1:16 Dude spent 50+ years learning dangerous attack magic. Kills himself

@adrienchan6669

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@zappzipp1

2 жыл бұрын

I loose my shit when that happened lmao

@unnoun2317

2 жыл бұрын

Deaddd

@redtortoise

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@suraylast7057

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahah

Honestly the main factors are the cooldown of the god's attacks and whether or not the god immediately kills himself.

@indigosteel5702

2 жыл бұрын

Craftsman: So here's my design; the catapult not only hurls the mother of all explosives...but then BLOWS UP ITSELF! King: That's got to be the stupidest design I've ever heard of....make 500 immiediately. Advisor: Wh-What!? King: ....to let the enemy think we've made a new weapon...then let the design "accidentally" fall into enemy hands...a version that blows up sooner.

@sreeharia9974

2 жыл бұрын

Is this game or smtng

@justdawn4950

2 жыл бұрын

@@sreeharia9974 yea

@sreeharia9974

2 жыл бұрын

@@justdawn4950 name?

@redtortoise

2 жыл бұрын

It should be god Vs God

Gods: "Our arrows will blot out the sun!" Shield Bearers: "Then we will fight in the shade."

@bigbroeditz

2 жыл бұрын

That's a spartan total warrior reference.

@Samot0423

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigbroeditz just a spartan history reference actually, something said to have been said by a spartan at thermoplyae

@microsoftpowerpoint3039

2 жыл бұрын

@@Samot0423 just about to say that lol

@disagrey

2 жыл бұрын

@@Samot0423 yeah you're right! 300 also has it although not exactly the same line

@indigosteel5702

2 жыл бұрын

Gods: "And when those arrows explode, they'll brighten the battlefield anew." Shield Bearers: "...Wait, what?"

A lot of the time, the gods lost because they appear totally drunk. So, mythologically speaking, totally accurate 😂

@AJXO-30

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao facts

@GraveSky.

2 жыл бұрын

That one god that lose cuz he trip on a shield... 27:06

@hunainqazi7576

2 жыл бұрын

Don't make fun of God

@ChilloutLibrary

2 жыл бұрын

@@hunainqazi7576 don't worry, GOD doesn't have a hypersensitive heart like you. So, He/She/It doesn't get easily offended.

@redtortoise

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

Shield Bearer's greatest enemy: The bodies of his compatriots.

@indigosteel5702

2 жыл бұрын

They brought it on themselves for getting bottlenecked like that over Infinideath Gorge

@Nickelode0n23

2 жыл бұрын

Unrelated question but for these gods how do you make there thingies multiply? For example the candle head, how does it shoot 50 candles?

Not only did the ninja withstand a few shield punches, but he also performed backflip and after all this he got back on feet?! Wow!

@squanchy666

2 жыл бұрын

What ninja, I didn't see anybody, those throwing stars came out of thin air, I don't know what you're talkin about

@Magic_Dragon1

2 жыл бұрын

Ага /ye

@Indigoism96

2 жыл бұрын

I like how he went back to sleep once he won.

@binplays6991

2 жыл бұрын

I came for the ninja comments

@elmo3657

2 жыл бұрын

More like drunken master move..

7:35 That 1% germ that all disinfectants struggle to kill

@eonwolf2655

2 жыл бұрын

But I use 2 drops instead of 1 drop of disinfectants :)

@inxlee

2 жыл бұрын

Same at 11:06 😭

@nloc1929

2 жыл бұрын

My favourite is the guy on the right at 17:20 who is just vibing by himself, marching on the spot watching his comrades walk off a cliff

2:40 “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?” “I love the young people”

@rigelstar1130

2 жыл бұрын

It's scene in SpongeBob LoL

19:26 "but i've never acted before" CGI Team: "don't worry, we'll fix it"

6:38 True wisdom by Madara.

@ekerilaz723

2 жыл бұрын

The ultimate jutsu

@anmolsingh853

2 жыл бұрын

Temari is also here 16:18

@Tenchua917

2 жыл бұрын

19:26 Ultimate wisdom

@gabrielamorim4889

2 жыл бұрын

Drunkard Madara

@syedrafat786

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/a36ZrJOedrHPgM4.html

The Ninja Part Is Literally Just Out of a Anime

@redwitch12

2 жыл бұрын

@ChatBruh Luu The ninja was me last week (but minus the sick backflip and hail of shuriken). I had strep throat and took NyQuil, and even after I woke up, the "NyQuil Hangover" turned me into a staggering, foggy-brained narcoleptic for another 10 hours.

@harshkhullar6228

2 жыл бұрын

which game...??

@alex2nd918

2 жыл бұрын

Ya man 😂😂

@nasonwheels5607

2 жыл бұрын

More like a Drunk Madara mocking an army

@wolja8653

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah cuz he is a ninja

8:21 Consumed by the balloons, the warrior can only scream as he ascends to his fate

@haiji_morie8416

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@haiji_morie8416

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like it's from a lovecraft story

@latecore_

2 жыл бұрын

worst death in this video lol

@eonwolf2655

2 жыл бұрын

Same with the fireworks XD

10:08 he should never have fired

@z2050dark

2 жыл бұрын

10:26 Same

@delionbro36

2 жыл бұрын

Yes lol

@killertruth186

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO!

@jjjlove2260

2 жыл бұрын

That was such an incredibly epic fail. I clicked on the time stamp and wheezed 😂

18:44 Dont you just hate it when your Legion of well-trained roman shield bearers get massacred by a wheeled minigun with infinite ammo?

@htgokubest9580

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah nah that was just unfair as hell

@htgokubest9580

2 жыл бұрын

22:35 is even more unfair

@rahulkulkarni3238

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah His Computer hate it more than the shield bearers

@chaosdude0878

2 жыл бұрын

@@htgokubest9580 that wasnt even a battle. That was just the tank testing its new auto loader

@csr2legend

2 жыл бұрын

Lag

Ninja: “Even when I knew I couldn’t win, I got up” But that really was just the story of every Naruto character, using the power of friendship to win, especially Madara vs the world.

@AzmiMaulanaHamdani

2 жыл бұрын

But the ninja in the video wins

@inxlee

2 жыл бұрын

19:25 ninja got upgraded

10:09 I'm laughing at how incredibly chaotic this one failed 😂

@schnappsundbier2096

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@Sans-Undertale

2 жыл бұрын

Ur just using words bro. Your sentence makes no sense.

@xthax9718

2 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@xthax9718

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sans-Undertale i think he meant “i’m laughing at how chaotically this one failed 😂 “

@jjjlove2260

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sans-Undertale That's quite ironic of a comment to make considering you replied with a grammatically improper sentence. Can you tell the class why the sentence I wrote was difficult for you to understand?

6:39 Ninja got called in to deal with some rioters *He was drunk that day.*

@kingdel4401

2 жыл бұрын

Damn he hit the backflip tho

@v.anandkrishna7277

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingdel4401 backflip 6:54🤣🤣

2:40 This was how people defended against Viking raids

@arthur-oaksoekhant3557

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ross_art5643

2 жыл бұрын

Just stand and watch how Horde's Yelling Buff Mans running into them )

@Just-The-Two-0f-Us

2 жыл бұрын

2:55 radiii~

@dylanirvine4453

2 жыл бұрын

No

@user-jd2ml8qq2n

2 жыл бұрын

Ahahah. True.

16:11 he is speaking the language of the gods

@m.crasto1249

2 жыл бұрын

More like: "You've yeed your last haw."

@kiloklavdi1185

2 жыл бұрын

Ain't that's just Texan

@Xavier-cm1vt

2 жыл бұрын

Yee ho ye loba te to ba😂

@saatvikmangal7994

2 жыл бұрын

I mean You are not wrong 😂

@fl4reroyal168

2 жыл бұрын

@@Xavier-cm1vt just translate his text it’s literally a meaning

"If your enemy jumped off a *narrow platform in the clouds* would you?" Red Shield Bearers: 9:12 17:12

@kingcharlesthe1st63

2 жыл бұрын

True dedication. Making sure the enemy is dead.

(16:18) Shield's POV: He's trying to blow us away! Fanner's POV: How is this damn shield still standing!?

The ninja taught u something that never give up ur dreams and never say never.

@jorgeabrahamhernandez1209

2 жыл бұрын

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@snakehunt3r982

2 жыл бұрын

I cant ever

@crowsofamerica.2091

2 жыл бұрын

i won’t be successful

@JimRaynorRaider

2 жыл бұрын

Never say die

@leonidikt9035

2 жыл бұрын

@@JimRaynorRaider never gonna give you up

The ninja part be like "I've fallen" *"SIKE"* And repeat

@eonwolf2655

2 жыл бұрын

Aka every anime

20:18 Endgame bows in Terraria be like:

@user-jd2ml8qq2n

2 жыл бұрын

Clearly true.

@GWKrae

2 жыл бұрын

Now I wanna play terraria lmao

@J242D

2 жыл бұрын

@@GWKrae fr i was thinking that sounds fun then lol

25:44 rip that red unit that fell next to the caster

@mcmerry2846

2 жыл бұрын

Lol reduced to dust

@Kevinnnmanriquez

2 жыл бұрын

It was personal

@KITOMERO

2 жыл бұрын

"HE'S ALREADY DEAD"

@AsusanXT

2 жыл бұрын

lv.20 wizard casting lv.20 micro missile, lol

19:52 How fighting Hammer Bros felt as a kid.

@fuxionxd4822

2 жыл бұрын

Underated

@liamgraves1564

2 жыл бұрын

You're not wrong

EVERY GOD. Atk : 100 - 1600 Def : 0

@dreizenit7758

2 жыл бұрын

Dexterity -3

@pickledparya

2 жыл бұрын

fight iq: -10

@donnyiskandar82

2 жыл бұрын

Bone 0

@Grimdock

2 жыл бұрын

Except Ninja= Defense: 10000000

@ouberfox5898

2 жыл бұрын

Glass Canon kill them before they can do damage

15:40 This is by far the most American God ever.

@georgemcduck1061

2 жыл бұрын

I see that you posted before 18:44 who makes 15:40 look like an Amateur. Why take breaks in the stream of bullets when you can *not*

@libtardlarry819

2 жыл бұрын

Ummmm 22:34

@georgemcduck1061

2 жыл бұрын

@@libtardlarry819 you have fallen for the classic blunder. For you see, that is not an American God. That is just a normal tank. Completely commonplace but often thought an equal to the power of some lesser gods.

@m.crasto1249

2 жыл бұрын

@@georgemcduck1061 you see the Gatling gun (18:44) used here wasn't exactly made by Americans but were bought by European colonists. However the Colt revolver(15:40) is purely an American gun.

@georgemcduck1061

2 жыл бұрын

@@m.crasto1249 I cede this point. I was blind and could not recognize Mt. Tai. Edit: Why the fuck am I using a Chinese idiom, where is your patriotism me of 40 seconds ago? Did you not just eat a cheeseburger w/ fries & Coca Cola?! I thought you were my friend but it turns out I never really knew you at all...

caveman throws boulder: also caveman: ITS RAINING STONEES

@nolanbugg

2 жыл бұрын

Also cave : more stones to use for skinning animals

@indigosteel5702

2 жыл бұрын

Hallelujah!

@syedrafat786

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/a36ZrJOedrHPgM4.html

@Thats.just.great.

2 жыл бұрын

@@syedrafat786 🤢

6:39 better than boruto entire series

@kingdel4401

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@markmkizrahel2364

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@redtortoise

2 жыл бұрын

Boruto entire series better than people who spend their free time hating on people who like things that you don't

@aivenfurman5631

2 жыл бұрын

@@redtortoise it's not like their insulting people who like it, they are just sharing their opinion, same as you.

@redtortoise

2 жыл бұрын

@@aivenfurman5631 If you share your opinion and someone says they don't agree with your opinion, you don't go and repeat it 10 times. Heck, even if they do agree with your opinion, quit saying it so many times.

6:38 When Rock lee teaches Tenten the Drunken Shuriken

@v.anandkrishna7277

2 жыл бұрын

Ninja drunken 🤣🤣

4:25 “I cast F everything in that general direction

@BLOODKINGbro

2 жыл бұрын

Control alt delete

@malusblack6083

2 жыл бұрын

Your free trial to life has expired

19:28 Sensei used “God’s Shuriken”. It destroys the Havel Army!

@bigballer7205

2 жыл бұрын

He do be dancing tho

@lordoftheriffs79

2 жыл бұрын

Senbonzakura kageyoshi

@maskedproduct3284

2 жыл бұрын

Havel is stone, stone is immortal

Death Korps standard engagement: 7:30 and continue for the next 10 years

@artorias5737

2 жыл бұрын

Fix bayonets!

Props to that ninja for not being afraid to face his enemies head-on into the fray like that.

16:10 My Sims character after coming home from work finding his wife and kids drowned in the pool after i deleted the ladder.

@zaide5897

2 жыл бұрын

#relateable

@talmangb8539

2 жыл бұрын

☠☠☠

@nofas5883

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoo 💀

@lawrencedrogmos9962

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@apnea4905

2 жыл бұрын

true

7:09 this is what D-Day looks like

@bricklanzo1484

2 жыл бұрын

no this is 18:44

@AllPileup

2 жыл бұрын

More like what if Germany got Katyusha and used it against the Soviets

@DefinetlynotAlaric

Жыл бұрын

Let me find a fridge so I can hide

life vs all your hopes and dreams - 22:34

@fengsanlian6514

2 жыл бұрын

This made me chuckle a bit

@jasonsilva6903

2 жыл бұрын

You couldn't have been more accurate than this

@kn1213_galaxy

2 жыл бұрын

🗿

@Osmarius

2 жыл бұрын

@@kn1213_galaxy 😂

why is this so interesting, i watched the entire thing lmao

@Malitubee

2 жыл бұрын

Cause we never know what we’re going to see next

@daedum3177

2 жыл бұрын

It's hilarious to me.

5:04 Zeus verse some mortals with shields welp... That's accurate of how that battle would end...

@japanpanda2179

2 жыл бұрын

If that was Zeus, did they give the names of the other gods? It's hard to know who's who.

@konahrikdov6901

2 жыл бұрын

@@japanpanda2179 i don't know I've never played i just guessed he was Zeus because of the fact 1: he's a god 2: he's wearing a toga 3: he throws lightning bolts

@sus7270

2 жыл бұрын

**instantly all shield bearers get pregnant by the time he saw them**

@konahrikdov6901

2 жыл бұрын

@@sus7270 Oh Noo...... Zeus: Oh YES!!!

@DiamondHoe

2 жыл бұрын

@@japanpanda2179 I think the one at 20:19 is artemis

At least 1 Shield dude per round: "Um, guys? Could you slow down? You're pushing me off! Guys! PLEASE!" *falls to death*

I love the ones where the "god" can't manage thier own powers, and they the up killing themselves. So satisfying.

"Deceive enemy like a weakling and strike them hard as a professional warrior of honor" - ninja,the Assasin of gods.

18:45 Gattling gunner: this isn't even my final form

*1:10** and he called himself as God*

@joleo1925

2 жыл бұрын

He was so powerful, he couldn't allow himself to live any longer.

15:06 When you get the shotgun in halo 1 20:59 When you get the shotgun in halo 2

@TheSackersLounge

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@CheekiScrubb

2 жыл бұрын

meanwhile the scouts shotgun in team fortress 2 10:28

@maskie4189

2 жыл бұрын

@@CheekiScrubb Falling off the map included?

10:18 satan wanted his gun

16:59 Choko-Nu be like: Stand back, or I’ll be forced to use my “special attack”.

@boredguy9006

2 жыл бұрын

Choko-Nuvania intensifies

@stonebehemoth2331

2 жыл бұрын

Like lambs to the slaughter

6:39 Epic fight 7:35 Best shield bearer 10:10 dumbest thing ever 19:28 True Ninja

2:41 "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!"

4:53 "Look, he's still alive." - Hela

He just stand there and accept his fate 2:40

@hackervhangohlee9515

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhs

@Osmarius

2 жыл бұрын

Sad sad sad

@Osmarius

2 жыл бұрын

Dude got bodied tho.

@shazaibmaqsood2957

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@belugashorts8480

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmm kzread.info/dash/bejne/fpuG189wmpiXZ7w.html

I find it funny how that last roman on the hwatcha God just stood there and took it for 6 straight seconds

6:45 that guy at the edge LOL

2:52 Hello there fellow romans, do you have the time to hear about our lord and savior Chtu-

14:42 Woody: "Ride like the wind bullseye!"

@gilgamesh1607

2 жыл бұрын

Woody now:die like the wind bullseye

13:18 Dynamite Thrower used “Kamikaze Bomber”. It’s super destroyable!

@knightwolf5006

2 жыл бұрын

ninja uses shuriken shower, its incredibly effective

6:36 the most epic thing you'll see

9:50 Klee having the fun she actually wanted, blowing up people and not some fish

@manyu9294

2 жыл бұрын

🗿

@hassanwi6464

2 жыл бұрын

🦉

@0maeWaMou

2 жыл бұрын

🧍

@belugashorts8480

2 жыл бұрын

Wwwooo kzread.info/dash/bejne/fpuG189wmpiXZ7w.html

Shield bearers have a tactical disadvantage here, they have to cross a narrow bridge, while the Gods mostly just sit back and bombard them with ranged attacks

@man_in_space

2 жыл бұрын

And yet they still win 3/4 of the time.

@michaeldriver127

2 жыл бұрын

Seems historically correct..

@hritviknijhawan1737

2 жыл бұрын

And sometimes, Gods fall down...

@tommyso3823

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, gods but drunk

I don't understand why they just do these tests on solid flat ground, that'd be a fair test I think

@tridty3472

2 жыл бұрын

It need to be fun, not fair.

@nathantorresstanevil6958

2 жыл бұрын

I wanna see Romans go flying

@ithinkihavethesauce1198

2 жыл бұрын

If these were the Spartans it would've made sense

4:56 - Brings a new meaning to painless death.

@Osmarius

2 жыл бұрын

Man’s got blown into 2022! 😂

@Ozonencb

2 жыл бұрын

@@Osmarius more like 2222 :D

1:28 accuracy 100

7:40 big shoutout to that last shield bearer he was a legend

19:00 minutes mark. The last samurai film in a nutshell

25:43 rare live footage of covenants glassing reach with spartan's still inside of it

10:35 super strong recoil 😂 and he killed himself 🤣

2:28 being tall dose not help him

@fengsanlian6514

2 жыл бұрын

He sniped him from 400 people

6:36 madara vs all ninja clans

10:26 that's too accurate ngl😂😂😂

18:48 Gatling Gun used “Light ‘Em Up”. It’s ULTRA effective!!!

@knightwolf5006

2 жыл бұрын

cupid used "love arrows" gets wrecked by havels

@ayulina3647

2 жыл бұрын

tank used "death between the fuel". all havel got insatnt kill

1:13 typical anime scene when the protagonist is so strong that he even flies away

Shieldbearers should win most of the time, but if they do solely depends on the rate of fire of the Blue. Also love how most Blue with guns go point blank.

7:05 "Blue victory" Dead

Usually every God : ill make you fall for such audacity. 08:00 God: Fly b****

18:00 cupid made them love each other😍😂

Weak bow user: having a lot of cooldown and weak damage. Strong mages: having a short of cooldown and strong damage

1:25 potions seller potion can indeed do anything a knight can do

No one: 6:41 rock lee when he gets drunk

@mafiaempire5696

2 жыл бұрын

He uses tyjutsu

@_simj

2 жыл бұрын

yah

This is way too entertaining. Keep it up, buddy!

>2nd Ninja shows up "new shurikan ò.ó" >shield bearers "great *3*"

18:05 the way they took the God down was the funniest

04:27 FUS RO DAH!!!

@TavernBard1321

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha lol

3:55 How I sound when I get up

Imagine being a shield bearer in this, then dying not because of the god firing at you, *but because the other guys pushed you off*

4:14 this part killed me 🤣🤣🤣

that one chu ko nu wiped out an entire army by himself but it costed him his own life (press f to pay respect)

Naruto: "So Tenten, which god do YOU pray to?" Tenten: "This one" 19:24

Gods after making a wall of corpses made from his enemies: You know, I'm something of a spartan myself

The skeleton with a pumpkin canon was op 😂😂😂😂 He cleaned up in a single shot

19:28 when u ran out of arrow mid fight also him: random ballcrap go!

@bagelboy12

2 жыл бұрын

It’s raining Shirkin’s

@theobserver200

2 жыл бұрын

Moon Knight is that you?

2:55 the dude just sing

4:54 Props to that shield-bearer. Like, you knew he wasn't gonna make it, but damn, did he put up a fight.

14:43 - OMG - this horse.... creature of the cryptic ... how it moves!

ninja after defeating the shield bearers: *ight imma sleep*

Saitama vs 100 of every god at the same time. Though you might have to set up the map to be in favor of the gods, similar to this but having them organized so they don’t just kill each other.

Ninja at 6:50 went full Mandarin lol

19:23 "Unlimited blade works."

Accurate simulation. Yes the waking and firing style is so accurate 🤣

12:10 if yeet was a man