I always thought it was because I looked like the neighbor

I love these thinly veiled autobiographic segments masquerading as editorials. This is your couch and its safe here. He-Man did have great fashions.

Because you’re playing with He-Man dolls at age 14 instead of gettin’ some nookie.

@MrLiamHenderson

4 ай бұрын

Yeh. My Dad was very worried about me

Because he knows I'm more fun than he is.

because by the time i hit puberty i could grow a beard better than him

He was a draft dodger who drank alot during work hours.

John Ritter! Yah! His Dad was a singing cowboy.

@ThatJunkman

5 ай бұрын

Oh yea Hillbilly Heaven’s own Tex Ritter

ironically, having that Simon™on your lap for extended periods has been known to kill all of your semen

My dad wouldn't understand me at 15-16 years old and still watching Batman and X-Men cartoons because it was research for me wanting to make it into drawing comic books, this was also at the same time The Simpsons were a huge phenomenon and he didn't get it....Oh yeah shout out to the Hero At Large reference long live Captain Avenger!!!!

My dad liked me having GI Joe because he grew up with them too albeit the big ones. He was fascinated with Transformers the same as everyone else back then. And yeah John Wayne is the one guy you're not allowed to talk crap about no matter how much you think he sucked.

Those 10 things didn't make my Pop hate me it made my Stepdad hate me. 😂😂😂

My dads Idea of bonding when I was a kid is look at gallery girl next door magazine 😂

My dad loves me and is proud of me. Probably because we'd hang out and have fun if we were the same age. But also because we hang out and have fun even though we're almost 40 years apart. He wasn't the best dad. But he helped inspire my curiosity and imagination. Props, dad.

Simon was telling me the answer all along I just never realized it

I loved "Hero at large" as a kid. I rented it from the video store so many times. :)

My dad once caught me watching Muppet Babies. I was 15.

@ThatJunkman

5 ай бұрын

I hope he can kicked you out of the house

My dad would be pissed if I wore a Ford hat, lol

Hell yeah,Mob Rules tour t shirt

This was great. Lmao. Also, the robot or R.O.B. for the NES always moved really slow when it was its turn to play to select a button on Gyromite, that by the time you get to move your character, your character would sometimes get crushed by one of the pillars or get defeated by a random enemy. My dad would be embarassed/disappointed by how slow the thing moved, but I never had one, only saw videos of it. Funny thing is, it’s also a playable character in Super Smash Bros. and moves a lot faster than its toy counterpart.

The things I did and was into and just the way I was as a teen, I think my Dad thinks I was cooler than him. But he spent 2 straight years fighting as a Green Beret in Vietnam. I could never match that!!!

This one opened up some wounds for me. I had a dad who really wanted me in sports. I quit baseball, I quit soccer, I quit basketball and I decided to BMX freestyle. I could just sense his disappointment after that through the end of his life as that freestyling evolved into equal areas of letting him down for the next 3 decades. Not getting married and having kids so I could experience the same disappointment was the icing on the cake.

Now I wanna buy barnyard commandos 🤣

Dont talk bad about Chuck Norris !!!

GAH! A Hero At Large reference! Damn you!

Oh I know why my dad hates me ? I'm special needs.

@trooper326

5 ай бұрын

Same.😔

My mom used to think that me and my friend were gays because we were in our closed room too much time. We had to tell her we smoked weed lol.

Hahaha your comedic style is great!

My dad bought me Barnyard Commandos he liked He Man Simon was his favorite game but I have made it to level 99 even as a kid.

Captain avenger?

Funny! Thanks, Junkman!

My metalhead friend would like your thumbnail photo.

My dad told me he supported me in my passion to eventually be an X wing pilot. I'm still trying. 😅

I'll always remember the look on my dad's face when he let me pick out a cassette tape from one of his Columbia House catalogs-- it was sheer disappointment when he saw I circled a Cyndi Lauper tape. He had almost ever Gene Watson album there was, and I think he wanted me to like country music as much as he did.

@ThatJunkman

5 ай бұрын

Gene Watson is a legend

Jon Wayne...like the serial killer?

Lmfao heman for the fashion

My dad used Lectric Shave aftershave.

@jediknightjairinaiki560

5 ай бұрын

Mine used Aqua Velva. The smell brings back memories.

@gooniesgirl1979

5 ай бұрын

@@jediknightjairinaiki560 Oooh, I don’t know that one as well. I think my mom still has a bottle in the bathroom. My dad passed away in 2015.

I totally disappointed him , I think he said something about how he should have pulled out, what ever that means? 🙋

I made a custom Captain Avenger figure! I made him out of a Famous Covers nine inch figure. Hand sewn costume and everything.

@ThatJunkman

5 ай бұрын

That’s cool

...if you're David Bowie's #1 fan.

Sounds like the dad you described at the start would love War and Bacon so your slagging Barn Yard Commandos makes zero sense!

What about the other 91 things he hates about me?

My dad always got onto me, for having long hair, and listening to Ozzy. but he liked to listen to, Dr. Hook. For those who don’t know, mostly sang about getting high and group sex.

I think I'd rather find a kid of mine eating the insides of Stretch Armstrong with a spoon than the inside of his sisters head with a trowel. (My dad never caught me doing that, by the way... as far as he was concerned, she just went to the store and never came back...) 💀😂

JM, please ask next time you use photos of my father and I in your thumbnails. God bless 🙏

The only song I remember from Tesla was their cover of Signs and my dad, who was a Vietnam vet, would have definitely been disappointed with me if he caught me listening to some lame Hippie music.

Captain avenger of troma thank you and I am 49 years old

@ThatJunkman

5 ай бұрын

Nope

WTF is captain avenger? I had to look it up. LOL. I did make the mistake of getting some Barnyard commandos for my young son way back in the early 1990s. Luckily, I got him some GI Joes as well. May he RIP, he died way too young from cancer.

@jediknightjairinaiki560

5 ай бұрын

I'm empathetic to your loss. My mom passed away due to cancer.

@GR-pv5jx

5 ай бұрын

@@jediknightjairinaiki560 Thank you. Condolences to you as well. My father-in-law also passed away from cancer about ten years after his grandson. Almost all of my parents' generation have passed now. Still have an eighty-something year old uncle left that I talk with sometimes.

@jediknightjairinaiki560

5 ай бұрын

@@GR-pv5jx It sounds like we're around the same age. I've lost my mom, all four grandparents and one of three uncles. It happens to all living things, I just wish I could better accept it and that it wasn't such a kick in the gut.

@GR-pv5jx

5 ай бұрын

@@jediknightjairinaiki560 I'm in my mid 60s and I know what you mean. It is a "kick in the gut" feeling. My last lost was my dad's older brother who was 90 passed away right before the last Thanksgiving. I used to hunt with him and my dad at my grandfather's land back in the 70s and 80s.

@jediknightjairinaiki560

5 ай бұрын

@@GR-pv5jx Ok, we're about a decade apart, I'm 52. I was at the foot of my grandpa's hospital bed (my dad's dad) when he passed. Everyone else passed in various locations when I wasn't there. The death of pets can be just as painful for different reasons.

I wish I had a girlfriend like that...🤘🏼💯✔️

Hey buddy I like Tesla!

wait a minute, Tesla was cool!

@gott2641

5 ай бұрын

That's what I thought-- I loved their cover of "Signs"!

@ThatJunkman

5 ай бұрын

That’s the song anyone ever talked about

Hahaha your comedic style is great!