Lady: Hello~ John Marston: Hi there! You'd be beautiful if both your eyes looked in the same direction. *Destruction 100*

@kurisu7885

4 жыл бұрын

These games have some fantastic burns.

@davidsteele3155

4 жыл бұрын

savage

@ghostwarrior3878

4 жыл бұрын

Hi you look a little inbred you sure Mom and Dad weren't related

@noblesavage8332

4 жыл бұрын

After he says all that and gets shot, he says I was just kidding

@syro2412

4 жыл бұрын

He's just jealous of that *high FOV*

3:48 “i hit it! Didn’t I ?” 😂

@michaeldavis2420

4 жыл бұрын

Sam Van Driel yes u did

@TheAmubis

4 жыл бұрын

She laughs lmao

@MerchantrRe4

4 жыл бұрын

Who was that? I'm confused

@pedrinhohen7216

3 жыл бұрын

@@MerchantrRe4 finish the game first.

@pedrinhohen7216

3 жыл бұрын

@@emtee7138 Abigail? What?

8:33 "at least hit me properly" *DIES*

@jordanrepgamez413

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kaleothasbio2969

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kgkomrin

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

3 жыл бұрын

"Lol" "É sério isso?"

@friedrichii.aliasdergroe9233

3 жыл бұрын

she did what he wanted i guess

1:08 i’m crying, their synchronized screams

@Gmk4667

9 күн бұрын

Same!!

1:06 can we just appreciate how good the girls of the camps singing perfectly synchronizes with the background music

@Da1haroon

3 жыл бұрын

Yea it goes well with the beat

@X-xRNG

3 жыл бұрын

Yea

@imkopilala1850

2 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@47Kaay

2 жыл бұрын

@@imkopilala1850 lmao

@rivaille2545

2 жыл бұрын

When they started screaming, lol.

2:03 What do you think you are doing? Arthur: robbing you 😂😂

@candycadet9301

4 жыл бұрын

@Mr Lockheart Arthur: *ARHHGGHHHHHHGGGGG*

@lorenzosoto6958

4 жыл бұрын

OUPEN FAIEEEEEEEEEEER

@itsmoonlight_blossom8126

4 жыл бұрын

*SHOTS FIRED!!*

@domersftw1503

4 жыл бұрын

Jorge Fernandez man

@harrisonbetker2271

2 жыл бұрын

At least Arthur was being honest.

2:18 "Not again" implies Arthur has messed up this way at least once before 😆

@daviderik9571

2 жыл бұрын

Dude did you know where I can find water gun?

@FickleFilms

2 жыл бұрын

@@daviderik9571 Nah I've never actually played the game myself

@matthewtorres8860

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I saw that. I’ve been laughing for a good 2 mins.

@leodavis4242

Жыл бұрын

@@daviderik9571 I don't think it actually exists lmao. I think it's a mod

6:03 When doubting lumbago *gets you*

@muhammadnajmibadrussalam2952

3 жыл бұрын

I’m dying dude😭

@isaiahmarquis5299

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf was that lol

@ryanwarunek8385

2 жыл бұрын

The Snake death yell

I used to work the Lumber Mill but now the Lumber works me.

@danner253

4 жыл бұрын

Now the LUMBAGO works me

@kerfufflecookies8316

4 жыл бұрын

He should've stayed. He would've seen the *full spectacular.*

@Sirrazorbladez

4 жыл бұрын

danner253 not funny lumbago is serious

@NoFeArMf1

4 жыл бұрын

@@danner253 did somebody say Lumbago?

@sconscers1234

4 жыл бұрын

Uncle GET UP

Funny thing is, most of these deaths aren't jokes, they can happen in game. Makes it even funnier.

@Mitchcraft.

4 жыл бұрын

Including abduction?

@gee_kaz

4 жыл бұрын

Including Tuberculosis?

@RiceReaper

4 жыл бұрын

That's why a game engine environment is the best. Any kind of randomosity can happen

@mrsora16

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't knew this was a million ways to die in the old west

@jordanberry2358

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mitchcraft. the abduction was editing. Nothing happens the UFO just flies away

3:54 "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

@br2creed669

3 жыл бұрын

Big smoke?

@oldsport7887

3 жыл бұрын

@@br2creed669 maybe

@fireredscrollfighter8995

3 жыл бұрын

@@br2creed669 Correct.

@masonclark2102

2 жыл бұрын

GTA sa reference

@HANKSANDY69420

Жыл бұрын

And flatjacks

John: dies in game Abigail: now that just great..... John: dies in cutscene Abigail: *cries*

@Rags666

3 жыл бұрын

*S E E M L E G I T*

John: *Gets murdered Wife: "Well that's just great!" Women man...

@Isvael5678

4 жыл бұрын

Abigail

@henrygrossart52

4 жыл бұрын

Abigail

@soakedboots

4 жыл бұрын

Abigail

@aguyandstuff2556

4 жыл бұрын

Abigail

@finnthefannibal

4 жыл бұрын

Abigail

John: *A N T A G O N I Z E* John: Are your mom and your dad related?!?! Also John: *D E F U S E*

@matthewmorrow1965

4 жыл бұрын

xX3R0x GD exactly

@arthurmorgan2788

4 жыл бұрын

Omg lol

@arthurmorgan606

3 жыл бұрын

You’d be Beautiful if both your eyes looked in the same direction

@bendrenth441

3 жыл бұрын

I WAS JUST KIDDING!!!

@Blackstonelegion

3 жыл бұрын

Can we take a moment to appreciate how savage John Marston was

7:15 you picked the wrong house fool

@dr.bright6272

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, Algie chill it's me! Arthur? Ahhh my dog! *stabs him again*

The Lumbago one is the funniest, especially when uncle said “It’s a slow and painful death my brotha”😂

8:21, that alligator is so cute, it looks like it fell asleep on arthur's arm

@PhilipeVG

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@universesbiggestdouchebag8350

3 жыл бұрын

Florida Man bringing in his pet

@JoitaDhar

3 жыл бұрын

not so cute when you come across an alive one.

@atharvaparalkar2047

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he just said "there Boah, you're alright"

@sudlander9447

3 жыл бұрын

Hello sirs! Surprise!

11:26 lmao at Dutch spinning in circles like he's still sitting on his horse.

@awilddog353

4 жыл бұрын

Timothy 1395 this had me laughing for about 3 minutes 🤣

@user-vu6ei7ew5h

4 жыл бұрын

Dutch Fan der Lind

@Jamesamong007

4 жыл бұрын

Cocaine Gum is a hell of a drug

@candycadet9301

4 жыл бұрын

Spin me right round

@Smiley0.1

2 жыл бұрын

*goddamnit, that was awful*

1:07 I literally broke laughing so hard XD

10:39 Dutch thinks you’re the rat. LMAO

2:10 “OPEN FIREEEEE” Cannonball to the head

@vermas4654

4 жыл бұрын

Does that actually work?

@AvatarJian

4 жыл бұрын

@@vermas4654 Was about to ask this too is that real like what?

@gamebawesome

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t this so

@madhijz6846

4 жыл бұрын

yeah that shot was news to me

@Chameleon1616

4 жыл бұрын

I want to know

3:00 Arthur: "It's a free country." *"FrEe CoUnTrY..."*

@dark483ship4

4 жыл бұрын

This is america *BOOM*

@gobzanuff5078

4 жыл бұрын

welcooome too die..

@pixline3400

4 жыл бұрын

Guess it's not free real estate then

@twinodoom

4 жыл бұрын

dark 483 ship Let's change the subject

@victorrios9253

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh I died😂

Arthur: I hope you know what you’re talking about Hosea: Perfect Arthur: *yeets of cliff*

10:38 Wait? Dutch shows great hesitation and denial when he's told Micah's the rat (a person he's only known for a couple of months) but when he believes Arthur's the rat (a person who's like a son to him) he has zero restraint and just shoots Arthur on sight without even giving him the chance to explain himself? Unbelievable... 😦😧😒

3:54 “I’ll have uhh small fry and a-“

@MrBillyBob0

4 жыл бұрын

He was gonna order a burger with mint venison in it.

@silvertalon007

4 жыл бұрын

I'll have 2 Number 9s, and a Number 9 Large...

@mitcheltheuselesscommenter1591

4 жыл бұрын

@@silvertalon007 Big smoke?

@johnmckay6254

4 жыл бұрын

That cracked me up. Where the hell did he get these soundbites from? Is it just someone who does a really good Arthur impersonation?

@silvertalon007

4 жыл бұрын

@@mitcheltheuselesscommenter1591 Hell ye

1:07 the transition from singing to screaming

@lordfellaini2203

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@jeremylapointe1432

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh im dying 😂😂😂

0:38 “Perfect form”

7:05 fun fact Arthur suffered an abusive home life because of his parents

Arthur: *rides wagon off waterfall* Hosea: *”perfect yes”*

@carbinehighlights5396

4 жыл бұрын

*i hope you know what you’re talking about*

@dr.bright6272

2 жыл бұрын

All according to plan

11:27 damn Dutch is doing some mid-air cartwheels 😂

@carolyndidonato4447

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lightnin4717

4 жыл бұрын

He need more money

@emtee7138

3 жыл бұрын

John saying god damnit that was awful was perfectly in sync

@nishant8612

3 жыл бұрын

He's going to Tahiti

@JoitaDhar

3 жыл бұрын

he had a plan that was about doing some cartwheels mid-air so that all of the people who saw him will give money to him in his pockets

The added dialog from the NPC's after the kills are simply hilarious. Great work

3:50 Arthur: "I'll have a small fry" Me: _Full mouth of coffee spews everywhere and almost chokes to death_

@ollefagerlundes2297

Жыл бұрын

Ikr, it is so realistic! The uuuh in the beggining

Can we appreciate the perfectly seamless integration of the Mario theme into the music at 8:07

@unknownymousbiatch9187

4 жыл бұрын

It synced very well

@Yagh10

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't even hear it until you pointed it out

@dhruvpurohit6218

4 жыл бұрын

Were they 2 tracks playing separately? Or a mix ? I'd love to hear the full version!

@spearamintwolf6225

2 жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity for Mario death music though.

1:06 Im dying at this one 😂😂

@chillyqt6551

3 жыл бұрын

can’t be screwed cause she’s aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@amp8295

2 жыл бұрын

@@chillyqt6551 I read this just as it happened, made me giggle pretty hard.

@funiguy2219

Жыл бұрын

@@amp8295 what did they comment

@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit

Жыл бұрын

I'VE GOT A GURL IN BERRYVILLE CAN'T BE SCREWED CUZ SHE- A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H

@kadouser6666

Жыл бұрын

Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂 1:08

2:18 IDK why, but the way he said, “RELAX!” always gets me.

5:51 i laughed too much when you not rpotecting your lenny 😂😂😂 its funny

John Marston: *dies for being an asshole* John Marston’s grave stone: *I was just kidding!*

@user-qu3jt2ql1v

Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile,Arthur Morgan’s grave stone: I was only playing, relax!!

I think I should make these a full series?

@twinodoom

4 жыл бұрын

Why not?

@bilb1505

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah !

@nhunka44

4 жыл бұрын

Can you make some girly design merch? I'd love to buy like a French girl jarl balgruuf

@AP13P

4 жыл бұрын

Yesssssss

@yazidefirenze

4 жыл бұрын

Y E S

1:06 is comedy GOLD! Pleasant singing into everyone screaming without pause as they get bumped and bashed.

2:24 he just wanted a water fight

That's some good editing to get Arthur to say "I'll have a small fry"

@heribertorodriguez3148

4 жыл бұрын

ill take two number nines. a number 9 large. one with cheese.

@tahabashir3779

4 жыл бұрын

@@heribertorodriguez3148 Nah that ain't it.

@WeinerJuice

4 жыл бұрын

@@heribertorodriguez3148 and a large soda

@The_Quiet_Kiddo

4 жыл бұрын

@@heribertorodriguez3148 You forgot the Number 6 and Two Number 45's

@aristonaragao3171

4 жыл бұрын

Its actually easy, you just have to cut the line where he says: I’ll have a FRIEd catfish

4:30 that Bear's 360noscope kill tho

7:33 even John is like what the hell

5:30 is by far the funniest to me

2:11 caught me so off guard😂

@Angrymonkey2489

4 жыл бұрын

Can they actually fire the cannon? If not, that's impressive editing this dude has!

@candycadet9301

4 жыл бұрын

*what do you think your doing?* *Robbing you*

7:44 look at his weapon selector

@einnormalergooglenutzer3843

4 жыл бұрын

You genius xD

@aceofspades5434

4 жыл бұрын

RL Potnuy lol

@bartomiejgrencel3341

4 жыл бұрын

👌👈

@zorce1291

4 жыл бұрын

Thats.. how its organized in rdr2 Before you r/woooosh me i got the joke

@netmakeryt1950

4 жыл бұрын

*GIGGITY*

What do you think you're doing? Arthur: RoBbing YoU

1:05 They're singing to the song thats playing to the right BPM...

5:53 ahh my lenny!

@Noone-mr1pm

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@itsmoonlight_blossom8126

4 жыл бұрын

Rest In Peace. Arthur's Lenny. 2019-2019

@nealkenth9759

4 жыл бұрын

More like "AGHHH ma-LENNY!!!!"

@adamgreen7957

3 жыл бұрын

ChipsBuzz Arthur is only 10?

4:01, my favorite lmao

@justvibing278

4 жыл бұрын

Go left

@phatassphilip1892

4 жыл бұрын

I did this once

@fishman5

4 жыл бұрын

I did that once

@yeetmachine1597

3 жыл бұрын

Meme cat gang

@Bec007

Жыл бұрын

the machine knows Dwight! The machine knows!

11:29 its so funny how Dutch's horse is on the ground with Arthur while Dutch is kinda "spinning".

10:39 Dutch thinks you are the rat Arthur: It's treason then.

11:23 look at dutch 😂

@Alexa-hf7pb

4 жыл бұрын

saulloba gamez you spin me right round baby right round

@danielblitzke3909

4 жыл бұрын

Neymar

@jacksoncorcoran5977

4 жыл бұрын

He's going to T a h i t i

@lephantomchickn3676

4 жыл бұрын

"I'll try spinning that's a good *p l a n"*

@lucassequeira4280

4 жыл бұрын

He is going to Tahiti

1:08 How Uncle got his lumbago.

@thunderturtle347

3 жыл бұрын

Tru

@adriannavarrete9332

3 жыл бұрын

True

@uncleslumbago4208

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@dr.bright6272

2 жыл бұрын

Arthur landed on him

3:50 nailed it

My favourite was the “I’m gonna jump” JUMP THEN “uhh ok ahhhh.” That was a good show

1:18 “you got strange voices in your head”

1:48 Nobody: John Marston: BUEEENAS NOCHEEEESS

@lesleygalvin3239

4 жыл бұрын

*_buenos dias fuckboi_*

@somerandomchild4018

4 жыл бұрын

That wasn’t john

@eeeaaa479

4 жыл бұрын

@@somerandomchild4018 yeah gringo, it was John. Just listen to his freakin' voice, you must be new

@eeeaaa479

4 жыл бұрын

@Mad Max Rockatansky Mexico vibes

@netmakeryt1950

4 жыл бұрын

even better hes riding an ass.

8:33 Arthur: at least hit me properly Literally 1 millisecond later: *dies*

@LukeIsHere231

2 жыл бұрын

He died of dissapointment

@LordSalazarsRevenge

5 ай бұрын

Plot twist: Arthur dies of funny cringe

3:53 Grand Theft Horso in a nutshell.

@jaxonheil

3 жыл бұрын

Cluckin' Bell since 1899

8:04 Dutch : get back to camp boys Arthur cares about his money The best npc reaction ever

8:20 Able to Kills a crocodile Dies being punched 5 times by woman

@susanlandolt9073

4 жыл бұрын

Fuzhou Rs 6 is the magic number -mista

@hypermemes2821

4 жыл бұрын

Fuzhou Rs what does the woman have to do with it

@nsnsnbsbana5471

4 жыл бұрын

MineDiePie does it Matter

@galecaie928

4 жыл бұрын

Alligator, not crocodile.

@hypermemes2821

4 жыл бұрын

Gale Caie I don’t think he cares.

John:”You creampuff, get lost!” Creampuff: (runs)

9:56 you what I’m thinking? Aim for the bushes

3:48 Girl: yes I hit It , didn't I Arthur: Will yes but actually no

@zorce1291

4 жыл бұрын

Black Moon that makes absolutely no sense and is in no way dunny.

@Dunny2k

4 жыл бұрын

@@zorce1291 Did someone say dunny?

@zorce1291

4 жыл бұрын

Dunny2k yes, I did ain’t easy typing on a phone

@angrydudewhohateseveryone9337

4 жыл бұрын

Zorce do you meant to say dummy?

@zorce1291

4 жыл бұрын

Angry Dude Who Hates Everyone yes? Aint it obvious

1:58 “Excuse me sir can I have a bit of your time” proceeds to take money

@frogmanthelibertarian1482

4 жыл бұрын

Arthur: Sure *While he's taking money"

Rdr: *main character breaths* People: *shot him immediately*

Seeing Dutch fly off his horse from Arthur at the end made me freaking laugh.

The way the girls scream in unison at 56, I will never be able to not laugh at that.

@PhireandIce1999

4 жыл бұрын

My mom died that way in that mission lol

@HeRcULesBlasTer

4 жыл бұрын

Funniest one

5:57 I knew Arthur died by Lumbago!

@itsmoonlight_blossom8126

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Lake me: lumbago.... really? *Bone crack*

@alexlake8033

3 жыл бұрын

It's Moonlight_ Blossom! Ikr lol

@alexlake8033

3 жыл бұрын

Dravyn Dozier I’m sure it’s Lumbago.

@alexios9848

3 жыл бұрын

"it's a painful death my brother"

2:43 "funny when it happens to someone else" IM DYING

9:50 the way the guy randomly just yells “JUMP!” And keeps insisting LMAOOOO

1:00 literally that's how my grandfather died

@gilbertoverdin9838

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@guy6609

4 жыл бұрын

Being crushed by a wall being built or tryna save someone about to be crushed by one?

@sibs544

4 жыл бұрын

Oh sorry 🤷

@aaronnull5930

4 жыл бұрын

Gilberto Verdin nigga u laughin

@circleofdao3556

4 жыл бұрын

f

1:06 those girls can sing to a beat just perfectly

8:10 always bring a waterbucket when you in a cave:)

John just roasting the coach was the best part😂

Hahahahahahahahahhahhh. 1:48. John: Buenos nouchees.

@emtee7138

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised if john actually said that

@pedrinhohen7216

3 жыл бұрын

Mexico? Wtf

@frailewe113

3 жыл бұрын

@@emtee7138 he says it in rdr1

@smoker5989

3 жыл бұрын

@@emtee7138 actually John says that in the Mexico part in RDR1

@user-pr4ko4ec1z

3 жыл бұрын

@@emtee7138 el primo is here

1:06 “I got a girl in Berryville, can’t be screwed cause she’s too damAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”

@ivanwhacky5774

Жыл бұрын

The singing and the music synchronized

2:18 how do you get a water gun or why it squirts water?

@JoitaDhar

3 жыл бұрын

because it’s a water gun that’s why it squirts water duh 🙄

@razzypazzy09

3 жыл бұрын

WAT?

@TheNightmareOfAll

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoitaDhar idiot, he's talking about how do you get that water gun

@aryyancarman705

3 жыл бұрын

Mod maybe

@obamareloadsyt629

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god it’s called editing

Others: "Best story every 10/10" Me: "Breakdancing Dutch in air 10/10"

9:50 "What a good show!"

@jaxonheil

3 жыл бұрын

They call that a good show?!

@trumankim6484

Жыл бұрын

Is that Blackwater or Saint Denis

@monkeplaysgames9448

11 ай бұрын

Blackwater

Best one: 5:04-5:28 John: "Hey! I need a ride to Blackwater." The driver: "Get onboard, he he." John (quietly): "Let's do this." John (antagonize mode): "You cream puff! Get lost!" *one of the drivers runs away* The lady: "Hello!" John: "Hi there! You'd be beautiful if both your eyes looked in the same direction, ha ha!" The lady: "WHAT?!" John: "My God! You look kinda inbred, friend! Was your momma and daddy related?" *the driver starts shooting* John (defuse mode): "I WAS JUST KIDDING!" *dies*

@zephyr3638

4 жыл бұрын

That was 100% the best part😂😂

@emtee7138

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone's saying arthur has the funniest lines, but that was hilarious

@adamlister3715

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah we all saw and heard it Champ. You reciting it doesn't make it any more funny.

@justmyopinion2333

3 жыл бұрын

Adam Lister I know right. A waste of typing people are strange

@acousticwolf5985

3 жыл бұрын

@@mercurialmoon682 lmaoioooooo

11:25 Dutchs plan was to became a fighet spinner

8:21 a perfect alligator carcass. That's why Arthur's Fresh Foods is the best

Dutch: "With fAiTh it might just be like Tahiti." Arthur: "It is clearly not Dutch." Dutch: "Ahhhh! The dOuBtInG Arthur!"

@Materminds187

4 жыл бұрын

Coulson: *Pops out of nowhere* "It's a magical place"

6:51 he's in witness protection

"Some large fries..." 🤣🤣🤣 first world drive through had me dieng 😂😂😂

“OPEN FIREEE!” Arthur: YEETS TO CANIDA

@slade6939

4 жыл бұрын

Sharice Mosley Canada

@onionhat9141

4 жыл бұрын

And I oop

@jenniferdoran03

4 жыл бұрын

Im not a grammar Nazi but somehow that one pissed me off

@xX3R0x_999

4 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferdoran03 I know, especially since I am Canadian.

@scottprice4955

4 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean... T A H I T I

Not even gonna ask how long it took to get all these deaths Edit: thanks for all the likes love you chat 😁

@cagkiller0786

4 жыл бұрын

Dead Man ONE of my game sessions

@Rin-jx3wl

4 жыл бұрын

1 month it says in description

@xvxvcaspervxvx

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't die from all of them; its just edited that way as part of the the joke setup.

@certifiedhoodclassic9825

4 жыл бұрын

@@cagkiller0786 for me that's like 2 or 3 days max

@patriotusa3410

4 жыл бұрын

We love you more ❣️

5:45 “You smell niiiiice” 😂

5:21 Plot twist: The person John's talking to is the child of the couple at Aberdeen Pig Farm

8:07 I love how the music changed when it went to the cave 😂😂

8:19 fresh food delivery XD hahahaha

The amount of work you spent on editing this is incredible.

Man you should do more of this. You're much better than those other guys that try to make these types of videos.

10:01 my favourite

9:54 - just jump 9:59-OOO what a good show😂😂😂

2:14 Arthur: This is a robbery. Man: You’re gonna regret this. Arthur: Shut up. LMAO

Arthur: minding his own business. Officer: Littering is punishable by death

8:34 "atleast hit me properly" proceeds to get smacked into a different dimension