barge from star wars return of the jedi

@maxtamir5029

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@lego-motionpictures5650

7 жыл бұрын

I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that!

@officdaddytord1611

7 жыл бұрын

Noah Fernandez There is litterally no difference XD

@xSuperiorManx

4 жыл бұрын

Or like an Empire Steam Tank from Warhammer Fantasy.

Why aren't I protecting my single grape with armor?

@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor

9 жыл бұрын

***** Damn fucking right xD

@uygartolgakara5561

9 жыл бұрын

Drew Armstrong, The Glorious Lobster Emperor i prefer knight armor

@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor

9 жыл бұрын

Uygar Tolga Kara NU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@CorporateShill

9 жыл бұрын

U r everywhere

@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor

9 жыл бұрын

Ray Jonson I know. I really am xD

You can buy a computer online if you don't have one

@laimonassileika2285

8 жыл бұрын

well that makes more sense than actually buying a computer

@mikaelalampa6404

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah you can buy computer by using a phone. In online!

@sarahreguigui6936

8 жыл бұрын

yeah like on ur phone or on someone elses computer

@TickFlicks

8 жыл бұрын

+AceGentleman That's such a great idea! I do need a computer, better get one on my computer!

@samalama5541

8 жыл бұрын

Lol XD

Number 9 is my favourite! CD rewinder, brilliant! 😂😂😂

@YisraelHhagever

6 жыл бұрын

Bubba bitty That's what Big Smoke said

Someone at my school had a banana protecter!!!

@haydenmcnulty2259

7 жыл бұрын

Me too, lol

@sapphire2322

7 жыл бұрын

Like sooooo so many in My school hade that to

@Boe-Temeraire

7 жыл бұрын

Bellatrix Nightfury my mum got me one for my packed lunches when I was in lower school. I wasn't a fan of it. 😕

@challengemillie3784

7 жыл бұрын

Jeannette Margiocchi

@tropicalbartender6510

7 жыл бұрын

yeah its called a condomn. everyone has them where i come from

Can you link me to the uranium. For educational purposes.

@LeanneZackowski

9 жыл бұрын

cheez4me333 Remember just for education purposes..... www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

@cheez4me333

9 жыл бұрын

Thank you, i've ordered some for my educational nuclear bomb.

@LeanneZackowski

9 жыл бұрын

Let me know when you are going to set it off so I can hide in my nuclear bunker.

@ishanziyad7545

9 жыл бұрын

www.amazon.com/uranium-unrefined-uraninite-radiation-detector/dp/B00CQ9LLR4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1426908378&sr=8-1&keywords=Uranium

@leerman22

9 жыл бұрын

Because it is completely useless for anything else? Only 0.7% fissile, another 89.3% to go!

You know perfectly well that the Passenger Seat Office is for people who don't HAVE an office. Say salesmen who are expected to be on the road, or construction foremen who are supposed to be on site. Including it in the list makes you seem silly.

@easterlingderek34

9 жыл бұрын

I agree it can be used for several kinds of jobs that don't use stationary offices. Some I know of would be housing inspector, bug control, and even meter readers and many more uses. There is a large part of jobs being done in vehicles that are even self employed. Which makes the need for an office on wheels even more needed.

@willbaack9146

9 жыл бұрын

MarquessaBuffy Oh No! Danger Dolan is Silly. Did you hear that? Live and Learn.

@Kamifox1

9 жыл бұрын

Will Baack Hangin' on the edge of tomorrow. Oops, sorry, my Sonic fan side's showing.

@chunguslover

9 жыл бұрын

TAKE THAT BACK!

@karaharrison4334

9 жыл бұрын

MarquessaBuffy Lmao, people who comment for the sake of commenting. Danger Dolan did explain literally what you said. Lol

Actually, the passenger seat office is quite useful in the right circumstances. My dad is constantly on the road for his job (he's a mechanic driving all over the state daily) and doesn't have a main office to work in, so we actually bought one for him and it works like a dream.

Half of the people I know own a banana guard😂😂😂😂😂

I think that the banana armor is actually useful

@LegoladGank

9 жыл бұрын

Totally.

@YGOstratPlayer

9 жыл бұрын

For 9gagers it is. Always have your banana for scale.

@migueeeelet

9 жыл бұрын

FUZZ tupperware

@ivanjacob_

9 жыл бұрын

FUZZ It doesn't fit..

@YGOstratPlayer

9 жыл бұрын

Game Fly Mine doesn't :( The armor is too small

The tank one did not suprise me. There are twelve privately owned tanks in the US. Not these pussy things. A tank. Barrel and all. Of course it's modified so they can not fire live rounds. But it's still scary as fuck.

@MrWMDeath

9 жыл бұрын

There's a few more than 12 tanks owned in the US and there are many with that are fully operational ei cannon and other amorments

@user-jl7vc9hp3c

9 жыл бұрын

MrWMDeath PRIVATELY owned tanks

@MrWMDeath

9 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I'm talking about, just do some KZread searches and find out for yourself.

@MrWMDeath

9 жыл бұрын

He'll you can even buy them off the internet, do some research before your ignorance spreads

@NikkiBudders

9 жыл бұрын

Imagine living next to the guy with a freaking tank on his front lawn. You will never be robbed, ever.

he just said sus!

I actually have the flying fuck..i'm ashamed.

@se_ri

8 жыл бұрын

+Elliot Harrington You shouldn't be ashamed m8

@AnnoyedWoof356

8 жыл бұрын

Me too

@animetittyenthusiast

8 жыл бұрын

it would be worth the money and time

@foxspirit0929

8 жыл бұрын

I want it but I don't want to wast money on that. Then again I'm probably gonna still buy it.

@yorickaname9475

8 жыл бұрын

+Elliot Harrington Just don't give it away... You're not supposed to give a flying fuck...

I am the only one who thinks that the pizza cutter fork in the thumbnail is actually kinda useful?

@amazinglyoptimisticdestruc780

9 жыл бұрын

no your not

@PieOfCthulhu

9 жыл бұрын

It is, but also very dangerous. And who would need to use both at the same time? You don't eat Pizza with a fork!

@racle1573

9 жыл бұрын

I thought it was useful until I realized... *who eats pizza with a fork?*

@PieOfCthulhu

9 жыл бұрын

Jhey Kay Exactly my point!

@DoubleKhoceSammich

9 жыл бұрын

Imagine biting food off of a fork and cutting the shit out of your lips or tongue

The car office is actually smart if you work at say a logging company or a big construction ground

@katieferguson2790

9 жыл бұрын

or if you get stuck in traffic

@katieferguson2790

9 жыл бұрын

nah it was just a suggestion for why the product was even created in the first place.

@youngnutsack17

9 жыл бұрын

Most projects have a mobile office trailer, there's no need for that haha

@00mazone

9 жыл бұрын

I have seen insurance claim adjusters use stuff like this. They work out of their cars and have to travel all over the city.

@NikkiBudders

9 жыл бұрын

lol i'd just use an ipad or phone in that situation then XD

15. That's cool but incredibly dangerous 14. That's..odd? 13. Seems efficient if you need to drive alot 12. Seems like an efficient tool for people with OCD or 11. Meh 10. That's cool if you can make it work 9. That's just stupid 8. Same as 9, that's just stupid 7. Pretty funny honestly 6. That's also pretty funny 5. Pretty cool, but useless and expensive 4. Okay.. 3. That's just stupid, especially to be selling on the internet 2. Reminds me of Infant Annihilator xP 1. That's quite funny

I fear the banana armor may be... misused.

@jadenn.hernandez7784

4 жыл бұрын

the man O____O

The #7 is actually useful I made my friend embarassed by flying with it above him when he talked to his other friends :D

@temhunter6341

8 жыл бұрын

+Hy Drix (Hydrix) u cud use the flying fuck to say wut u wanna do

@durian111

8 жыл бұрын

+Hy Drix (Hydrix) He can easily look at you open his shade and give a middle finger then walk away, he win by landslide. No amount of flying fuck can beat that.

Uranium on Amazon? What's next, plutonium in corner stores?

@RLQFK

9 жыл бұрын

xD

@SonofTiamat

9 жыл бұрын

It'd be easier than harnessing a bolt of lightning.

@melonlazers330

9 жыл бұрын

back to the future reference?

@wilsonong2898

9 жыл бұрын

No, plutonium in the kitchen of your local restaurants.

@kenan639

9 жыл бұрын

Anyone got some Mercury?

I actually spit out my tea when I seen the DVD Rewinder.... I laughed so hard my sides still hurt!

#4: sounds like he said "the diarrhea"

@nathanielandrew6667

8 жыл бұрын

+Squeaker Toontown ayyyy we both play ttr im ice spark

@crombinatorrrrjr

8 жыл бұрын

And dear rear is totally better

The Banana Guard is actually extremely useful, since the banana will either be placed in the middle of a backpack, where it will be crushed by the contents in the sides, or on the sides, where a collision will give it a pretty substantial shock.

@eltiolavara9

9 жыл бұрын

i agree

@colsoncustoms8994

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, My girlfriend likes it when I use the Banana Guard.

@eltiolavara9

9 жыл бұрын

Ty Colson huhueheu

@demetriussage7447

9 жыл бұрын

....lunch bag?

@TashiVoices_35

9 жыл бұрын

You can find one in the Japanese store called Daiso

I have a banana guard.

@ElectricFXMotionDesign

9 жыл бұрын

Sylvia isgod you turn the bananna.

@dylanyoung1326

9 жыл бұрын

That was one of the most stupid comments I've ever read

@KaytlynDavidsonkatcrazykatie

9 жыл бұрын

A condom? I'll go...

@elliotskunk

9 жыл бұрын

Kaytlyn Davidson yep bye

@arianas.6280

9 жыл бұрын

Sylvia isgod :'DD

5:38 BANANA GUARD! Lol Banana Guard: wee-woo-wee-wooo hi Finn, hi Jake! Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo

@purisasleep7639

8 жыл бұрын

yeeeeesssss!

@slawor4

8 жыл бұрын

noo

@adisurd

8 жыл бұрын

The banana guard is a useful tool. If I were to carry one to my office in the backpack, it will go bad in a few hours. In the banana guard, it will last at least 24 hours.

@goatswithwigs3752

8 жыл бұрын

adisurd Bananas can last for days. Either you're buying the wrong bananas or your idea of gone bad is very twisted. Bananas with brown spots haven't "gone bad" they're just more ripe. Bananas are better when they have brown spots because they're sweeter at the overripe state.

@salemrwby9914

7 жыл бұрын

the brown spots are bruises dumb ass...

Honestly, I eat a ton of fruit and the banana armor actually isn't a bad idea lol.

@alix5653

8 жыл бұрын

...

@ryanm0257

8 жыл бұрын

I need grape armor. I don't want my poor little grapes to get injured.

@HenrikE81

8 жыл бұрын

If you want to eat them, then you should be little bit careful with how you deal with them, a banana get very easily bad

OMG a remote controlled flying fuck, that's just great!!! xD

@bendrownedcyberghost780

9 жыл бұрын

Advertisement: The only flying device that you don't need to worry about hitting a wall because you will obviously not give a fuck about hitting the wall with the remote controlled flying fuck!

@bendrownedcyberghost780

9 жыл бұрын

BĘŁŁÂ _ xD

@imgonnadestroyyou9982

9 жыл бұрын

Shaveron Haters ...

@shaveronhaters2890

9 жыл бұрын

Ok don't care abouT that

@imgonnadestroyyou9982

9 жыл бұрын

Shaveron Haters About what?

dvd rewinder? what year is this?

@willbaack9146

9 жыл бұрын

***** What does it matter? lol

@DistributionMackerel

9 жыл бұрын

***** Sorry about that, I was just having so much trouble manually rewinding my VHS copy of Thursdays Late Night Countdowns with Danger Dolan, what was your question again? ps it unfortunate someone fell for that dvd rewinder scam, because atleast one person did, we all know it

@Derikimi

9 жыл бұрын

Archer Gilgamesh Its sad that someone thought it was a good idea to make it

@AliRiazAkramSiddiqui

9 жыл бұрын

***** It's sad they actually did!

@winterfox9994

9 жыл бұрын

***** Don't worry, I have a nothing for you.

That car/office actually looks pretty practical to me.

A fool and his money are soon departed...

@JustinLHopkins

8 жыл бұрын

Me.

Finally I can rewind all those DVDs. It also rewinds CDs too tight?

@SoulDelSol

9 жыл бұрын

Right? Not tight.

@1ard

9 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sullivan yep :P it even rewinds video games... now every time i pop it in i go straight to the main menu . rather then starting from where i turned it off at. it is awsome :P

@MrJoeyWheeler

9 жыл бұрын

***** now we just need the Steam Rewinder :D

@1ard

9 жыл бұрын

Damian Freeman iam on it!!! kick starter here i come!!

@ivanjacob_

9 жыл бұрын

No, you're all allleft.

I have number 6, my banana's are getting crushed otherwise. It's normal here.

@hazelharry2033

9 жыл бұрын

*THE **GameCommentaryMakerz** LOVES BIG BANANA'S!*

@Grampa_Swood

9 жыл бұрын

Harry G *IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.*

@hazelharry2033

9 жыл бұрын

it was a phoenix wright refrence scrub

@Grampa_Swood

9 жыл бұрын

Harry G I know, but I just felt like adding that.

@hazelharry2033

9 жыл бұрын

No you didnt

2:47 Now thats humour at its finest

And I'd buy the flying fuck.

@dukernova

8 жыл бұрын

Hey you give one! Good Job

@klmzaprincess1

7 жыл бұрын

me to

@kattacke8152

7 жыл бұрын

Chara Dreemurr, OK furball calm the fur down.... some people dont like seeing crimson painted walls.

@auroradavar1058

7 жыл бұрын

But obviously you don't give a flying fuck

I once bought my Mum a jar of nothing. She thought it was the best thing ever.

@TheMimiSard

9 жыл бұрын

If it was, it wasn't one either she or I understood, or some statement about celibacy.

It's nice to see that the personal tank found its niche market on Tatooine.

I have a piece of uranium in my house. It has a weird smell and sensation it gives.

@kiwiconnors

7 жыл бұрын

Emil Phoryew ewwwwwwwwwwwww

@emilphoryew9436

7 жыл бұрын

PLAG CLAWS OUT Would you like to buy my piece of uranium from me? IT'S SEXY!

@emilphoryew9436

7 жыл бұрын

COME HERE WOLFY WOLF! Yes but it might cause side effects if done regularly. I wouldn't do this too often. You may eventually go psycho and wind up short circuiting like Hillary Clinton.

@Amenti_H

7 жыл бұрын

Emil Phoryew Did it come from Uranus?

@emilphoryew9436

7 жыл бұрын

Yes it's from Uranus and it's rather heinous.

That tank at the beginning reminds me of Star Wars VI

The car office is actually a pretty awesome idea. A lot of people in a lot different occupations do work in their car such as visiting nurses or doctors, physical therapist, or just your average door to door salesman.

I thought he said banana GOD

@temhunter6341

8 жыл бұрын

+Alissa Andrade same XD

@djcrobo2877

8 жыл бұрын

+Alissa Andrade Same here! Damn Aussie accent! lol

@mondoot9095

8 жыл бұрын

same!

@OhLookItsRabid

8 жыл бұрын

+Alissa Andrade Wait, he didn't? xD

@OhLookItsRabid

8 жыл бұрын

***** Oh, that makes MUCH more sense! xD

2:31 HE SAID SUS OMG OMG 2014

@The_PokeSaurus

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAH! I noticed too!

@erikkrauss8481

2 жыл бұрын

@@The_PokeSaurus 😭😭😂

I nearly died laughing at 4:58.

I can see number 13 maybe be useful in some jobs that require driving around alot and still needing to do office work in different places, but then again i think a iphone is much handier in that case

@Yamifira

9 жыл бұрын

any other smartphoen would suffice betetr than that apple crap that breaks to bits n pieces when you drop it once

@Dante_S550_Turbo

9 жыл бұрын

Yamifira chosen juan don't forget them being outdated compared to their competitors....and still more expensive and apple junkies will still buy them...

@felixandersson2952

9 жыл бұрын

my iphone's have worked just fine never broke, had iphone 4 for over 2 years and now the 6, while my friends have to get new each 6 months because they buy samsung and other shit like that

@Yamifira

9 жыл бұрын

rustypro98 knows the truth Felix Andersson and ***** are jsut apthetic apple fanturds that propably think samsung phones are inferor yet the samsung phones are better in the workings PS i am a nokia user so my opinion is valid unlike yours

@nicolalocke5409

9 жыл бұрын

It would work for a sales rep person.

my neighbour bought his wife online.

@gabimanaver8453

9 жыл бұрын

Looooollll

@tavleenkaur3244

8 жыл бұрын

??????!!!!!!what the buck ugg autocorrect

@dylizabeth

8 жыл бұрын

I knew Mr. Cake bought Mrs. Cake

@CaptainShcabula

8 жыл бұрын

Dash631Productions No, Shining armor bought cadence. He paid for the foalsitter, being how he met her.

@enderbros1502

8 жыл бұрын

+Pinky Dash uh.......

Title:dumbest thing you can buy online Thumbnail:most useful thing you can buy online.

@somedude7326

7 жыл бұрын

PC Principal *(COUGH)* Only 2 genders! *(COUGH)*

@lazar2175

7 жыл бұрын

SUBSCRIBE TO ME BECAUSE I WANT ATTENTION Did you just assume the number of genders? *TRIGGERED*

NO NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU DONT CUT PIZZA! YOU DO IT WRONG

@gameryeah2500

7 жыл бұрын

SpiderBite3601 YOU ONLY CUT IT IN SLICES! NO MORE!

@officdaddytord1611

7 жыл бұрын

SpiderBite3601 NO NO NO JUST NO

@jeffreyfields9601

7 жыл бұрын

Pizza tastes like purple.

@fabulouscake3319

7 жыл бұрын

LostCat that mattress brand?

@elisaninis

7 жыл бұрын

In Brazil we [usually] eat pizza with knife and fork, actually hahaa BUT WHERE IS THE PIZZA CUTTER?? I CAN'T FIND IT, and I came specifically because of the thumbnail, damn it.

A boy at my school has a banana guard. It broke.

@urielkosovo5177

9 жыл бұрын

That's funny haha

@alexrobinson9640

9 жыл бұрын

Yep this teachers pet had one and a teacher walked in while he was holding it and confiscated it thinking it was a sex toy

@julianburkert7939

9 жыл бұрын

A lot of people have those things here. At least they used to back in the days.

@AlpineHorror9

9 жыл бұрын

My gf uses the banana guard for alterior motives ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@noneyourbusinessiamjoshua9243

9 жыл бұрын

Kieran Reynolds no she didn't shut up

Movie stores don't exist anymore. cause every ones downloading them now xD

@mibbywu7039

9 жыл бұрын

Pssssssh

@derpaderpy4931

9 жыл бұрын

Sylvia isgod Click the slider.

@Nicbaggins

9 жыл бұрын

*Plays Taps*

@CatComet

9 жыл бұрын

Rip in peace blockbuster... Also rip my childhood...

@adamharrison927

9 жыл бұрын

Cat Comet likewise my friend, when I found out the blockbuster on my street was closing my life ended

Good ol days

i think real estate agents or ppl who use travel all day woukd like 2nd one

I would buy the flying fuck just because.

@eklyptictriple7125

8 жыл бұрын

Me too

@steamedbuns8925

8 жыл бұрын

Ninja Dog Flying fucks all day!!!!

@eklyptictriple7125

8 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Ravera Sends flying fucks to space

@steamedbuns8925

8 жыл бұрын

Ninja Dog HELL YEA!!!

@LadyBloodyWrists

8 жыл бұрын

Deadmau5 has one and made an entire video dedicated to it. that's how I found out about it and realised I need it

15 Dumbest Things You Might Have Gotten as Christmas Presents

@SolidSanicsIlluminarty

9 жыл бұрын

***** I got a rock.

@cutiepie763

9 жыл бұрын

A Justin Bieber CD

@roondarmurnig338

9 жыл бұрын

I got a live body. And an arrest warrant for having someone in a gift box.

@LazyChuckle

9 жыл бұрын

A PS4

@thecandianguy6241

9 жыл бұрын

A book

Number 13 is actually kind of a good idea, provided you're in a profession that requires you to spend most of your time being mobile i.e. sales, traveling maintenance (HVAC, telecoms, etc.)

I miss when danger Dolan felt like it was just some dude in a basement making top 10s while sound extremely sarcastic

@InfernoPhoenixFX

4 жыл бұрын

I thought I had to be the only person thinking that. Then his content takes a complete 180 and left his older audience confused.

@mogu4182

4 жыл бұрын

@@InfernoPhoenixFX yea I think his older community is gone tbh the magic the old videos had just isn't in the new videos

Is it just me or does the tank look like Jabba's sail barge?!

@pggamer3242

9 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing

@taxavoider9889

9 жыл бұрын

True

@dmaughan1752

9 жыл бұрын

I bought it not the best but my neighbours through here comes aliens it a takeover they called the cops and they allowed me to keep it still in. Y garage

The banana guard is actually pretty cool as when you transport a banana in a filled backpac, you often end up with a mashed banana

@dejene123

9 жыл бұрын

Elfen Lied pic?

@AITF045

9 жыл бұрын

Looks like it

@AbelDuviant

9 жыл бұрын

How primitive are you? Ever heard of a lunchbox? And if the banana doesnt fit you just slice it in pieces.

@brinsingrflamme5822

9 жыл бұрын

Allo Raptor I did not say it was necessary for survival but at least not a dumb concept ^^

@AbelDuviant

9 жыл бұрын

Freddy Johnson A lunchbox is more practical, I know you didn't say it was necessary for survival, dumbass.

Been awhile thought I would come back and I was not disappointed

That one in the thumb nail seems really handy!! I would love that!

#7 is a win when someone says I don't give a flying fuck you can just bring that and say now you do

@canadianfatass4378

9 жыл бұрын

That's the coolest thing on this list

@cutiepie763

9 жыл бұрын

Lol

@codexix8582

9 жыл бұрын

I would actually buy that...

@roondarmurnig338

9 жыл бұрын

No, you give it to someone for Christmas and say, "There, I gave a flying fuck."

Mum: What do you want for your birthday. Me: Nothing really.... Mum: *troll face* okay

I love Dolan!! Craaazy relax guy but full of sarcasm

His content was very different back then and i like the change it went from the same old top 10 videos to pretty good content

Sadly I know a loooot of people who would want the flying f*ck. What's even sadder is that I kind of want it too XD

@TsuruyaSonozaki

9 жыл бұрын

Ya that concerned me too ^_^" "I've got an idea, let's put out uranium for sale so that all the little kids in second grade can learn the wonders of nuclear power, and they can even access it when they're a teenager during that rebellious age where absolutely nothing could go wrong!" The chance of a colony of radioactive mutants just went up, guys.

@cameronwilliams4149

9 жыл бұрын

Shinji Hirako you have to put it through a certain process that that would only leave you with enough to kill 1 squirrel

DVD players automatically seek to the beginning... it's not like a spool of magnetic tape in a VHS cassette that can get stuck at 50% or so. Anybody who bought the DVD rewinder is a freaking idiot.

@jd3136

9 жыл бұрын

Older people?

@SotheX

9 жыл бұрын

I was thinking about buying one just to fuck with people that come over to my house.

@randomvideosn0where

9 жыл бұрын

SotheX sit near redbox with it and tell people it saves them the rewind charge

@Chewychucky

9 жыл бұрын

speedevil22 It's a joke item. As is the "USB Pet Rock".

This is my favorite video from Dolan

my brother actually bought me the nothing to my birthday... i was so sad :'(

The golf club brush would actually be useful. It doesn't usually work to use a rag because of how packed the grooves get.

Can I buy the internet?

@user-uy3ol9st9m

9 жыл бұрын

No.

@kaylprev

9 жыл бұрын

Stereotypical Hater you probably just broke his heart

@annacatton5929

9 жыл бұрын

The internet? Oh I already read that

@LukasAndVera

9 жыл бұрын

Too late, I got it already but if you pay enough we can share

@choconinny

9 жыл бұрын

Sure, it comes in the form of 23928383432 installation CDs

oh the old dolan videos with just him ard so good

I didn't even get 3 seconds in before falling out of the chair laughing... DVD rewinders??? SERIOUSLY????

I'd use the car table thing for fast food :3

@demontiger8839

9 жыл бұрын

Do.......do you eat french fries? O_O Mind blown.

@faytality5999

9 жыл бұрын

maybe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@demontiger8839

9 жыл бұрын

Potato Tomato *Inception dramatic music plays* POTATOCEPTION

@faytality5999

9 жыл бұрын

dun dun DAAAA

@theshadow3438

9 жыл бұрын

Potato Tomato Do you use your banana guard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

U forgot iphone....Lol I love apple though

@Metmovie

9 жыл бұрын

No you dont. Its allllll an illusion.

@surajranabhat3551

9 жыл бұрын

***** cool...i dont own a iphone as yet...vl b saving money for a year now. To buy iphone 6 plus

@SpooNetwork

9 жыл бұрын

What a retarded insult.

@Michenckien

9 жыл бұрын

Android super master race.

@MatthewGames1

9 жыл бұрын

apple is worse than full-body cancer.l

what he was saying at number 14 killed me i was crying XD

The DVD rewinder?! That is...amusing beyond words and where can I get one, it is so useful. But does it also work on BluRay, though.

actually our perception of "nothing" is something and it is also a pronoun (type of word); therefore, nothing is something. not to mention the fact that the gift of nothing is conceptualized to be nothing (by the definition of nothing), but it is something because it is of conscious state.

@escobarmunir

9 жыл бұрын

nerosonic You must be fun at parties

@roelin360

9 жыл бұрын

nerosonic Conscious state? really? smh. that gift of nothing doesn't look alive to me.

@xxxsinpadres3867

9 жыл бұрын

That is one of the truest yet mind boggling thing I have ever seen . You bring joy to this madman. ;p :D

@MrHanky-lx1us

9 жыл бұрын

Well, if you want to get truly deep. Than who are we to define the definition of nothing? Who are we to define anything at all? Who decides right from wrong? Society? Or God? What right do we have as humans to make such decisions? The way I see it. Nobody is anything. And I'll be damned, if I let you insignificant humans, with your inflated egos, tell me what to do. But I'm damned anyway. So it doesn't matter.

@thepeach4638

9 жыл бұрын

***** so original

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. This really made my day!

4:10 You made my day, Dolan. Lol

I had a job where I was on the road all day and visiting different places and had to do lot of paperwork and such and I think that number thirteen would have been awesome to have.