10 Great Jokes That Guarantee Laughs!

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  • @LadyKoolio
    @LadyKoolio2 ай бұрын

    Godey's face while trying to figure out "42" should be framed 🤣

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    2 ай бұрын

    That is such a good idea!

  • @bleak.turtle

    @bleak.turtle

    2 ай бұрын

    @@WeGotTheChocolates framed but also put on a Christmas card with a superimposed santa hat

  • @TAINE1
    @TAINE12 ай бұрын

    Should get a compilation of just Mick laughing

  • @turtlesoul

    @turtlesoul

    2 ай бұрын

    And another of Gode's painful disappointments 😅😂😂

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    2 ай бұрын

    Hahaha okay people have asked for this so much! It’s coming 😂

  • @Pedigru

    @Pedigru

    2 ай бұрын

    @@WeGotTheChocolates It will be too long. He laughs out loud many times in every episode. Although, a 3 hour video of just Mickus busting up would be hilarious.

  • @thelegopotter

    @thelegopotter

    2 ай бұрын

    @@WeGotTheChocolates Now, we got the chocolate!

  • @jubbjubbs4

    @jubbjubbs4

    2 ай бұрын

    Thats basically what the whole show is!

  • @Killermike2178
    @Killermike21782 ай бұрын

    A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.

  • @ChrisMartin-pu6cv

    @ChrisMartin-pu6cv

    Ай бұрын

    💀

  • @phnelson033
    @phnelson0332 ай бұрын

    Unexpected item in the bagging area is far & away the best phoned-in joke of the series. Such a god-tier contribution🤘

  • @THjelm

    @THjelm

    2 ай бұрын

    Please explain! I didn't get it. (English isn't my first language, so I suppose it's an expression or something that I'm not aware of.)

  • @waynecarter2169
    @waynecarter21692 ай бұрын

    Gode's face on the race car joke was brilliant, looked like he genuinely wanted to hurt someone for that joke 😆😆😆

  • @actua99

    @actua99

    2 ай бұрын

    Normally it's Mickus losing it that makes a joke, but Gode's look of genuine annoyance really drives home that joke :P

  • @pitbullpoker42
    @pitbullpoker42Ай бұрын

    Two nuns were riding their bikes on the back streets of Rome. First nun says “I’ve never come this way before.” The second nun said “It must be the cobblestones.”

  • @HG-1318
    @HG-13182 ай бұрын

    After a long day of work, I tucked in myself for the night. Nothing else to be said, just a blanket statement.

  • @gryffinsdad1428
    @gryffinsdad14282 ай бұрын

    That #1 joke! Gold! 🤣You guys are always entertaining!

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    2 ай бұрын

    It was elite hey!

  • @erichusmann5145
    @erichusmann51452 ай бұрын

    For that 42 joke... Any Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy fans out there will go "Oh, the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything". INSTANTLY. Careful which friend groups you tell that one to, it may backfire!

  • @GoranKucar
    @GoranKucar2 ай бұрын

    That shark joke got me 🤣

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    2 ай бұрын

    Ridiculously good, haha!

  • @bleak.turtle
    @bleak.turtle2 ай бұрын

    Listen i gotta say all the giggles from the guys are the best but at one point the ABSOLUTE look of sheer delight on Leigh's face at a punch line was simply gold and worth every second. You boys (and girls) have definitely gotten me through some seriously rough times, honestly i say this from the bottom of my heart, thank you SO MUCH. Never change, always giggle. Its the best.

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    2 ай бұрын

    You're the best! Thank you so much for the comment, you've made our day. We are so glad we can help with the laughs. ♥️

  • @mattmatt920
    @mattmatt9202 ай бұрын

    Remeber all of these and they still bring tears to my eyes, not just the jokes but all the lads reactions are just top tier

  • @genoc.1905
    @genoc.19052 ай бұрын

    Nun joke is a keeper

  • @phnelson033

    @phnelson033

    2 ай бұрын

    The naan joke, however, not so much.

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    2 ай бұрын

    We put the Naan joke in purely for the puns after. 😂

  • @RealAndySkibba
    @RealAndySkibba2 ай бұрын

    Going to steal all of these and impress my friends.

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    2 ай бұрын

    You certainly will impress them.

  • @WIZARDTOWER1337
    @WIZARDTOWER13372 ай бұрын

    Hahaha that last guy sounds exactly like Fred Dibnah! What a legend

  • @MorganBird
    @MorganBirdАй бұрын

    "that's really tickling me, and not in a good way" really sent me for some reason

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    Ай бұрын

    Hahaha such a random sentence 😂

  • @stevengraham5454
    @stevengraham5454Ай бұрын

    I went to a south Korean restaurant. The meatballs were the dog's bollocks.

  • @joelzand3594
    @joelzand35942 ай бұрын

    Im definitely using the self check out again!!! So that’s how you pick up girls!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Totto87
    @Totto872 ай бұрын

    Love seeing new videos from you guys! My fav aussies by far! :D

  • @organist1982

    @organist1982

    Ай бұрын

    Definitely better than what YeahMad has become!

  • @Osama_2307
    @Osama_2307Ай бұрын

    Its always the aussies 😂

  • @mariakelleybianchi
    @mariakelleybianchi2 ай бұрын

    Thanks y'all for the laughs

  • @johnrowland3105
    @johnrowland31052 ай бұрын

    Awesome.

  • @turtlesoul
    @turtlesoul2 ай бұрын

    The brother starting off with asking off with skin how's ya knob

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    2 ай бұрын

    Too good 😂

  • @manunithianantha4659
    @manunithianantha46592 ай бұрын

    Oh YES PLEASE!

  • @bevstarrunner9472
    @bevstarrunner94722 ай бұрын

    Now you tell one, Skin

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    2 ай бұрын

    We will be waiting a while…

  • @stevenbaker107
    @stevenbaker1072 ай бұрын

    I love you all. How are you all doing? Virtual hugs to you all

  • @jeremygray6066
    @jeremygray6066Ай бұрын

    ABSOLUTELY THE BEST!!!!!!!!

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    Ай бұрын

    Loved them hey 😂

  • @poon4all
    @poon4all2 ай бұрын

    Holy shit crazy timing😂 love you guys

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    2 ай бұрын

    First in, best dressed.

  • @bloodknotharper2534
    @bloodknotharper25342 ай бұрын

    Comedy Gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Killermike2178
    @Killermike21782 ай бұрын

    Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? Because he was too far out, man!

  • @Lukecaseyshaw
    @Lukecaseyshaw2 ай бұрын

    Good gear

  • @oliverik9182
    @oliverik91822 ай бұрын

    where are the ant jokes? i was waiting for those 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ibby.M.I.786
    @Ibby.M.I.7862 ай бұрын

    10, 5, and 2 🤣

  • @Howiehamster
    @HowiehamsterАй бұрын

    How do you confuse an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from?

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    Ай бұрын

    Bang now that is good gear!

  • @Linusgump
    @Linusgump2 ай бұрын

    The BDSM joke is one I’d heard before, but it too funny not to laugh at. 😂

  • @Killermike2178
    @Killermike21782 ай бұрын

    How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1...or 2. 1...or 2.

  • @miljoy91
    @miljoy912 ай бұрын

    Blind man a deserved #1 🏆

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    2 ай бұрын

    It really did!

  • @J.L.Media.

    @J.L.Media.

    2 ай бұрын

    Absolutely.

  • @Harry_Gersack

    @Harry_Gersack

    2 ай бұрын

    Absolutely golden 😂👌

  • @Jim_86
    @Jim_86Ай бұрын

    What did they call the Terminator when he retired? The Exterminator. What do you call a pig that practice Karate? A pork chop. What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi.

  • @suedenim1142
    @suedenim11422 ай бұрын

    What’s the difference between a fridge and a bum?? The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out!😮😂

  • @cathallynch8269
    @cathallynch82692 ай бұрын

    Anyone in Britain watching might recognise number one as a joke at the end of Vicar of Dibley. Dawn French had excellent delivery and chemistry with Emma Chambers.

  • @Norton1531

    @Norton1531

    Ай бұрын

    Call me a wanker if you want, but I don’t get it………. 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @JodyHwd
    @JodyHwdАй бұрын

    Guarantee Laughs

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    Ай бұрын

    Certainly when we listened to them at least 😂

  • @arkadybron1994
    @arkadybron19942 ай бұрын

    I hate to tell you guys, but I used to do the race car gag when I was at school. (I'm 67).🤣

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    2 ай бұрын

    Haha! One of the great jokes!

  • @J.L.Media.
    @J.L.Media.2 ай бұрын

    So pleased you had the nun joke at number 1. I have told this at work several times. Definitely the best joke.

  • @davybass9
    @davybass9Ай бұрын

    What is their podcast called?

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    Ай бұрын

    We Got The Chocolates legend

  • @robert-trading-as-Bob69
    @robert-trading-as-Bob692 ай бұрын

    Why doesn't Tonga do a haka? Well, they tried, but made too much of a Tongan dance about it...

  • @LiamBriggs18

    @LiamBriggs18

    2 ай бұрын

    That's very niche 😂

  • @robert-trading-as-Bob69

    @robert-trading-as-Bob69

    2 ай бұрын

    @@LiamBriggs18 Yeah, I made too much of a song and dance about it... Story of my life, really.

  • @1979Beyond
    @1979Beyond2 ай бұрын

    as much as i have pondered, i seriously dont get the "girlfriend at the till " joke

  • @willythemailboy2

    @willythemailboy2

    2 ай бұрын

    A couple is sometimes referred to as "an item", as in "Bob and Janet have been an item since June." Then connect that with the annoying "unexpected item in the bagging area" message from self-checkout machines when the weight of the item you just scanned doesn't match the weight the item is supposed to be.

  • @andrewhayes5353
    @andrewhayes5353Ай бұрын

    Who was first? You guys or Yeahmad?

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    Ай бұрын

    We’ve never had a running race but in terms of channels… we were ?

  • @Brahd79
    @Brahd79Ай бұрын

    No fat on those jokes

  • @jaysonschuldt4428
    @jaysonschuldt44282 ай бұрын

    is that a Mr Beast t-shirt

  • @footballfraud23
    @footballfraud232 ай бұрын

    soo good (unlike mikus's jokes)

  • @triggermortis8252

    @triggermortis8252

    2 ай бұрын

    I don't know about that - "A PDF File" always cracks me up.

  • @StudioMargalima
    @StudioMargalima2 ай бұрын

    Guaranleigh laughs

  • @red2lucas
    @red2lucasАй бұрын

    Millennials 😒

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    Ай бұрын

    I frikkin a few people that called in would have been Gen X 😂

  • @gagfails4985
    @gagfails4985Ай бұрын

    None of these jokes are funny 😮

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    Ай бұрын

    Hahahaha incorrect

  • @darrenwarby32

    @darrenwarby32

    Ай бұрын

    Maybe it's because "you" don't have a sense of humour????

  • @BitsBytesBobs
    @BitsBytesBobsАй бұрын

    The only one that is remotely funny is the last one. The others are very lame. Can't quite understand the hysterics, untill i realised they are just barely adults and still have playground humour.

  • @johnpaulnoone3071
    @johnpaulnoone3071Ай бұрын

    Poor.

  • @kevinheffernan7105
    @kevinheffernan7105Ай бұрын

    crap jokes

  • @carlos-fv1rc
    @carlos-fv1rc2 ай бұрын

    Bunch of people laughing at jokes that aren’t funny at all

  • @WeGotTheChocolates

    @WeGotTheChocolates

    2 ай бұрын

    Hahaha they probably thought they were funny 😂

  • @thatoneasshat
    @thatoneasshat2 ай бұрын

    I still dont get 42 😅

  • @ExileOnDaytonStreet

    @ExileOnDaytonStreet

    2 ай бұрын

    Exactly

  • @apexprey7891

    @apexprey7891

    2 ай бұрын

    It's the answer to everything.

  • @phenomelon

    @phenomelon

    2 ай бұрын

    The joke is that if you get confused you are a casual wanker. There, I ruined it

  • @LiamBriggs18

    @LiamBriggs18

    2 ай бұрын

    It's intentionally confusing, the punchline is that the person hearing the joke is the casual wanker.

  • @simsimme1799

    @simsimme1799

    2 ай бұрын

    u must be the casual wanker

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