Here is one from the Netherlands translated for you. A farmer got as a birthday gift a flight in a two seater stunt airplane. Once they were in the air the pilote did a looping and the farmer said: yeah I expected that. The pilot did another looping and the farmer then said: I didn't expect that! On the ground the pilot asked the farmer what he was talking about with the expect that, didn't expect that. The farmer answered: I expected to crap my pants, I didn't expect it to run down my neck.

Godey's face while trying to figure out "42" should be framed 🤣

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 ай бұрын

That is such a good idea!

@bleak.turtle

2 ай бұрын

@@WeGotTheChocolates framed but also put on a Christmas card with a superimposed santa hat

Unexpected item in the bagging area is far & away the best phoned-in joke of the series. Such a god-tier contribution🤘

@THjelm

Ай бұрын

Please explain! I didn't get it. (English isn't my first language, so I suppose it's an expression or something that I'm not aware of.)

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.

@steiner554

2 ай бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha good one!

@ChrisMartin-pu6cv

Ай бұрын

💀

Should get a compilation of just Mick laughing

@turtlesoul

2 ай бұрын

And another of Gode's painful disappointments 😅😂😂

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 ай бұрын

Hahaha okay people have asked for this so much! It’s coming 😂

@Pedigru

2 ай бұрын

@@WeGotTheChocolates It will be too long. He laughs out loud many times in every episode. Although, a 3 hour video of just Mickus busting up would be hilarious.

@thelegopotter

2 ай бұрын

@@WeGotTheChocolates Now, we got the chocolate!

@jubbjubbs4

Ай бұрын

Thats basically what the whole show is!

Gode's face on the race car joke was brilliant, looked like he genuinely wanted to hurt someone for that joke 😆😆😆

@actua99

2 ай бұрын

Normally it's Mickus losing it that makes a joke, but Gode's look of genuine annoyance really drives home that joke :P

After a long day of work, I tucked in myself for the night. Nothing else to be said, just a blanket statement.

For that 42 joke... Any Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy fans out there will go "Oh, the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything". INSTANTLY. Careful which friend groups you tell that one to, it may backfire!

That #1 joke! Gold! 🤣You guys are always entertaining!

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 ай бұрын

It was elite hey!

Listen i gotta say all the giggles from the guys are the best but at one point the ABSOLUTE look of sheer delight on Leigh's face at a punch line was simply gold and worth every second. You boys (and girls) have definitely gotten me through some seriously rough times, honestly i say this from the bottom of my heart, thank you SO MUCH. Never change, always giggle. Its the best.

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 ай бұрын

You're the best! Thank you so much for the comment, you've made our day. We are so glad we can help with the laughs. ♥️

That shark joke got me 🤣

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 ай бұрын

Ridiculously good, haha!

Remeber all of these and they still bring tears to my eyes, not just the jokes but all the lads reactions are just top tier

Two nuns were riding their bikes on the back streets of Rome. First nun says “I’ve never come this way before.” The second nun said “It must be the cobblestones.”

Nun joke is a keeper

@phnelson033

2 ай бұрын

The naan joke, however, not so much.

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 ай бұрын

We put the Naan joke in purely for the puns after. 😂

Hahaha that last guy sounds exactly like Fred Dibnah! What a legend

Going to steal all of these and impress my friends.

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 ай бұрын

You certainly will impress them.

Its always the aussies 😂

I went to a south Korean restaurant. The meatballs were the dog's bollocks.

Love seeing new videos from you guys! My fav aussies by far! :D

@organist1982

19 күн бұрын

Definitely better than what YeahMad has become!

"that's really tickling me, and not in a good way" really sent me for some reason

@WeGotTheChocolates

27 күн бұрын

Hahaha such a random sentence 😂

Im definitely using the self check out again!!! So that’s how you pick up girls!!! 😂😂😂😂

Awesome.

Oh YES PLEASE!

Comedy Gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ABSOLUTELY THE BEST!!!!!!!!

@WeGotTheChocolates

Ай бұрын

Loved them hey 😂

Thanks y'all for the laughs

The brother starting off with asking off with skin how's ya knob

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 ай бұрын

Too good 😂

Holy shit crazy timing😂 love you guys

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 ай бұрын

First in, best dressed.

Now you tell one, Skin

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 ай бұрын

We will be waiting a while…

10, 5, and 2 🤣

I love you all. How are you all doing? Virtual hugs to you all

Good gear

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? Because he was too far out, man!

where are the ant jokes? i was waiting for those 🤣🤣🤣

How do you confuse an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from?

@WeGotTheChocolates

Ай бұрын

Bang now that is good gear!

The BDSM joke is one I’d heard before, but it too funny not to laugh at. 😂

Guarantee Laughs

@WeGotTheChocolates

22 күн бұрын

Certainly when we listened to them at least 😂

Blind man a deserved #1 🏆

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 ай бұрын

It really did!

@J.L.Media.

2 ай бұрын

Absolutely.

@Harry_Gersack

2 ай бұрын

Absolutely golden 😂👌

So pleased you had the nun joke at number 1. I have told this at work several times. Definitely the best joke.

Anyone in Britain watching might recognise number one as a joke at the end of Vicar of Dibley. Dawn French had excellent delivery and chemistry with Emma Chambers.

@Norton1531

23 күн бұрын

Call me a wanker if you want, but I don’t get it………. 🤷🏾‍♂️

How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1...or 2. 1...or 2.

What did they call the Terminator when he retired? The Exterminator. What do you call a pig that practice Karate? A pork chop. What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi.

What’s the difference between a fridge and a bum?? The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out!😮😂

I hate to tell you guys, but I used to do the race car gag when I was at school. (I'm 67).🤣

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 ай бұрын

Haha! One of the great jokes!

What is their podcast called?

@WeGotTheChocolates

Ай бұрын

We Got The Chocolates legend

as much as i have pondered, i seriously dont get the "girlfriend at the till " joke

@willythemailboy2

2 ай бұрын

A couple is sometimes referred to as "an item", as in "Bob and Janet have been an item since June." Then connect that with the annoying "unexpected item in the bagging area" message from self-checkout machines when the weight of the item you just scanned doesn't match the weight the item is supposed to be.

No fat on those jokes

Who was first? You guys or Yeahmad?

@WeGotTheChocolates

27 күн бұрын

We’ve never had a running race but in terms of channels… we were ?

Why doesn't Tonga do a haka? Well, they tried, but made too much of a Tongan dance about it...

@LiamBriggs18

2 ай бұрын

That's very niche 😂

@robert-trading-as-Bob69

Ай бұрын

@@LiamBriggs18 Yeah, I made too much of a song and dance about it... Story of my life, really.

is that a Mr Beast t-shirt

soo good (unlike mikus's jokes)

@triggermortis8252

2 ай бұрын

I don't know about that - "A PDF File" always cracks me up.

Guaranleigh laughs

Poor.

Millennials 😒

@WeGotTheChocolates

27 күн бұрын

I frikkin a few people that called in would have been Gen X 😂

None of these jokes are funny 😮

@WeGotTheChocolates

Ай бұрын

Hahahaha incorrect

@darrenwarby32

21 күн бұрын

Maybe it's because "you" don't have a sense of humour????

The only one that is remotely funny is the last one. The others are very lame. Can't quite understand the hysterics, untill i realised they are just barely adults and still have playground humour.

crap jokes

Bunch of people laughing at jokes that aren’t funny at all

@WeGotTheChocolates

Ай бұрын

Hahaha they probably thought they were funny 😂

I still dont get 42 😅

@ExileOnDaytonStreet

2 ай бұрын

Exactly

@apexprey7891

2 ай бұрын

It's the answer to everything.

@phenomelon

2 ай бұрын

The joke is that if you get confused you are a casual wanker. There, I ruined it

@LiamBriggs18

2 ай бұрын

It's intentionally confusing, the punchline is that the person hearing the joke is the casual wanker.

@simsimme1799

Ай бұрын

u must be the casual wanker