Hahaha that distant shout from bard in the ork list 😂😂

@grotwurksmekshop6607

Жыл бұрын

Made my day!

In this battle report, we focus on what will happen if both sides roll almost exclusively ones!

Riptide has the "Weapon Support System." It can ignore modifiers to it's hit roll. So you didn't have to take the -1 to hit.

@tabletoptactics

Жыл бұрын

Yup we both missed that. Fortunately it didn't make too much a difference 🙂 - Chef

@Jfund12

Жыл бұрын

It even applies to when it degrades. He still shoots base 4+ due to the WSS.

@Marqhll

Жыл бұрын

@@Jfund12 I didn't even think of that. Awesome stuff!

Hear how happy Bard is for the bubblethingies!

@tabletoptactics

Жыл бұрын

They’re the best hahah! - Bard

@cmagee79

Жыл бұрын

I feel like there was a brief talk on whether to do another take. Very brief.

@talscorner3696

Жыл бұрын

@@tabletoptactics it makes me so happy, it's something silly xD

@wyant50

Жыл бұрын

14:08 lol

@crudgamers2672

Жыл бұрын

That made me lol 😂

Listening to this while painting models is very entertaining. I can't see what's happening half the time, but I do hear all of the commentary, which sounds like it's Pinky and Pinky's Clone having a War40K battle against each other. Absolutely brilliant!

Chef pointing out to Bard that he gets to re-roll 1's because of the stealth unit assistance is the kind of sportsmanship and fair play that makes me love games like this, and channels like you.

Fire Warriors have the Marker Light keyword. So when Strike Teams and Breacher Teams are observers then you actually do get the ignores cover rule.

@maijin007

Жыл бұрын

I believe that will be faq before long as a typo. The shas'ui, does not earn the markerlight keyword unless you choose to take a markerlight drone. Something most everyone does I'd guess, but can be overlooked. But if you look at their gear neither the Strike or Breacher teams actually start with a markerlight.

@rathstar

Жыл бұрын

​@@maijin007Shas'ui have always had the option of buying a marker light in all previous editions, that's where the marker light keyword comes from. While there are some likely typos across the hundread of datasheets GW had to update at once, I don't think this is one of them.

@fendelphi

Жыл бұрын

@@maijin007 The Marker Drone gives units without the keyword the Markerlight AND allows you to act as an Observer even if you Advance. So while the Markerlight keyword might be redundant on various Firewarrior units with the Marker Drone, the ability to both Advance and act as Observer is a unique benefit.

@maijin007

Жыл бұрын

@@fendelphi finally a good point, thanks Fendelphi. I'd totally overlooked the marker drones entry that said "even if it advanced this turn" sentence.

Strike teams have the markerlight keyword on their datasheet meaning that even without a marker drone you would ignore cover. They keyword is what grants that not the drone. The drone just grants the keyword and allows for advance and observe

@tabletoptactics

Жыл бұрын

Doh, we both missed that. A holdover from the Shas'ui having it as a paid upgrade before I guess. Makes them even better as Spotters then!

An all xenos throw-down? Awesome! 😁

I love the color scheme of the Tau! 😍 That grey camouflage fits so good, especially for the Stealth suits. Great job! 😎👍🏼

@EzorTar

Жыл бұрын

yeah i think so too. anyone any idea what colors were used?

That Bomb Squig release had me in stitches for minutes, especially the anti climactic ending and Chefs face. xD

I winced when I saw the puretide engram neurochip in the list and that wince was confirmed shortly after: it only lets you use a stratagem that's already been used, it does NOT let you do so for free, making it objectively terrible.

@mollywasagoodgirl

Жыл бұрын

I winced a lot at this list in general. Riptide, strike team, puretide chip, and then saying tau has lots of anti tank when that's absolutely not the case.

@artusyeddou5792

Жыл бұрын

@@mollywasagoodgirl yup

@tabletoptactics

Жыл бұрын

Ahh well, mistakes happen in these early days of learning all the army rules again, especially since we play and film with so many different ones 🙂

Everything is brutaly well painted.

@RedbeardYonko

Жыл бұрын

Brutal but Kunnin' paint job

Oh my God that Bomb Squig moment, I DIED!

@tabletoptactics

Жыл бұрын

The suit didn't though 😆

As always, an excellent and entertaining game. These two armies are the best-painted Tau and Orks I have ever seen.

The positivity and energy in your battle reports are second to none.

I’ve never seen ‘real chef’ and ‘Ork Chef’ in the same room at the same time. I’m starting to think they are the same Ork.

@FzNd

Жыл бұрын

Nah. Ork Chef is always there; he's just usually painted purple.

I love the grey camo on the T’au ❤❤❤ amazing work painting them

T'au and Orks, the ultimate treat ! Thanks !

That first bomb squig made my day!

I've never played tabletop but have minis that my boys and i paint together. I love the lore of orks, world eaters, and what little there is of khorne blood pact. Your channel is always great. WAAAGH!

Guys. The painting on these models are BEAUTIFUL! I hope my T'au turn out as nice as these.

I love these two playing together!

Chef is rejuvenated with 10th and Bard and his Grey Knights need to happen soon!

Great battle report. Think the Tau are going to try out a bit more optimised list to stop their youtube battle report losing streak. I think they are 1-7 in 10th edition battle reports. Less strike teams, probably no riptide and some cyclic ion blasters on the crisis suits.

Sneakin' up on 200K - Dudes! Awesome!

So happy to see you guys enjoy 10th. I've also enjoyed plenty of 10th games already, and my biggest draw is certainly the new mission deck :D

Idk it might just be me, but sometimes there's a random line that slips out that from Bard that REALLY reminds me of Alan Partridge

Really enjoyed watching this battle, I just finished building my T'au Combat Patrol. Orks do seem like a great mess of fun!

"Concede as planned" is the best gambit! 😂

Yet to see even one tau victory on online 😢 .good game to watch though. Orks look fun to play

@rathstar

Жыл бұрын

I've seen one, not surprisingly it was Richard Ziegler. Ghost keeps sitting on objectives forcing the enemy to come into range, which allows the cyclic ion blaster crisis suits to obliterate the closing enemy units. He was also using Tetras which are brutal observers.

the puretide engram neurochip doesn't let you use a strategem for free

I don't know what's the best about this vid. The high pitch glee shouting or the glee shouting in a high pitch!

Orks looked like they'd be awesomely fun going into 10th and I'm glad to see that's definitely the case. Fave battlewagon: Boomdakka Snazzwagon!

The background shout. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Hooooogrider! Whoooo! This is great guys cheers! My boy (13) and I play Tau/Orks trading back and forth - our first goes with 10th edition have been excellent so far. As an old Rogue Trader geezer I think this is the slickest reboot both in terms of quality of kit AND marketing - amazing to see what's possible now and look forward to lots of fun games!

Now I wish to see Katie play the Orks in order to hear her version of calling the Waaaaagh!!

I felt really bad for chef his bomb squig didn't bumba XD

Listening to this audio, I feel like I'm watching one of those hyper-edited videos where it looks like there are two of the same person talking to one another. Like that Ben Shapiro vs Shen Bapiro video. I love this.

Great video as always ! but wow cmon... that T'au army is gorgeous !!! do you have a recipe/tuto somewhere ?

That 1 on bomb squig tho ahahahah

I just want to comment on how beautiful those models are. Thanks for the vid!

that bomb squig at 30:55 lmao

An hour and a half of excited jibbering. Perfect video

My current ork army is a Hunta Rig/ Battle wagonz, pressure list….but a few Kustom Boosta-Blastaz with their annoying (for the opponent) rivet Kannonz…look very Tak-tik-Kool….

Been waiting for this all day. 🎉🎉

That handbrake turn was so funny to me xD

‘3 of each buggy because im a maniac and cannot be stooped’ some stuff should be recored and remembered

Yes. We now need an Ork voice for GPS

The fire warriors already have the “marker light” keyword, which lets the target ignore cover :)

I haven't seen a single T'au victory in any of the 10th edition batreps I've seen. It's getting a bit absurd.

@isengrine

11 ай бұрын

I havent won a single game either playing as Tau in 6 games now 😢

Can i ask if there is a video on how that tau army is painted ? or a list of the colours used, it is BEAUTIFUL

Nice to see the Snazzwagon do something

I'm so excited about this. Can't wait to see the Orks in 10th!

note to self. No riptide. A third riptide and another commander led crisis team (enforcer) may have allowed the forward motion needed to get some primary and not fall quite so far behind.

Do you have any videos of how you painted these tau models? they look amazing!

Thanks for a non Space Marine Battle Report. Love it.

That bombsquick !!! I laughed so hard….Very unfortunate 😂

Your waaaagh inspired not only me a humble ork boi but also all dem otha boyz cross da galaxy!

Warhammer is so dang expensive so it’s fun to watch your channel because you have so many miniatures

Thank you for doing this. It helped me catch some stuff I missed on my read-through of the 10th Ed rules. The Tau army rule makes no sense to me at all; your interpretation is how I imagine it should work.

oh my gooooooodddddd... 2 in one week. slannesh has blessed us.

this battle was a ton of fun just for how much of a good time y'all were having with just, the Worst rolls

Great game boys. ❤

Can anyone explain why at 27:22 they roll the saves 3 at a time?

good stuff !

so when a Tau unit observes for another unit, they can still shoot as well? I want to make sure I understand that correctly.

I heard dudley moore the whole fight and enjoyed it.

Which colors you used for the Tau ? 😮 its amazing

Do you have tutorial on the TAU grey camo scheme?

Wait you can have two shield drones on EACH crisis suit? I thought it was two for the whole unit. I can see why you didn't put all the models down, but I kinda wish you did just for the spectacle of 12 drones in a bubble around the suits.

Didn't enjoy the batrep ending early but enjoyed the turns that were played very much.

@colonist_0535

Жыл бұрын

They really took a heavy hit :,)

I'm quite partial to the squig bubby, lol

The Tau Intro music sounded like it was Top Gun

Both strike and breacher teams have the markerlight keyword, I guess the Sergeant used to be able to take one. Devilfish have 2 Seeker missiles

Apparently the Tau has quite small choices of anti tank weaponry, but it should be very efficient... all those guys hits on 2+ - Broadsides with railguns (BS4+, but from heavy while stationary +1 to hit and guided gives them +1BS sooo its stacks :D), Stormsurge - same, and Hammerhead too. It is nice thing :) even if overall I don't like my beloved Tau in 10th edition :(

I always pronounced Waaagh as Waaar! I mean, that's what they love (they are just rubbish at spelling!)

the puretide engram neurochyp doesnt make the stratagem free :/

@tabletoptactics

Жыл бұрын

Correct, I thought we played it that way though. Doesn't really matter too much, we're all doing the learns!

there needed to be a record scratch on the roll of 1 for the bomb squig

When the squigbuggy moved in turn 3 and Chef said "Because THAT'S still allowed" what is "THAT"?

do you deploy deep strike/reserves at the same time? confused on how orks are able to shoot tau crisis suit if it isnt tau turn to deploy deep strike?? anyone clarify thanks

@MaethStar

Жыл бұрын

The Strategem 'Rapid Ingress' allows you to deepstrike a unit at the end of your opponent's reinforcement step. So Bard deep struck the crisis suits in Chef's turn.

Overwatch requires 6 to hit or am I missing something? Also noticed the warboss used both his pistols and kombi weapon, isn't that not allowed due to the pistol keyword?

Oh yes, I wanna see more tenth ed WAAAGH!

So far this is the best I've seen Tau do, even though they lost, they weren't tabled by turn 3

@lassoedthesos5529

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I didn't have high hopes. The Tau durability has tanked too severely. I don't think GW understood how important having drones that could absorb shots was to the Tau's ability to simply stay alive. Then to top it off, Battlesuits got downgraded to vehicles, in the universal special rules wipe, which gives them a weakness to a whole swathe of new anti vehicle crap. And probably worst of all, despite doing all this, despite Battlesuits being vehicles now, the suits that really matter, didn't get the durability buff that just about every vehicle in the game got. To be honest, it seems obvious what GW was doing, and as such that they're not gonna fix it soon. They shifted the Tau meta onto the few models that did get the increase to toughness, the ghost keel, the the riptide(though less so), and now the Tau'nar, with toughness increase and massive points drop, they're trying to sell stock that wouldn't sell before because of the meta before, and the consequences are taken out on the rest of the army, and therefore the players who had everything except ghostkeel riptides and Tau'nars(this also extends to tetras and piranhas btw, they also got the toughness increase)

@rathstar

Жыл бұрын

I've only seen one Tau win, 3 Ghostkeels, 3 Tetra units, CIB equipped crisis suits, Shadowsun and I think Firesight marksmen for more lone operatives.

@Burdenist

Жыл бұрын

​@@rathstargod I hate meta lists. So stupid.

@rathstar

Жыл бұрын

@@Burdenist It was an example to show the lengths someone had to go to have a chance to win to show what a poor spot Tau are in at the moment.

@Burdenist

Жыл бұрын

@@rathstar yeah, not a stab at you, was just saying. Totally agree and my own tau army will probably stay in its box for a good while 😅

Im new to the hobby, where can i get the tau sheets with the info?

excellent battle report, just a reminder at 1:17:23 the 'ard as nailz strat is only activated in the shooting phase :D

@tabletoptactics

Жыл бұрын

The Stratagem clearly says you can do it in the Shooting or Fight Phase 🙂

@tabletoptactics

Жыл бұрын

I did indeed use it in Combat. Like the Stratagem allows you to do 🙂 - Chef

@grimd0rk

Жыл бұрын

Lmao I’m So sorry I A: never learned to read B: did not mean to spam reply… Thanks for correcting me!

Didn't the Warboss get out of a destroyed vehicle? Should he be battleshocked?

Question, when spending points for roster building... Do you have to pay for the weapons that come with them? and if so where can they be found?

@Mithlinthar

Жыл бұрын

All weapons and other wargear is free. Only Hero Enhancements are paid (and they're usually 10-30 points).

@chaosbot21

Жыл бұрын

@@Mithlinthar Thank you, this edition is wild

I like the mega shat crap jet

You can’t worsen the hit to tau vehicles with the weapon support system

Boom Daka Shnazz Wagon is my personal favorite to say. But the real answer is all, all are good.

gotta love how the accelerator burst cannon has a different profile depending on which tank is firing it. So stupid.

Quick question how was crisis suits abke to deep strike in opponents turn?

@tabletoptactics

Жыл бұрын

The Rapid Ingress Stratagem from the Core Rules 🙂

Aw, man. I got sent to this video because I searched for a batttle report with a gargantuan squiggoth. No gargantuan squiggoth. Don't suppose you could just take an hour or two and whip one up real quick? Just a quick gargantuan squiggoth for the next batrep? Just a real quick tabletop standard 30 minute gargantuan squiggoth.

This guys voice is hilarious. It feels like it’s a gag that became popular and now he has to talk like this all the time.

ok u are starting having fun so we also !!!! guys does battle sock have any impact 2 yours games? im super ok with this less killy edition also

Any particular reason why the 1 wound warboss didn’t get tank shocked by a devilfish? Would’ve been far more reliable than trying to gun him down with overwatch

@555tork

Жыл бұрын

because it fell back from the battle wagon so it can't charge.

@SolidStoat

Жыл бұрын

@@555tork yeah, that would do it. That’s what I get for trying to multitask 🤦‍♂️

Yeasssss 10th Shadowsun Tau Battle Report…I knew it would happen. I’m crying tears of joy

A game built upon the foundation of "Blimey"

Og wiz got diz tranznailz -physioh... -physuh.... - DED 'ARD WEZ ARE