11 Things That Happen To You When You Move To Germany

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  • @hovawartfreunde4599
    @hovawartfreunde45994 жыл бұрын

    If you have a really annoying staring person just stare back at their socks. Maybe add an eyebrow raise. Works best in public transportation Will drive them nuts 😂

  • @junowood5951
    @junowood59514 жыл бұрын

    "Hey Ma the psychopath in the park is talking to the ducks again." "Stare at him!"

  • @ca9603

    @ca9603

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣 - thank you for this, imho the only possible answer to this vlog!

  • @MichaelAndersen_DK

    @MichaelAndersen_DK

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh that was a good laugh, thank you!

  • @jgeur

    @jgeur

    4 жыл бұрын

    wunderbar (pronounced wonder bar)

  • @muhammadandrew3975

    @muhammadandrew3975

    2 жыл бұрын

    you all prolly dont care but does any of you know a trick to get back into an Instagram account..? I was stupid forgot my account password. I would appreciate any tricks you can give me.

  • @rhysdominick2826

    @rhysdominick2826

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Muhammad Andrew instablaster =)

  • @SuperPuddingcat
    @SuperPuddingcat4 жыл бұрын

    I’m from the U.K. living in Hamburg, here people are too busy looking at their phones to stare at anyone . I haven’t noticed the famous German stare anywhere in the north, perhaps it’s a southern thing.

  • @Videokeiler

    @Videokeiler

    3 жыл бұрын

    Here in Berlin nobody stares at you either, I think it is a small town thing. I used to live in Schwäbisch Hall and it is true, the staring there is really annoying.

  • @marcusbluesky7299
    @marcusbluesky72994 жыл бұрын

    The usual things like 'Ich möchte 200 Knoppers' 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼 I actually thought after that Knoppers cake you got you might need a break of that. I now imagine people pushing their carts full of toilet paper... Just Nalf getting the German stares because his cart is full of Knoppers. Cool video, funny idea with the outfits

  • @kirasternenfeuer6198

    @kirasternenfeuer6198

    4 жыл бұрын

    sounds totally normal for me ^^ *Knoppers munch*

  • @juliaclaire42
    @juliaclaire424 жыл бұрын

    Since smoking is forbidden in bars and restaurants I consider the smell of smoke rather disgusting. None of my friends/colleagues/family smoke and I always feel upset when someone passes me with a cigarette (what doesn't happen as often as it used to).

  • @jas1292

    @jas1292

    4 жыл бұрын

    Julia Claire For me it is normal to see other people smoking but the smoke still bothers me a lot even though I have relatives who smoke. In restaurants it is normally allowed to smoke when you’re sitting outside. This is really annoying because there you can’t go away from the smoke 😃

  • @t.a.yeah.

    @t.a.yeah.

    Жыл бұрын

    I always hated it. That's really a reason for me not to go to places where people smoke. It should be banned from everywhere. It was even hard for me to wait at the bus station, because everywhere they where smoking. It's even a reason I don't want to invite parts of my familiy. I just cannot breath or talk then, I always have to swallow, and after that everything smells bad, ugh. I cannot tell how much I hate it. xD Rauchen ist asozial.

  • @raygoro3446
    @raygoro34464 жыл бұрын

    Germany: Hefeweizen USA: Half a Weizen 😂🤣

  • @mansonwinchester5961

    @mansonwinchester5961

    4 жыл бұрын

    Orol Ragg Have a Weizen

  • @raygoro3446

    @raygoro3446

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mansonwinchester5961 So viel Hefeweizen gibt es nicht in den USA, als muss man teilen... 😂🤣

  • @Le0nnh

    @Le0nnh

    4 жыл бұрын

    He- Haw- Hafer Weizen? lol

  • @isitorisntitquestionmark1681
    @isitorisntitquestionmark16814 жыл бұрын

    9:01 beware of another lady to throw mean glances your way or knock you out with her purse!

  • @JustNatax3

    @JustNatax3

    4 жыл бұрын

    The slow walk of a notoriously curious older lady in her fancy Sonntagskleider ready to gossip about her neighbour barbara not coming to the Ostermesse this morning. Klassiker.

  • @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    4 жыл бұрын

    😄 I can see her hitting him...and the music fits totally...like from an old Slapstick movie.😁

  • @astridp4196
    @astridp41964 жыл бұрын

    “ maybe I don’t get invited because of my attire choices” 🤣😂🤣😂 happy Easter Nalf 🐣

  • @itwasellinotme5957

    @itwasellinotme5957

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sitting on my hands and munch a biscuit from the refilled "malfunction" jar - unfortunately too late for my comment. Ooops.

  • @onkelflonkel9442
    @onkelflonkel94424 жыл бұрын

    They stare at you because you’re an attractive man....simple as that.

  • @imaginareality
    @imaginareality4 жыл бұрын

    I've never had a dryer and I don't think I could use one without feeling incredibly guilty for wasting that much power...it's been drilled into me since I was a young child that dryers are bad and unnecessary Also, re: the Germany stare - the best stares are the ones you receive from old people who sit at their window all day. I still don't know how to react to them. I usually smile and stare back but then they just make me feel like I am the one who is being weird and rude. idk man

  • @Matt..S

    @Matt..S

    3 ай бұрын

    In northern Europe (including Germany) dryers are an absolute must unless you enjoy mold. You can use a drying rack in the summer( so 14 days) but as soon as autumn comes, you have no chance to dry your clothes outside or in your house. They will start to smell or cause mold before they get dry.

  • @donaldchump5024
    @donaldchump50244 жыл бұрын

    The staring is more of a thing in the South of Germany, I think. I live near Cologne and don't feel stared at very often. But when I travel to the South, I notice people staring a lot more. Or it might be about city life vs small town Germany.

  • @ca9603

    @ca9603

    4 жыл бұрын

    Finally someone who made a correct summary 👍! That's exactly how it works.

  • @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes, a small town/elderly thing. I live nearby Cologne too. I wouldn't say it's about north or south.

  • @Taladar2003
    @Taladar20034 жыл бұрын

    I have been living in Germany all my life and cigarette smoke does bother me and is disgusting in my opinion. So your mileage may vary on that one.

  • @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    4 жыл бұрын

    Agreed! I hope someday we will get to American standards considering this. It's a shame how acceptable smoking still is here.

  • @anja6983

    @anja6983

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's not that bad... I worked at a bar once and our regulars were allowed to smoke. We just didn't "see" it Of course it's a small town bar, nobody cared. It was really fun to work there...

  • @tsfbaf303

    @tsfbaf303

    4 жыл бұрын

    Taladar2003 And most smokers ask if it bothers you when they sit besides you (or they’re just cunts)

  • @pragmatastic
    @pragmatastic4 жыл бұрын

    9:14 Holy Portal-to-a-Different-Dimension, Batman! Don’t step back, NALF!

  • @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    4 жыл бұрын

    😄

  • @Stadtpark90

    @Stadtpark90

    4 жыл бұрын

    lol - I did not see this when I watched first. That’s like the experiment with the gorilla costume!?

  • @pauforster
    @pauforster4 жыл бұрын

    I love your videos, I have so much fun watching them 💙

  • @MarcusThienelMusic
    @MarcusThienelMusic4 жыл бұрын

    follow you almost since from the beginning and a "list-upload" is always a good upload i'm looking forward to😊👍keep going and hit the damn 100k subscribers mark you deserve it🤘

  • @Trashplat
    @Trashplat4 жыл бұрын

    Happy Easter to you too 😊

  • @user-bj2lu9qt3o
    @user-bj2lu9qt3o4 жыл бұрын

    Nalf thank you SO MUCH for giving us so many vids!!!😃 Happy Easter everyone!🐥🐰🥚

  • @Chris_M74
    @Chris_M744 жыл бұрын

    „Have a Weizen“, doesn‘t sound that wrong to me. Prost!

  • @nommh

    @nommh

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chris M. Let me be boring... the literal translation is “yeast wheat”, because usually beer is made with barley, not wheat and the yeast is filtered out or something before the stuff gets bottled. Cheers.

  • @fipsvonfipsenstein6704

    @fipsvonfipsenstein6704

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nommh And Wilhelm IV. also decreed, that between Georgi and Michaeli a Maß shouldn´t cost more than 2 Pfennig. Could it be possible, that someone changed the table a bit since 1516?

  • @martinwisser7701
    @martinwisser77014 жыл бұрын

    Wo ich mir das schon so lange anhöre (nicht alles zugegebenermaßen) - Frohe und Gesegnete Ostern!

  • @schwini98
    @schwini984 жыл бұрын

    Great video!

  • @stefflmrk
    @stefflmrk4 жыл бұрын

    Happy Easter ........ this was (99%) a good one 👍🏻🤣😂🤣😂😊😊🤗🐣🐣

  • @MGHallmann
    @MGHallmann4 жыл бұрын

    Happy Easter Nick

  • @cristianbota7565
    @cristianbota75654 жыл бұрын

    9:14 the Aliens stole her

  • @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    4 жыл бұрын

    😄

  • @davidlp6510
    @davidlp65104 жыл бұрын

    Hahah awesome video!!! You are great

  • @Morellas4
    @Morellas44 жыл бұрын

    Hi Nalf, thanks again for another lovely video :-)) Because this topic shows up so often I'd like to give a short insight about the "staring business". To me as a German this is a really really weird thing to hear about. And all the people from the US mention it. So I thought about it and here is what I think about the “staring”: Yes, it is correct: we Germans do it ALL THE TIME with EVERYBODY at any given situation. But Germans would never call it "staring"! Usually it's meant to be the briefest of eye contact. Why do we do that? I always feel like it's a kind of silent Hello, a sign that we recognize each other as human beings, maybe telling each other by the brief eye-contact that I’m a friendly person who won’t harm you. The crazy thing is, if you look back and hold the eye contact, then - funny as it is - to Germans YOU would be the one who stares... (I’m not talking about the looks which say “take your feet off the seat!” Those are the “real stares”.) It's probably just a thing to get used to. I don't like it much to be "looked at" myself, therefore I just ignore it. Then it's kind of my own wonderful stage and everyone virtually cheers my lovely performance. ;-)))

  • @NikolausUndRupprecht
    @NikolausUndRupprecht4 жыл бұрын

    5:20 smoking won't stop bothering me. I am german, I am a non-smoker and I hate it when I come across someone smoking in public. Smokers are often not aware that the smoke is annoying even several meters away. I just don't like the smell.

  • @danielw.2442

    @danielw.2442

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tolerance is a two-way street (just saying)

  • @gailalbers1430

    @gailalbers1430

    4 жыл бұрын

    i was shocked and angry when i experienced that people clustered around hospital entrances to smoke. i had bad bronchitis and it was really bothersome. i did complain to the receptionist and they just shrugged their shoulders and said that the smoking area was designated across the street , but they just could not get the smokers to go across the street. i had to go to several hospitals and it was the same where in order to get in a door i had to struggle through a throng of smokers to get in the door. that is just gross and wrong.

  • @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@gailalbers1430 Yes, aweful!

  • @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nikolaus und Rupprecht They ARE aware. They just don't give a shit. There are very few smokers that are considerate.

  • @MrEric1947

    @MrEric1947

    4 жыл бұрын

    Get over yourself - there's something outside called the wind which blows smoke away. Women wearing too much cheap perfume in public or people with bad body odor are also annoying. Why fetishize this one single thing as being so awful.

  • @leavoda3791
    @leavoda37914 жыл бұрын

    Hey Nalf, I would like to offer a few inside informations to a few of your points: point 3: in a hilly part of Germany, people usually use Electrical bikes to move around because it's practical and gives you a lot of boost while climbing a hill. point 5: a beer during the day serves as a refreshment, not as a mean to get drunk. That said, a lot of people get "a russian poet" kind of drunk on beer during festivals or wild nights out. So it's a kind of time of the day/week thing on how the beer is percieved. That said, most work places do not allow drinking beer during your work breaks. Point 9: we do not understand the point of garbage disposal because we recycle even the food scraps (Bio müll). Sometimes if you live in a windy city, you do not need a dryer. And air pollution is mostly pretty low, so the clothes getting dryed outside do not get stinky or discoloured. I design and sell Kitchens, people mostly want a Dishwasher... Point 11: staring means caring 😉 it's just that we try to understand and learn about you, the high majority of people do not stare because they're being disrespectfull, but rather in order to avoid being disrespectfull Edit: words and grammar. Sorry if I sound as if I'm lecturing you, my english needs verbesserung🙃 Go Unicorns 😉

  • @emjayay

    @emjayay

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bosch sells dishwashers in the US, so they seem like a German thing, if less common. Obviously they use some electricity but no more or possibly less water than hand washing. Almost no American house built or remodeled after about 1960 does not have a dishwasher, and even most apartments.

  • @JuanitaJustinas
    @JuanitaJustinas4 жыл бұрын

    Hey NALF, loving your videos! We also just moved to Germany and started making some KZread videos about living here. Will be interesting to see if these things happen to us!

  • @havakalula1
    @havakalula14 жыл бұрын

    Great video, true verdict for all points made. Some of those points are even worse in the UK. Like don’t speak or talk to people on the London Tube (Underground) I personally lost the starring to a large degree during my 20 odd years living in Canada and the UK. I remember 2 girls getting freaked out in Canada when we were having a party and a buddy of mine told me about it but I didn’t even starre at them I was just thinking about something completely different starring into the distance and didn’t even notice they were there. LOL

  • @cindyrichelderfer7625
    @cindyrichelderfer76254 жыл бұрын

    Happy Easter 🐰

  • @tomtom2806
    @tomtom28064 жыл бұрын

    Frohe Ostern! 🐣🐇🍀

  • @kkensh
    @kkensh4 жыл бұрын

    Good one! Ich musste wirklich lachen bei ein paar Dingen. Man hört manche echt häufiger

  • @anapreveden1
    @anapreveden14 жыл бұрын

    Great intro 🤘

  • @rickasante
    @rickasante3 жыл бұрын

    Spot on!

  • @lukasb24105
    @lukasb241054 жыл бұрын

    Ok NALF, very extraordinary vid request: I love your input and content about football. As we are just days away from the nfl draft, would you consider making a 1st round mock draft? i'd love it a loooooot

  • @bibiblocksberg5932
    @bibiblocksberg59324 жыл бұрын

    I love your style choices!

  • @ca9603

    @ca9603

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sheldon Cooper tone of voice: Sarcasm?

  • @anettewaits3677
    @anettewaits36774 жыл бұрын

    Happy Easter 🐣

  • @ekaterinas8796
    @ekaterinas87964 жыл бұрын

    Awesome how you got so enthusiastic for recycling 😂

  • @Pebbe496
    @Pebbe4964 жыл бұрын

    Now I gotta rewatch to check out those headwear choices.

  • @joekae1841
    @joekae18414 жыл бұрын

    So try a Frühschoppen from time to time, its awesome. You basically get drunk around 10:00 a.m., eating a lot of white sausages, prezels, sweet moustard and hefeweizen

  • @clausstimpfig3803

    @clausstimpfig3803

    4 жыл бұрын

    also bei uns sieht der Frühschoppen anders aus. auch keine BREZELN

  • @joekae1841

    @joekae1841

    4 жыл бұрын

    claus stimpfig schon mal was von regionalen Unterschieden gehört?

  • @marinaschreier3286
    @marinaschreier32864 жыл бұрын

    I will not say a word about your counting style again. I will rather focus on Clarence’s style. Love him!!😊 Happy Easter!

  • @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes, more Clarence!👏 Clarence for president!☝️

  • @sashatx7664
    @sashatx76644 жыл бұрын

    🐰 Happy Easter Nalf 🐰

  • @ScottCTX
    @ScottCTX3 жыл бұрын

    In the 80s I was stationed in Wildflecken, it was great little town. I was wondering if you ever took a trip to the Kreuzberg Monastery. It a Monastery in Bischofsheim in der Rhön, Germany with great beer. I just found your channel and I really enjoy your humor and your travels. Scott

  • @csomething2701
    @csomething27013 жыл бұрын

    Just came across your video. I just moved back to the states after living in Germany y 26 yrs. Really miss it and can really relate to this video. In the beginning I thought, I must have a obvious disease......no one said hi or greeted me! And smiling the look and response....do I know you? Wow. I loved Stuttgart. In Leinfelden I was 7 min from airport . Then train to work downtown 20 min to Hauptbahnhof! Didn,t own a car for 9 yrs. I loved it. Have fun !! Miss the relaxed conversation, dinners and just walking in interesting places. Clean food!

  • @libby9433
    @libby94334 жыл бұрын

    Happy Easter ! Compliments to stellar millinery style; you wear all your natty hats like a boss. :-)

  • @HolgerJakobs
    @HolgerJakobs4 жыл бұрын

    We don't even have the "w"-sound, it's missing from our language just like the "th"-sound. And yes, we have a lot of trains and many neighbouring countries. In Italy or France people have wine with their lunch - so what? Several federal states don't allow smoking in any public buildings; Nordrhein-Westfalen and Bayern especially. So, smoking only at home or outside! We still recycle far too little. It's actually far better to not even produce waste instead of recycling it (vermeiden statt recyclen). Electric clothes dryers are just wasting energy, if sun and wind can do a better job without using electricity.

  • @emjayay

    @emjayay

    3 жыл бұрын

    Many Americans have gas dryers instead of electric. They cost about half as much to run. Still using energy of course. Just guessing, all energy costs are probably a lot higher in Germany. I know people in Las Vegas where it can be 110F (43 C) with 10% humidity outside and their neighborhood forbids clothes lines in YOUR OWN BACK YARD!

  • @Linda-ul7pf
    @Linda-ul7pf4 жыл бұрын

    You deserve MUCH more subscribers

  • @freeislandd3382
    @freeislandd33824 жыл бұрын

    I recently went to the "Hessigheimer Felsengärten" you can see the river from the top of cliffs (in Baden-Württemberg). It is an fascinating spot you probably want to check out! 😎

  • @wellenstrom
    @wellenstrom4 жыл бұрын

    hehehe "Ich möchte 200 Knoppers"

  • @ThePixel1983

    @ThePixel1983

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Just normal phrases that you use in everyday German life." 😂

  • @margretblaswich

    @margretblaswich

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ThePixel1983 wie wahr, wie wahr, ich sag kaum etwas anderes 🤣

  • @chaospilot2142

    @chaospilot2142

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nur 200? Ich essen doppelt so viele am Tag

  • @margretblaswich

    @margretblaswich

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chaospilot2142 An-ge-bär 😝😉

  • @CuriousEarthMan
    @CuriousEarthMan4 жыл бұрын

    Ach! That two-hat look?.....superb! Always the trendsetter, Nalf!

  • @zimmer7781
    @zimmer77814 жыл бұрын

    Everything is true. Even though I grew up outside of the U.S. when I moved to Germany everything you talked about is true, although, I speak German so I didn't have a problem with the language.

  • @michaeljordan7154
    @michaeljordan71544 жыл бұрын

    When I lived in Germany in the early 90's and as a kid in the 70's it seemed like smoking was everywhere. Now when I go visit I have noticed the smoking is much more subdued then in the past.

  • @emjayay

    @emjayay

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't know why, but Europe is just 20 years behind US/Canada on smoking. Nalf isn't old enough to remember when it was everywhere in the US also. No one went outside to smoke anywhere. Restaurants and AIRPLANES didn't even have a smoking section - it was OK everywhere. Then smoking sections, then no smoking anywhere. German railway compartments always had Kein Rauchen compartments and others where it was OK (OMG!) though. The UK seems like US/UK or even more so, with stricter cigarette package rules with stronger anti-smoking messages. Now in the US because of high tobacco taxes in places like New York a pack is $13!

  • @user-cn1rz3ft4q
    @user-cn1rz3ft4q4 жыл бұрын

    Love how you pronounced "Stuttgart" :D

  • @benji__ijneb
    @benji__ijneb4 жыл бұрын

    I'm a simple man... I see a NALF video and instantly click the like button!

  • @charlies.5777

    @charlies.5777

    4 жыл бұрын

    ARE you Hungarian, by chance?!

  • @tertam72
    @tertam724 жыл бұрын

    about #7 - it always depends on what your're used to: when I lived in Vancouver I got annoyed by all the pot smell in Sattle and Vancouver....

  • @xman7695

    @xman7695

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's on a different level I would say ^^'

  • @DaxRaider
    @DaxRaider4 жыл бұрын

    never realised that staring bevore ur videos, but i am german and my mum always told me "dont stare at people" so ... i dont think i do it or if i do i look away the second they recognise it xD

  • @christianbinder4655
    @christianbinder46554 жыл бұрын

    Hi from Canada, I grew up in Schwaebisch Hall

  • @croutoncrouton5227
    @croutoncrouton52274 жыл бұрын

    I'm german, and I don't usually smile. But one day, I bought a big sewing machine and had to haul it home while still pushing my bike. It was a windy day and I have bangs so my hair kept getting into my eyes, but I my hands were full. So I had to squint my eyes for the entire half an hour walk home. And I realized, quite a couple people were smiling at me! I was pretty confused why people were doing that, until I realized that inadvertently, by squinting really hard, I was sporting a big grin! Felt really weird to be smiled at without appropriate reason, guess that's proof I'm german! Haha

  • @tkhchief
    @tkhchief3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Nalf for your story about Germany...

  • @overdev1993
    @overdev19934 жыл бұрын

    "I punched him in the face man!" *youtube plays an ad* what great timing

  • @rortegagc8981
    @rortegagc89814 жыл бұрын

    I love your videos man! what did you do to the old lady in red walking behind you? Did you throw her in the river? It looked like it 🤩. Greetings from Spain 🇪🇸.

  • @AP-RSI
    @AP-RSI4 жыл бұрын

    I have a dishwasher and a dryer. However, I usually use the dryer only during the winter time, when I can't hang out the laundry because it is too humid/cold.

  • @michaelvonfriedrich3924
    @michaelvonfriedrich39244 жыл бұрын

    Dude you really could be Superman and Clark Kent!!!!! You know NALF!!!! You are a Natural!!!! Your missing your calling Bro!!! You would be a really really good actor!!! You have the personality the looks and best of all I like you because your NALF!!! Oh and HAPPY EASTER 🐇🐣🐰!!!!!! Mike from Fort Lauderdale!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! 🤣

  • @sophiam.krager3815
    @sophiam.krager38154 жыл бұрын

    The thing about underground parties is meant for mostly small citys like where I live We mostly party in small gardens that are seperated from the house. nothing fancy, just a bunch of people sitting around a table drinking and being stupid.

  • @daniel_960_
    @daniel_960_4 жыл бұрын

    Get a mountain bike and go in some forest Going uphill is great exercise and going downhill is lots of fun.

  • @Tortuosit

    @Tortuosit

    4 жыл бұрын

    The uphill part is just fun for batteries. My observation.

  • @TheMarslMcFly
    @TheMarslMcFly4 жыл бұрын

    Even though I'm fully 100% german I feel like when it comes to the staring thing I'm kinda germerican. I sometimes stare at people for no reason but if they catch me I immediately look away. :D

  • @sophiaernst831
    @sophiaernst8314 жыл бұрын

    I‘m German and I never noticed or heard about German people staring 😅😂

  • @nommh

    @nommh

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sophia Ernst Machst Du Witze?

  • @cosimavonliebenau8317

    @cosimavonliebenau8317

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kommt nach Stuttgart to enjoy a bit of ‘unverfrorenes Glotzen’. Wir Schwaben sind professional starers.

  • @jessicalaub419

    @jessicalaub419

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh we DO 😂

  • @Alex992.8

    @Alex992.8

    4 жыл бұрын

    Die Deutschen sind Weltmeister im starren, immer nach anderen schauen..

  • @FiveOClockTea

    @FiveOClockTea

    4 жыл бұрын

    Germans hold eye contact longer than Americans. It makes them uncomfortable. 😅

  • @user-bj2lu9qt3o
    @user-bj2lu9qt3o4 жыл бұрын

    Love this! Why does he have those glasses?😄 Oh and I will NEVER get used to smoking!

  • @keinname1192

    @keinname1192

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was born in Croatia but now I live in Germany. In Croatia even more people smoke and my mom smokes too but I can never get use to it I just hate it.

  • @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@keinname1192 Always glad to hear that I'm not the only one! Respect to you for not smoking. I think it's hard to avoid it if your parent(s) smoke.

  • @user-fs2bk1ru3e
    @user-fs2bk1ru3e Жыл бұрын

    You are so funny!!! 😂😂😂

  • @lesterarrieta6651
    @lesterarrieta66514 жыл бұрын

    Love your channel bro, a lot of the things on your list are true. The only thing i do not like about Germany is that it is SO FREAKING HARD to make friends. I am a very friendly social person who loves to make friends. I've been in Hamburg for 2 years and have yet to make 1 German friend! I am a Latino from Long Beach, CA, so far the only friends I've managed to make are Latinos or fellow American expats lol

  • @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe it's people's shyness or the language barrier...

  • @glockenrein

    @glockenrein

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hamburg is notorious for stand-offishness. 😅

  • @JonasJakobi
    @JonasJakobi4 жыл бұрын

    9:12 grandma: „beam me up, Scotty“ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Martinit0
    @Martinit04 жыл бұрын

    wow Schwäbisch Hall looks like a nice place. Btw. #4 is true, lived there for 6 years.

  • @adamkreuz9068
    @adamkreuz90682 жыл бұрын

    Ok you are genuinely funny! I've been toying with the idea of looking for work in Germany (I'm American) so this was informative. I was stationed there in the late 90's so I know some of the culture but I think it's different right outside a military base because everyone is used to Americans.

  • @andrep.3774
    @andrep.37744 жыл бұрын

    Frohe Ostern! 💐🐰🐇🐣🐥🐤🐔🐓💓

  • @GSE911
    @GSE9114 жыл бұрын

    When I moved from the US to Germany in December, the photo I submitted for my permanent resident card was denied, holding up the process, because I smiled too much in the first photo. My new photo basically qualifies me for the next Netflix Docu-series.

  • @S_Black

    @S_Black

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's because the picture can be used for facial recognition. Smiling apparently messes with the algorithms. It wasn't that way with the older ID cards.

  • @knutritter461

    @knutritter461

    4 жыл бұрын

    The reason is they need biometric photos…. when you smile too much it will be distorted.

  • @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    4 жыл бұрын

    😄 Yeah, we all have Schwerverbrecher Fotos in our passes.

  • @nommh

    @nommh

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes I wonder how they will recognise me when I smile, these algorithms? I had to redo my passport too and I’m German.

  • @kirakoli8813

    @kirakoli8813

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@user-bj2lu9qt3o I don't. The photographer knew exactly how much smiling will be allowed by the state.

  • @CDRSpock03
    @CDRSpock034 жыл бұрын

    Waldenburg... Try Callenberg or Falken... It's All near Waldenburg here in saxony 😂 maybe 10 or 15 km

  • @Matt..S

    @Matt..S

    3 ай бұрын

    Waldenburg is a small town where Nalf lives in Schwäbisch Hall

  • @timotoxic4664
    @timotoxic46644 жыл бұрын

    For the number 3th, try Denmark ore Netherland, that authentic bike riding!

  • 4 жыл бұрын

    6:30 Speedy will be so proud.

  • @mojojim6458
    @mojojim64584 жыл бұрын

    Stop the video at 3:21 and read the entire paragraph 5. You'll Travel More. Then, listen at 3:27 to Nalf's summary of all of your travel tips and suggestions. So much to love here.

  • @richardrauchut
    @richardrauchut3 жыл бұрын

    Oh, i really like the monster joke. It made me lough.

  • @bernardfinucane2061
    @bernardfinucane20614 жыл бұрын

    Schwäbisch Hall is a gem of a town, but it's kinda out in the middle of nowhere.

  • @mojojim6458
    @mojojim64584 жыл бұрын

    Frohe Ostern.

  • @itwasellinotme5957

    @itwasellinotme5957

    4 жыл бұрын

    Happy Easter, dearest Mojo Jim!

  • @mojojim6458

    @mojojim6458

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@itwasellinotme5957 Happy Bunny Day to you, too.

  • @WienerVL

    @WienerVL

    4 жыл бұрын

    Frohe Ostern Mojo aus Wien(from Vienna)!

  • @elkesteinlein97

    @elkesteinlein97

    4 жыл бұрын

    Frohe Ostern from Switzerland!

  • @mojojim6458

    @mojojim6458

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@elkesteinlein97 Thank you, Elke. I hope the Easter Bunny brought you a lot of candy.

  • @torben82sf
    @torben82sf4 жыл бұрын

    Ever tried "Hanuta"? If u like chocolate and haselnuts -> go for it

  • @over2166
    @over21664 жыл бұрын

    Dude, "Ich möchte zweihundert Knoppers!" is definitely not a normal phrase anybody except you uses in everyday German life... ;)

  • @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    4 жыл бұрын

    Since he's eaten a 3 kilogram Knoppers cake they at least consider it normal in Hall.😄

  • @GeschichtenUndGedanken

    @GeschichtenUndGedanken

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @thommyturtle209
    @thommyturtle2093 жыл бұрын

    6:15 thats so true :D

  • @cherryundSam
    @cherryundSam4 жыл бұрын

    I hate that smoking is so normal in Germany. I wish we had big anti smoking campaigns like you have in US. My brother started smoking a couple of years ago and, since I often see the effects of it in my patients, all I can think of is what his life will be like when he's older. It makes me sad.

  • @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    @user-bj2lu9qt3o

    4 жыл бұрын

    😕 yes, that's what's so aweful: smokers usually don't want to realise that their close people worry about them.

  • @dl5136

    @dl5136

    4 жыл бұрын

    The older generations smoked much more than the young people. Every child learns at school that smoking is bad for your health. There are warnings with terrible pictures on the packaging. Self responsibility!

  • @cherryundSam

    @cherryundSam

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dl5136 Saying that there already is stuff being done, does not make sense if the problem still continuous. There is obviously not enough being done! Most people don't even know the name COPD, one of the worst diseases besides cancer that smoking can do. So obviously we need to teach our kids earlier and more, so that nobody ever has to see their family suffer through diseases that make you unable to breath or even lead to you needing a lung transplant or you fucking dieing from the most preventable reason.

  • @dl5136

    @dl5136

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cherryundSam Smoking or playing the lottery is stupid, no question. But we are a liberal society. I think there are bigger problems. Smoking and drinking is declining anyways.

  • @elli1496

    @elli1496

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cherryundSam the reason for the problem still continuing is, that humans are most of the time just beeing incredible stupid, there's nothing you can do about it

  • @marcpickhardt8987
    @marcpickhardt89874 жыл бұрын

    The final one is the plain best one

  • @timson5472
    @timson54724 жыл бұрын

    The first "e" in Hefeweizen is a long vowel. If you pronounce it Heeefeweizen, you will sound like a German in an instant.

  • @bfkc111
    @bfkc1114 жыл бұрын

    I think there are more parties in still slightly SMALLER towns than Schwäbischhall. Schwäbisch Hall is a very proper, dense and orderly place, however in still slightly smaller towns or villages, which all tend to be quite close together, there are indeed many parties. At least "here or there". There are the ordinary towns, which have ordinary event parties or places for parties, then slightly bigger or just more traditional towns (which tend to have a lot of middle-aged and older people walking around during the day), and then there are towns slightly below these , which I would say along with even smaller villages can become more spontaneous party spots. That is my feeling about it... Probably nonsense. But the point is: it doesn't mean the big cities... I would say in places where there are several "Gymnasien" (higher schools) scattered around (taking in the youths from various places), but with a sense of bigger freedom than some stuffy town or routined evening businesses.

  • @GolfTesla
    @GolfTesla4 жыл бұрын

    You have a good sound in your clips. Do you use a directional mic or a lapel mic? Wired or wireless? Regards

  • @bobd7188
    @bobd71883 жыл бұрын

    Interesting videos. We lived in Germany 1989-93....assigned with the USAF north of Aachen, Germany. _ Do not agree with 7-tolerating smoking and 11-staring...but otherwise, interesting list... _ also, my wife and I stumbled upon Schwäbisch Hall back in 1992 when traveling "down south"....nice little town

  • @Sabsemade
    @Sabsemade4 жыл бұрын

    I have to say, I'd really like to see 200 Knoppers, that'd be fun ... ok, I'm off to buy them now 🙈

  • @nicolascarnot4857
    @nicolascarnot48572 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, the smoking. I used to go to a bar in SHA called the Casablanca. In winter it was closed up tighter than a duck's bum and EVERYBODY smoked. You'd spend a couple of hours there and the passive smoking was probably the equivalent of a pack a day.

  • @tychobra1
    @tychobra14 жыл бұрын

    #7 sounds weird, given that your list is from 2015. Germany was like that before 2008. It was totally normal that people were smoking in every bar, restaurant and disco. This suddenly changed at midnight of 31.12.2007. I'm glad that this has changed and most of the public places are smoke free.

  • @ralfbreunig806
    @ralfbreunig8064 жыл бұрын

    all ways look up the Nalf side of life...... Greeding from Cologne Frohe Ostern

  • @corpi8784
    @corpi87844 жыл бұрын

    Stuttgart, Nürnberg, Frankfurt , München ,Strassburg, Zürich are all airports that are relative close IMHO( up to 300 km) from Schwäbisch Hall....

  • @Teenom

    @Teenom

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don't forget Memmingen

  • @lionmori

    @lionmori

    4 жыл бұрын

    Friedrichshafen, Karlsruhe, Frankfurt-Hahn, Saarbrücken, Basel-Mulhouse

  • @corpi8784

    @corpi8784

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lionmori Jetzt mal nicht jeden Pusemuckel Flugplatz aufzählen. International airports ,please.

  • @brigittelacour5055

    @brigittelacour5055

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@corpi8784 Basel-Mulhausen-Freiburg or Aéroport International Bâle-Mulhouse-Fribourg or EuroAirport is an international airport. Binational statuts even if it's entirely in France.

  • @Joko-42
    @Joko-424 жыл бұрын

    "ich möchte 200 knoppers" is not a normal phrase xD

  • @frankendragon5442

    @frankendragon5442

    3 жыл бұрын

    It is for Nalf.

  • @kirakoli8813
    @kirakoli88134 жыл бұрын

    I have been living in Germany all my life and never got invited to any underground parties.

  • @emjayay

    @emjayay

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's right about Berlin. (I only know from a documentary I saw.)

  • @Bansen808
    @Bansen8084 жыл бұрын

    Oh boi, Nalf is getting rowdy again.

  • @sica6431
    @sica64314 жыл бұрын

    What!! You love Liz !! ... Is there anything we should know ??? Ahh! sorry it was LISTS .. my fault!

  • @barbaraspeckarmy

    @barbaraspeckarmy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ha.. i heard the same...lol