2:10 Kendl: LOSER! CJ: Goodbye! *jumps down *

@ratobolado8568

3 жыл бұрын

depression

@tdgt

3 жыл бұрын

Life is complicated. -Niko Bellic

@thecreativeyess8812

3 жыл бұрын

He wasn't lying when he said goodbye did you know get the joke?? (Edit)

@andrewjacob8087

3 жыл бұрын

CJ commits suicide

@ghazinmilano

2 жыл бұрын

cj:HEY YO U DROP A BOMBYLIIDAE ON ME. 0:58

2:11 That goodbye was dark and deep...

@sn1gdho

3 жыл бұрын

I was about to comment this..

@kr0626

3 жыл бұрын

@@sn1gdho Better luck next time

@Nameselroy

3 жыл бұрын

it sounds like hes about to do something really bad, it kinda gives you chills

@ayushchatterjee5525

3 жыл бұрын

@@sn1gdho Ey man you my friend from school ? I had a friend by your name

@sn1gdho

3 жыл бұрын

@@ayushchatterjee5525 u gotta be bd then

Time to time travel back to '04 and become the first speed runner to make a world record

@k3zz3y

3 жыл бұрын

When everything was easier

@Itsibasz

3 жыл бұрын

I want too

@isaacster5027

3 жыл бұрын

Yoooo imagine.... yet another possibility i haven't thought of with a time machine 😂😂

@bigusplatypus6235

3 жыл бұрын

Same man, lovin' this channel since the start.

@bigusplatypus6235

3 жыл бұрын

I was like, born on 2004, Jan (24). Damn a long time.

CJ received a phone call Cops : I can wait

@MrBlackHawk888

3 жыл бұрын

Polite cops.

@the-real-sachin

3 жыл бұрын

more like: understandable, have a nice day

@ardath7128

3 жыл бұрын

Professionals have standard!!

@nikto7297

3 жыл бұрын

GTA community be like : GTA contains Phone racist cops

1:56 I likes how calmly and sweetly CJ talks to Kendl. As usually siblings are enemy of each other.

@crazimathx4905

2 жыл бұрын

then he jumps from a building

@noobslayerxxx

2 жыл бұрын

@@crazimathx4905 rage quit

@myawhelan3667

2 жыл бұрын

ive always thought that! the giggle when he says goodbye especially

@eskenderya

Жыл бұрын

Well, they ain't kids any more so they should take this as a joke not a reason to fight😂

You can skip zero mission to complete stroryline Perfectionist : that sign wouldn't stop me cuz' i can't read!

@natteravn252

3 жыл бұрын

They are also some of the more unique and creative missions, actually pretty fun to play as well.

@Trash_Enthusiast

3 жыл бұрын

it not really that hard tbh

@TN-yj1lg

3 жыл бұрын

@@natteravn252 irritating as hell

CJ: *Kills Jizzy* Cop: *Shoots CJ* CJ: *pulls up the phone to talk to Cesar* Cop: Understandable, have a great day.

@natteravn252

3 жыл бұрын

Cop: *Drives recklessly into crime scene*

@jeversantos9089

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@EmployeeJoe630

2 жыл бұрын

It's rude to interrupt phone conversations

@yurisv7315

2 жыл бұрын

*"Nothing is more important than family."*

@automation7295

2 жыл бұрын

@@EmployeeJoe630 I bet most KZread commenters are rude and interrupt other people's phone conversations in real life.

Awesome! Thanks very much for these! Bike on sidewalk, Jizzy on scooter, extra loot on R.U.S. and not following the damn train on Snail Trail will definitely come in handy for my upcoming 100% playthrough!

@notevencalm

3 жыл бұрын

Man you gotta try something new to revive your channel

@ThirstyHyena

3 жыл бұрын

@@notevencalm I tried and made quality content since 2014 that's not full Rockstar Games walkthroughs like timelapses, other games, commentary, GTA V editor videos, 5 star chases, Franklin roasts, CJ in GTA V cutscenes, etc... but none of it got any views. People or the algorithm just wants to see full GTA walkthroughs from my channel.

@skillfulhazieq2419

3 жыл бұрын

Omg the idol is here!!!

@cactus.4238

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThirstyHyena your videos are still the best dont worry you helped us a lot :)

@Sh0ckV

3 жыл бұрын

yes

*Zero Missions Are Not In The Storyline* My Whole Life Is A Lie

@AlfieTrevor4444

3 жыл бұрын

Probably didn't make them mandatory so that players wouldn't rage quit

@Nameselroy

3 жыл бұрын

i think we all can identifiy with zero's character a bit.. us nerds

@rocky-zx6kq

3 жыл бұрын

but you need to finish them to have 100% game finish

@Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman

3 жыл бұрын

I just finished it today (driving school and zero missions) I don't understand why is it so hard for you guys

@rocky-zx6kq

3 жыл бұрын

@@Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman the hard thing is that about zerois the controls of the plane and in driving school its almost impossible to get gold rank in the last driving mission school

Also, a small tip for the mission New Model Army (Zero's final mission): You can actually bring a bomb to the enemy base, wait for the enemy chopper to pick an object and throw the bomb on him. The enemy chopper will get destroyed, making the mission more easier as the path won't get blocked anymore with a lot of barrells.

@mehtWPD

3 жыл бұрын

Always doing that, because enemy chopper so annoying

@HaniSiKucing

2 жыл бұрын

I got lucky on that mission since the enemy chopper got stuck near the river

@girijathesaviour9290

2 жыл бұрын

You don't have to do any of Zero's missions to finish the game. You did watch his video? Disappointing

@SimonPetrikov12

2 жыл бұрын

@@girijathesaviour9290 it's clearly for people who want to complete his missions

@InsomniacMatt

2 жыл бұрын

I do that, and then I destroy all the enemy tanks and stuff while Zero is waiting at the first point where you need to drop a bridge

I never knew about that Kendl phonecall, it was lowkey mad wholesome

I need this like 6 years ago

@pateravium5680

3 жыл бұрын

Same homiey

@ian.ambrose

3 жыл бұрын

Sure we grown up but it's never to late to give it a retry.

@isaacster5027

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭 where's a random estonian dude when you need him

@isaacster5027

3 жыл бұрын

@@ian.ambrose that's the spirit

@chrismaxwell2274

3 жыл бұрын

17*

On the last one it's not that infinite, just around 30000 rounds maybe take a 15 minutes to waste them all

@AlfieTrevor4444

3 жыл бұрын

That sucks

@cedean6755

3 жыл бұрын

if im not mistaken ts 99999 aka the limit but idk

@manavkhandurie3591

3 жыл бұрын

I did that same but I probably won't be using that much ammo

@HanzFatih

3 жыл бұрын

@@cedean6755 yes the limit of all 3d gta (III,VC,SA) weapons is 99,999 rounds

@HanzFatih

3 жыл бұрын

@@manavkhandurie3591 if you going to take a whole hood just using a minigun, then yes

3:08 for players doing this mission in the Definitive edition. its useless bc WarDrum Studios have introduced a new bug in which if u destroy Jizzy's car, the game will not spawn a Pizzaboy for Jizzy to use, Jizzy will then instead follow the Car down to the water causing Jizzy to die thus failing the mission and Retrying from the last checkpoint will not fix it. The best way would be to Just keep the Broadway and do not destroy it. This bug is also present in the Mobile version of the game.

@flyingdutchman3755

2 жыл бұрын

really? that's ridiculous

@hob_channel

Жыл бұрын

What if you bleed the tires on Jizzy's car?

@pakdin8110

Жыл бұрын

what would happen if the car exploded?

@choiboi09

Жыл бұрын

This bug is there because the definitive edition is just the mobile version of San Andreas with a reskin.

@GP0011

Жыл бұрын

@@hob_channel that works I tried it

The Minigun ammo isn't actually unlimited btw. Eventually, it'll start running out.

@AlfieTrevor4444

3 жыл бұрын

That sucks

@mohammadwasiurrahmanbhuiya8059

3 жыл бұрын

Unless you complete 100 percent of the entire game

@MrBlackHawk888

3 жыл бұрын

What do u mean "start running out"? Isn't "run out (of ammo)" an absolute status, not continuous? Or ammo can refill automatically?

@Asim-xy4qf

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's 30k

@shahinazmeerriza5377

3 жыл бұрын

It starts counting a after reaching 10500 ... That's how i got the minigun to show unlimited

You’re showing why this game is a masterpiece.

3:50 scooter brothers

@Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman

3 жыл бұрын

It's Lord Faggio

@OnlyCallen._.Macchiato

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@Illunica3000

3 жыл бұрын

Scooter brothers indeed

@sh4dow556

3 жыл бұрын

We are scooter brothers! SCOOTER BROTHERS! 2 seconds later, Trevor kills his brother.

2:10 Kendl is gonna be shocked when she saw the news

They really should put you in GTA 6 somehow due to your dedication to the franchise. You discover stuff that has been hidden for countless years.

@RealKeV3n

3 жыл бұрын

Whoa, that would be a dream come true for sure though. Thank you for such a nice comment!

3:08 if you have a sniper (which you should after keeping it from other story missions), shoot the jizzy's car 6 times, continue the mission like normal and when you get out of the building shoot the car one last time so that it explodes. Then, Jizzy has no vehicle and is way more vulnerable

9:56 we just gonna ignore the fact that it’s a car driving down the road on fire. Gotta love SA AI. 😂

@mehtWPD

3 жыл бұрын

It was aiming to the cop xD

@itisfreak

2 жыл бұрын

Riots bro

@idk-bn9bw

2 жыл бұрын

Poor gsf :(

2:11 goodbye

@UselessAnirudh

3 жыл бұрын

Nooo (screams his lungs out)

The snail trail was the most useful tip for me, thank you👍

@Pepega_Ch

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@sergiowinter5383

3 жыл бұрын

I always felt like an idiot following a train with a motorcycle, now I know why

@mehtWPD

3 жыл бұрын

@@sergiowinter5383 and I tried to get helicopter first

@bipulgamer07

2 жыл бұрын

@@mehtWPD i used jetpack

2:10 Holy fucking shit that was Dark "Hahah Goodbye" *jumps off building*

0:58 you dropped a bomb on me

@loll33882

3 жыл бұрын

Baby

@OkachaWasTaken

3 жыл бұрын

who liked this comment lmao

@user-cj4fu8qq9b

3 жыл бұрын

@@loll33882 you dropped a bomb on me

@loll33882

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-cj4fu8qq9b also I hated it because this music was removed in PS4 and mobile version of the game

@user-cj4fu8qq9b

3 жыл бұрын

@@loll33882 you where my thrills you where my pills you dropped bomb on me

3:23 I figured that out myself and I'm proud of it I always make sure to destroy their escape vehicle or pop their tires before they get to it I also remember it working in a Mission in Vice city

i played this game when i was a kid up to graduating college and im still learning new things from it shit brings tears to my eyes fam, i love you

Ah yes, love these tips after I’ve *already finished the game*

"Oh no a scary chopper! A car wont do I must run!"

1:47 CJ: is on the edge of the world, verge of suicide, contemplating life while holding akimbo Micro Uzi’s Kendl: *LOSER*

CJ- recruiting homies for no reason Homiez-am I a joke to u??

I love how GTA Sa is still alive. Some of these tips are actually mindblowing

3:52 - "SCOOTER BROTHERS!" - Trevor

3:10 why do you have to destroy it? if you can make it just badly damaged and when Jizzy rides it, it only takes a few shots and Boom explodes. quite easy : 1. Just shoot the car until it emits black smoke 2. Meet Jizzy 3. Wait for Jizzy to get into the car 4. Shoot the car with your weapon (recommended using a shotgun) 5. and in just a few shots he died not far from his Pleasure Dome

@devangnivatkar2649

3 жыл бұрын

That's smart too. But he's easy to dismount from his Pizzaboy with one crash from the Stretch. His bodyguard won't be with him either!

@cedean6755

3 жыл бұрын

what devang said and also u dont get the fine pizzaboy this way lol

@manavkhandurie3591

3 жыл бұрын

Actually the puzzaboy jizzy uses is actually a green pizzaboy only avaliable through that mission in the entire game

@Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman

3 жыл бұрын

Pop the tires And he'll ice skating on the ocean

@marianchitu7674

3 жыл бұрын

or even better, pop all of the tires and watch him struggle to drive away

4:19 CJ is calling Cezar Policeman: understanble have a great day

That robbing uncle sam thing is something i didnt know after years of playing

@Pepega_Ch

3 жыл бұрын

Same

10:30 I give uuuuuup😂😂

5:23 if you dont want waste ammo you can use punch hold F and left click until destroy

It's almost like Rockstar knew what a pain in the ass Zero's missions would be for some players

Hey man it’s great to see someone uploaded gta SA vids the way u are ain’t seen one this good in a while. Definitely worth subscribing

All we had to do, was *board* the damn train, CJ!

0:38 why u skipped the call?🌚

@AlfieTrevor4444

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe because it would be unnecessary for the video

@leo.7594

3 жыл бұрын

*heavy breathing*

@ian.ambrose

3 жыл бұрын

That is a african emoji

@LevoThyRoXine4069

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, Claude!!

@rizaradri316

3 жыл бұрын

@@leo.7594 Hello?

6:45 yeah i do the same thing when i do that mission 👍🏽

2:14 CJ decided to take his life after he was taunted by his own sister

i might gonna return play this game but yeah thank for epic tips

Whenever Big Smoke sees his dog: 12:29

Damn that's some crazy mission skips/speedrun strats there indeed🤯 and some pretty neat stuff overall too!👍👏

That's top quality from you. Keep up the good job homie!

Note: Doing any missions that involve the minigun will remove your infinite minigun (e.x: Air Raid)

I didnt know the *Los Desperados* or *Up Up and Away!* Ones thank you for sharing it with us

@weirdface1846

3 жыл бұрын

well up up and away minigun glitch isnt exactly infinite you start running out of bullets eventually

@AlfieTrevor4444

3 жыл бұрын

@@weirdface1846 yea that sucks it's such a cool weapon

Tip for the mission "Highjack" is kinda useless cause - as you can clearly see in this video - you still catch up the rig at the exact same spot. For some less experienced players it could even make mission tougher, because driving on that tiny sidewalk at high speed could cause them to crash. ;> Also during "Ice cold killa" its very important to push Jizzy's car far enough, otherwise he could still try to get into it and destroy cell phone in the water, causing mission failure. At last: a good tip for the mission 'Toreno last flight" - use Bazooka(Heat-Seeking version) from SF airport, and shoot down his heli as soon as he's starting to take off. You could also use it later during 'Interdiction" to easily take down enemy-agency Mavericks from large and safe distance.

Why, just why, why I never seen this video before? My whole life is changed by this moment... Thank you so much! :D

Never thought of that, but makes sense. I mean - he's the guy, who 'kachunks' all the dynamite

@spkmafia

3 жыл бұрын

Try using timestamps, they are really helpful to let ppl know what you talk about.

@someguy34hnt

3 жыл бұрын

@@spkmafia Yeah, I know, but this time I thought - ''Meh, there's enough hints on my shit''. Not tryin' to enable anything here, heh

Seeing jizzy escaping witha pizza motor bike kills me

I have completed this game at least 15 times now and I still find new things in it I did not know about. Gotta really love Rockstar for that.

2:10 deam, i really love that call man. Awesome video dude

7:12 16 dollars in a "construction side" it's enough for a beautiful day

Try to go on a date with Denise when Sweet's in jail with less, moderate and 100% in relationship with her. Wanna know the difference in the drive-by dates in all the three cases. Also if she goes on a food date, dancing date when Sweet's in jail. Also, go to Millie on a date while wearing the Gimp Suit and she remarks going on a kinky shit with CJ in her own house and the relationship percentage increases after the scene. (Discovered when I loved the Gimp Suit). Want to know how low, moderate and 100% in relationship with her will change the scene and the dialogue Also I had discovered a way to keep Millie in relationship and also pass the mission 'Breaking the bank at the Caligulas’ accidentally. Please give a shout out to me sometime. Haven't played the game since a long time, and I discovered these long time ago.

In jizzy mission, i used to shoot all the car tires that he gonna use for escaping, but this trick in this video is new to me, awesome tips!

Please do more of these for other Games as well. Appreciate the attention to details man.

2:19 I think the game designers intentionally made the road slower here to make the bridge seem longer than it actually was.

BEST GAME OF HISTORY , ALL THESE THINGS IT HAVE - BEST GRAPHIC ACCORDING 2004 GAME BEST STORYLINE BEST MISSIONS BEST CHARACTER BEST VOICE ACTOR ...... IF I WILL WRITE CONTINUOUSLY THE COMMENT WON'T BE PUBLISHED

@reh_a

3 жыл бұрын

tbh you are wrong with the graphics, half life 2 has better graphics than gta san andreas

@cedean6755

3 жыл бұрын

best graphics according 2004 game? have u played or seen half life 2?

@Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman

3 жыл бұрын

Im gonna stop you guys from provoked a gang war

@SmilingPriceCoDFps

3 жыл бұрын

OH, THAT LIFE AFTER 2 WHICH WAS UNDERRATED, SEE GTA SA WHICH EVERYONE KNOW AND MOSTLY PLAYED

@SmilingPriceCoDFps

3 жыл бұрын

@@Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman BALLAS VS GROVE

Great Content!! I hope you every day upload new videos

Thanks for this explosive situation tip!

A lot of things to learn from back in 2004

2:37 *"echo"*

@Blackdoe30

2 жыл бұрын

*laughs*

You are the best. I really love your videos, interesting that I have played this game back in 2004 and still have it on android now.

Man ive played gta sa till end now 13 times and i probably knew everything but these little things not. Great video!

10:39 how can all the houses be entered? mod?

You can finish the game even without the ‘Key to her heart’ mission.

@azurerougegamingyt56

3 жыл бұрын

You need to complete that mission to get Millie Perkins' key card to unlocked Breaking The Bank At Caligula's and to get 100%

You are for San Andreas what DarkViper is for V. Love the content, man! 💯

Top 10 epic mission tips you (probably) didn’t know about. I love the way he puts brackets around probably

4:13 active entrance to katie?

Bro that's a Franklin's voiceline lol 9:43

Thanks man. Appreciate that...

I only knewed the first two tips, nice vid

6:35 "Welcome to america"

1:50 no network? Just stand at tower

Good tips. In the mission "ice-cold killer" if you shoot the wheels of jizzy’s car before enter the building it’s even better.

Thanks dude just earned a sub!

11:18 that's all i need holmes

this part 1:10 makes cj has loss memory

During highjack one can also slightly but consecutively tap the lean forward button to obtain a huge amount of speed. It works wonders even during og loc mission in the starting missions..

I needed this like 10 years ago

2:02 What happens if you jump while on phone?

@CoolyCools

Жыл бұрын

If you jump the "calling" animation cancels and he does the "Accepting Call" animation, if you do this when the call was going to end you are going to hold the phone in your hand. It disappears if you switch to another weapon. Not sure what happens if you die during a call

Please bring back fan suggestions My suggestion is kiss a girl friend with big head mod

theese were very helpfull ty for the share mate

Thanks bro 👍👍....It works!!!!!!!!!!!

Thx for tips homieh.

Thks for the ideas!😉

I didnt know about los desperados one,now my walkthrough will be easier😄

this videos are helping me a lot i hope it helps other peoples to :)

It been 16 years but we still have so much things we don't know about this legend.

That comes in handy since i’m playing san andreas these days

even though it is an old game it continues and will continue to impress us

Nice Video keep it up!!

I beat Zero's missions in 1 or 2 tries on ps2 when I started a new game a few months ago. Playing it on PC made it easier I guess.

This is why i love rockstar. I played san andreast to many times but still there is something i don't know about it..

I didn't know any of the facts #6 onwards, I'm definitely going to use these tips.

Thank you :)