10 Great Jokes That Guarantee Laughs!
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Godey's face while trying to figure out "42" should be framed 🤣
@WeGotTheChocolates
2 ай бұрын
That is such a good idea!
@bleak.turtle
2 ай бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates framed but also put on a Christmas card with a superimposed santa hat
Should get a compilation of just Mick laughing
@turtlesoul
2 ай бұрын
And another of Gode's painful disappointments 😅😂😂
@WeGotTheChocolates
2 ай бұрын
Hahaha okay people have asked for this so much! It’s coming 😂
@Pedigru
2 ай бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates It will be too long. He laughs out loud many times in every episode. Although, a 3 hour video of just Mickus busting up would be hilarious.
@thelegopotter
2 ай бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates Now, we got the chocolate!
@jubbjubbs4
2 ай бұрын
Thats basically what the whole show is!
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.
@ChrisMartin-pu6cv
Ай бұрын
💀
Unexpected item in the bagging area is far & away the best phoned-in joke of the series. Such a god-tier contribution🤘
@THjelm
2 ай бұрын
Please explain! I didn't get it. (English isn't my first language, so I suppose it's an expression or something that I'm not aware of.)
Gode's face on the race car joke was brilliant, looked like he genuinely wanted to hurt someone for that joke 😆😆😆
@actua99
2 ай бұрын
Normally it's Mickus losing it that makes a joke, but Gode's look of genuine annoyance really drives home that joke :P
Two nuns were riding their bikes on the back streets of Rome. First nun says “I’ve never come this way before.” The second nun said “It must be the cobblestones.”
After a long day of work, I tucked in myself for the night. Nothing else to be said, just a blanket statement.
That #1 joke! Gold! 🤣You guys are always entertaining!
@WeGotTheChocolates
2 ай бұрын
It was elite hey!
For that 42 joke... Any Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy fans out there will go "Oh, the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything". INSTANTLY. Careful which friend groups you tell that one to, it may backfire!
That shark joke got me 🤣
@WeGotTheChocolates
2 ай бұрын
Ridiculously good, haha!
Listen i gotta say all the giggles from the guys are the best but at one point the ABSOLUTE look of sheer delight on Leigh's face at a punch line was simply gold and worth every second. You boys (and girls) have definitely gotten me through some seriously rough times, honestly i say this from the bottom of my heart, thank you SO MUCH. Never change, always giggle. Its the best.
@WeGotTheChocolates
2 ай бұрын
You're the best! Thank you so much for the comment, you've made our day. We are so glad we can help with the laughs. ♥️
Remeber all of these and they still bring tears to my eyes, not just the jokes but all the lads reactions are just top tier
Nun joke is a keeper
@phnelson033
2 ай бұрын
The naan joke, however, not so much.
@WeGotTheChocolates
2 ай бұрын
We put the Naan joke in purely for the puns after. 😂
Going to steal all of these and impress my friends.
@WeGotTheChocolates
2 ай бұрын
You certainly will impress them.
Hahaha that last guy sounds exactly like Fred Dibnah! What a legend
"that's really tickling me, and not in a good way" really sent me for some reason
@WeGotTheChocolates
Ай бұрын
Hahaha such a random sentence 😂
I went to a south Korean restaurant. The meatballs were the dog's bollocks.
Im definitely using the self check out again!!! So that’s how you pick up girls!!! 😂😂😂😂
Love seeing new videos from you guys! My fav aussies by far! :D
@organist1982
Ай бұрын
Definitely better than what YeahMad has become!
Its always the aussies 😂
Thanks y'all for the laughs
Awesome.
The brother starting off with asking off with skin how's ya knob
@WeGotTheChocolates
2 ай бұрын
Too good 😂
Oh YES PLEASE!
Now you tell one, Skin
@WeGotTheChocolates
2 ай бұрын
We will be waiting a while…
I love you all. How are you all doing? Virtual hugs to you all
ABSOLUTELY THE BEST!!!!!!!!
@WeGotTheChocolates
Ай бұрын
Loved them hey 😂
Holy shit crazy timing😂 love you guys
@WeGotTheChocolates
2 ай бұрын
First in, best dressed.
Comedy Gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? Because he was too far out, man!
Good gear
where are the ant jokes? i was waiting for those 🤣🤣🤣
10, 5, and 2 🤣
How do you confuse an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from?
@WeGotTheChocolates
Ай бұрын
Bang now that is good gear!
The BDSM joke is one I’d heard before, but it too funny not to laugh at. 😂
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1...or 2. 1...or 2.
Blind man a deserved #1 🏆
@WeGotTheChocolates
2 ай бұрын
It really did!
@J.L.Media.
2 ай бұрын
Absolutely.
@Harry_Gersack
2 ай бұрын
Absolutely golden 😂👌
What did they call the Terminator when he retired? The Exterminator. What do you call a pig that practice Karate? A pork chop. What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi.
What’s the difference between a fridge and a bum?? The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out!😮😂
Anyone in Britain watching might recognise number one as a joke at the end of Vicar of Dibley. Dawn French had excellent delivery and chemistry with Emma Chambers.
@Norton1531
Ай бұрын
Call me a wanker if you want, but I don’t get it………. 🤷🏾♂️
Guarantee Laughs
@WeGotTheChocolates
Ай бұрын
Certainly when we listened to them at least 😂
I hate to tell you guys, but I used to do the race car gag when I was at school. (I'm 67).🤣
@WeGotTheChocolates
2 ай бұрын
Haha! One of the great jokes!
So pleased you had the nun joke at number 1. I have told this at work several times. Definitely the best joke.
What is their podcast called?
@WeGotTheChocolates
Ай бұрын
We Got The Chocolates legend
Why doesn't Tonga do a haka? Well, they tried, but made too much of a Tongan dance about it...
@LiamBriggs18
2 ай бұрын
That's very niche 😂
@robert-trading-as-Bob69
2 ай бұрын
@@LiamBriggs18 Yeah, I made too much of a song and dance about it... Story of my life, really.
as much as i have pondered, i seriously dont get the "girlfriend at the till " joke
@willythemailboy2
2 ай бұрын
A couple is sometimes referred to as "an item", as in "Bob and Janet have been an item since June." Then connect that with the annoying "unexpected item in the bagging area" message from self-checkout machines when the weight of the item you just scanned doesn't match the weight the item is supposed to be.
Who was first? You guys or Yeahmad?
@WeGotTheChocolates
Ай бұрын
We’ve never had a running race but in terms of channels… we were ?
No fat on those jokes
is that a Mr Beast t-shirt
soo good (unlike mikus's jokes)
@triggermortis8252
2 ай бұрын
I don't know about that - "A PDF File" always cracks me up.
Guaranleigh laughs
Millennials 😒
@WeGotTheChocolates
Ай бұрын
I frikkin a few people that called in would have been Gen X 😂
None of these jokes are funny 😮
@WeGotTheChocolates
Ай бұрын
Hahahaha incorrect
@darrenwarby32
Ай бұрын
Maybe it's because "you" don't have a sense of humour????
The only one that is remotely funny is the last one. The others are very lame. Can't quite understand the hysterics, untill i realised they are just barely adults and still have playground humour.
Poor.
crap jokes
Bunch of people laughing at jokes that aren’t funny at all
@WeGotTheChocolates
2 ай бұрын
Hahaha they probably thought they were funny 😂
I still dont get 42 😅
@ExileOnDaytonStreet
2 ай бұрын
Exactly
@apexprey7891
2 ай бұрын
It's the answer to everything.
@phenomelon
2 ай бұрын
The joke is that if you get confused you are a casual wanker. There, I ruined it
@LiamBriggs18
2 ай бұрын
It's intentionally confusing, the punchline is that the person hearing the joke is the casual wanker.
@simsimme1799
2 ай бұрын
u must be the casual wanker