"Let's see if I can get a DUI." COP: "You won!"

@tthom2459

2 жыл бұрын

Unforgiven Trucker . . . yeah . . . 'Mission Accomplished!'

@ariesleorising9421

2 жыл бұрын

Let’s see if she can get a brain….still waiting.

@jayasmrmore3687

Жыл бұрын

@@ariesleorising9421 and 2 months later she’s STILL WAITING 😂

“We was just jokin”. Phrase heard before 50% of all arrests 🤦🏽‍♂️

@jakerockznoodles

2 жыл бұрын

It's just larks, ya know. Cute shenanigans, the little scamps we are 😛

@TiimShanks

2 жыл бұрын

I mean he didn’t actually steal anything, a good lawyer would’ve won that

@thesportsguy126

2 жыл бұрын

The other 50% "it's not my car/pants/underwear/phone/house/girlfriend.

@Elena-bk4fs

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakerockznoodles absolute scallywags !

@alansmithee4150

2 жыл бұрын

These aren't my pants!

For a long time, I was convinced I was stupid, seeing this video makes me realise that I'm not all that bad

@carlmagrath6389

Жыл бұрын

Are you in prison? No. Then you're smarter than these dummies

@samh2023

Жыл бұрын

Well you could still be stupid tbh... Being smarter than these people doesn't really say much

@AvonBarksdale411

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@sylwianilsson7618

5 ай бұрын

I'm too stupid to understand what they were thinking.

The fact that guy got arrested live on Instagram and the police officers just watching his live was hilariously funny

@AntwerpLocomotive

Жыл бұрын

Jesus is coming back soon, don't be left behind forever. Let us be glad and rejoice, and give honour to him: for the marriage of the Lamb is come, and his wife hath made herself ready. And to her was granted that she should be arrayed in fine linen, clean and white: for the fine linen is the righteousness of saints. And he saith unto me, Write, Blessed are they which are called unto the marriage supper of the Lamb. And he saith unto me, These are the true sayings of God. Revelation 19:7-9 ✝🌅

@oppothumbs1

Жыл бұрын

@@AntwerpLocomotive Jesus didn't try to make it fairer or to do away with an "imaginary" permanent hell or a lake of fire. Considering the importance of biology and environment in every individual, which leaves for limited free will, Jesus didn't know about the importance of evolution, biology, and environmental causes. He sanctioned slavery! He didn't know about germ theory! There is some free choice and less free will. But Identical Twins Separated at Birth Studies show biology is extremely important in shaping who we are and what we believe and, of course, environmental factors are important. There may be some free choice but it's a lot less than most think (scientists know better) If people don’t realize the importance of biology and the environment, they are ignorant and not logical or have no understanding of science or common science. Like You! Jesus didn't know we are the third stone from the stone but Jimi Hendrix did.

@D-Rock420

10 ай бұрын

​@@AntwerpLocomotivejust gonna leave this here......

"Needs help with regards to thinking skills" is the nicest way of saying he was dumb as a bag of sticks.

@carlosanaya4149

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously 😂

@jacquelynperry7941

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure a bag of sticks IS smarter

@julianaFinn

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that one sweeted me too.... I'm going to use that lol

@Studio732JRL

Жыл бұрын

That made me lol 🤣

@Rainok

2 ай бұрын

When your lawyer is calling you an idiot, you know you messed up

Social media is a gift to law enforcement!

@weirdautumn

2 жыл бұрын

The gift that keeps on giving

@JS-uj2yi

2 жыл бұрын

As a cj student, I approve.

@PeopleRTheProblem

2 жыл бұрын

@Shawn Stafford most people on social media are idiots

@DarkVileplume

2 жыл бұрын

Gift to law enforcement/Government *

@clarkkent1521

2 жыл бұрын

I have a friend who works for the police department and his sole job is scrolling through social media for incriminating content.

Imagine your own attorney saying you "need help in regards to thinking skills", and then going to jail

This proves that you can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it on social media everyday.

@roamingirl

Жыл бұрын

😂

I.R.S. was like, " Somebody is stealing the money we stole"

@gibsonatorhb6691

2 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@andidevlin3361

2 жыл бұрын

steal from the public - a couple years steal from the government - get a couple decades should be the other way around

@liquidz8709

2 жыл бұрын

@@gibsonatorhb6691 fr

@Incarosster

2 жыл бұрын

It's doubly dumb cause it's a well known fact taxes is how they got Al Capon when they couldn't get him on ANYTHING ELSE. Dont' mess with the IRS. Those guys don't play soft.

@l-b01josefandres44

2 жыл бұрын

I mean taxes are fairly important it has been the basis for running human civilization ever since the first civilizations have been founded in river valleys like sumeria, indus river valley civilization, china, egypt. Taxes pay for everything that we have in our civilization on a macroeconomical and macrosocial point of view, they fund our infrastructure, social subsidies, militaries, etc. sure not everyone uses these products/services provided to us but their is no other way of doing it as tested in this method, other "solutions" putten up constitutes as borderline anarchic in nature.

Homegirl straight up got a DUI in the USA.

@mtlgrrrr

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment lolol

@peanutsarecheap1997

2 жыл бұрын

Dumb-girl 😂

@esteemedmortal5917

2 жыл бұрын

“It’s a pullover in the USA!”

@ThenGetIdOffUrChest

2 жыл бұрын

U say that like its impossible

@fritzfxx

2 жыл бұрын

The sequel to the song Party in the USA

Lmao I'm still tripping off of the one dude commenting on his wanted post. Then the boys replying and tweeting back at him. And then the mug shots. Hilarious

The second someone starts a second with “we was” I know we are in for a treat.

@modernmind74

2 жыл бұрын

I think you meant "starts a sentence with".

@evanbergman574

2 жыл бұрын

@@modernmind74 he’s gotta dumb it down for the ppl who talk like that duhhhh

@modernmind74

2 жыл бұрын

@@evanbergman574 What are you talking about? Did you read my reply to the O.P.? I don't think so. Maybe you're one of those people.

@jeremyk5414

2 жыл бұрын

Such a fact 😂

@4thamendment237

2 жыл бұрын

And when he posts that he "went too jail". That's to bad 😉, Einstein. 🙄

Theft by unlawful taking? Isn’t that the definition of theft? 😂

@ZEROmg13

2 жыл бұрын

defense.........."what if i wanted it more than they did"

@slowanddeliberate6893

2 жыл бұрын

Theft can also be when someone gives you money to buy something for them, and you instead use the money for yourself. It's called theft by conversion.

@sueqbert3890

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@Marchant2

2 жыл бұрын

I assume "unlawful taking" means you had legal possession of the thing you stole.

@GravaticBurst

2 жыл бұрын

What you have to worry about is "lawful taking" which police can in some areas.

Just when you think you’ve got your head round what 'stupid' means, someone comes along and blows that definition out of the water.

That dude crying in the mugshot had me dying laughing 🤣

I live in Lakeland, Florida and I am personally very grateful to whomever it was that called the police on the dumbass girl that was driving under the influence. Thank you. 🙏

@Kb-gh2rk

2 жыл бұрын

My MIL lives in Lakeland and I have the same last name as the girl just spelled differently. Lol so weird. Totally agree with you though. Lakeland is a lovely little place. She had no business being on the road.

@lisamoul263

2 жыл бұрын

Me too! I live in Mulberry and grew up in Lakeland. She definitely needed to be caught! Thankful to whoever called 911.

@johnpaul3470

2 жыл бұрын

LookUp “Prison Fight - Choking A ChoMo” It’s hilarious! 😂 😆

@brettwhittington1818

2 жыл бұрын

Polk county’s finest right there 🤦🏻‍♂️

@nathangregory9002

2 жыл бұрын

Love how they showed a uk car in a county that uses chargers and impalas😂

Robber (who does no physical harm): 10-life for you! Child molesters and rapists: A month-15years Okay then...

@treyfriedel22

2 жыл бұрын

plug who’s sold 2 packs ever: 40 yrs even tho it’s non violent

@wildnfree101

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe have a masked gunman come to your work demanding money and threatening to kill you if you don't move quick enough, and then you will realize that the mental trauma is just as bad if not worse than the physical

@treyfriedel22

2 жыл бұрын

@@wildnfree101 that’d still be considered violent lol he put fear into people if i sell u n 8th that doesn’t make me scary lmfao

@eliassanchez420wakenbake

2 жыл бұрын

@@treyfriedel22 tell that to joe and kamala Lol

@thatdamncrow9197

2 жыл бұрын

This is not even remotely accurate Child molestation has a max sentence of 24 years Rape has a max of 15 Both rape and child molesation involve other crimes meaning you will be punished with several sentences

The dude crying in the mug shot had me dying of laughter what a complete moron 😂😂 and the sheriff's office and the neighboring city tweets took the icing on the cake for me

@gennymikel4296

Жыл бұрын

Awe, come on, whats so funny about some guy dumb enough to say "come arrest me, bitchessss? LOL

@D-M-J

Жыл бұрын

@@gennymikel4296 😂😂

@gena4638

Жыл бұрын

That was the best one on the list for sure. The "Please stay in Butler County" and "We got your room ready" took me out.

@D-M-J

Жыл бұрын

@@gena4638 same 😂

Proof that social media is the best AND worst thing to ever happen in this world.

Crying in your mug shot is the ultimate fail 😂 especially after saying you aren’t tripping about being wanted 😂

@kallen868

2 жыл бұрын

That was pretty satisfying. 😂

@robwilson4511

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@hurt1537

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@usernotfound904

2 жыл бұрын

Look how red in the face he was too. No doubt the pigs bashed his skull around a bit before taking the picture

@chiomaebethel

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I once knew a guy who was a state cop. He told a few of us this story: He was in the back of an unmarked police van with about 10 other state troopers, on the way to a picnic or something. The Sergeant driving the van went into a store to buy some beer and snacks (It was an off duty event). A few minutes later the door opened, then the van started up. The cops in the back were surprised at how fast the sarge came back. They started calling up to the front, "hey sarge, throw some beer back here!" no answer. This happened several more times, before one of the cops opened up the sliding door into the drivers area. There were two teenagers driving the van. They were quickly arrested.

@pollypockets508

2 жыл бұрын

Wow

@kwaynelovejoy8543

2 жыл бұрын

This started like a classic limerick... I once knew a guy who reeked of bacon and shit, he carried a gun and loved to draw it. He saw my granny trying to cross the street, shot her with pepper spray and with his baton, began to beat... Gran cried out "I cant fucking breathe", and this porkball chuckled as he applied his knee...

@robertpalin2161

2 жыл бұрын

@@kwaynelovejoy8543 party on Wayne….

@kwaynelovejoy8543

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertpalin2161 Party on, Garth

@Luka-DanteGodofMischief

2 жыл бұрын

@Andrew Johnson because they were going to a police event..off duty or not it was still an event for cops held by cops..

I grew up around a lot of criminals. I can tell you from personal experience that they are not the brightest bulbs in the pack although they all tend to think they're criminal masterminds. Of course, the fact that they keep getting caught and spending at least 50% of their lives behind bars does nothing to deter this opinion.

I did a lot of dumb shit when I was younger, but I never filmed myself doing it.

I guess that the last girl thought she was going to be able to use the money that she stole to bribe the police or hire an expensive attorney. . . ."What do you _mean_ I can't use the money from the alleged crime for a lawyer?! That's BS!"

@InfamoussDBZ

2 жыл бұрын

21 years. That's about 7.5 years in federal prison and 3 years in jail. So 10.5 total, I think.

@mawfackinmoodyakamoodstera9615

2 жыл бұрын

@@InfamoussDBZ nope. You get a ridiculously small amount of time off for good behaviour in the feds. Like basically none.

@InfamoussDBZ

2 жыл бұрын

@@mawfackinmoodyakamoodstera9615 yeah but you do half your sentence before being released on probation. If you fuck up on probation you do your full sentence.

@kberry

2 жыл бұрын

@@InfamoussDBZ no you do not. You have to do 85% of your time in federal prison and that does not include probation so she is looking at roughly 18 years. THEN probation. Maybe she should have thrown in a dead body too because you have people comitting murder and doing less time in some cases.

@traciescott1871

2 жыл бұрын

😂She didn't think that all the way through................................................ Along with the other degenerates on this video. I'm still laughing at the sheer stupidity. No regard for the livelihood of others as well as their own. God, please help 'em. Young too... Throwing away their futures for 5 minutes of fame from people that don't put $1 on their commissary..smh.

"Incompetent criminal." Such beautiful words

That guy claiming that he didn't commit robbery because he was polite and didn't "demand the money" clearly doesn't know how that would play out in a court of law. Also, the people commiting crimes for social media fame are absolutely moronic.

18:43 "It's hard to argue your innocence, when you documented the crime yourself."

Even dumber than these criminals is the justice system that keeps giving them light sentences and probation.

Social media really speeds up natural selection and I love it lol

shout out to the people who called on the drunk driver, very well may have saved a life

@D-M-J

Жыл бұрын

Correction multiple lives

@morrissieh6371

Жыл бұрын

@@D-M-J "Lives," not, "Life's."

@D-M-J

Жыл бұрын

@@morrissieh6371 oof sorry thank you for the correction it must of auto correct

@junglekutz5625

Жыл бұрын

It's actually hard (at times) to confirm how actively crazy folk that perform with their every day likable "personalities", is. How is it possible to have enough sense to log onto whatever platform for attention?!? But the reality that you could have killed individuals with your driving skills wasn't apparently something you should have checked yourself on. Her excitement about her viewer count confirms her conscious choices.

The last one was the most satisfying one. To think she thought she ran a whole city is laughable. Some of these bums really think they hold some sorta power. Legends in their own minds.

@RMBlake007

3 ай бұрын

There's an apt Biblical saying for that woman's life story, "Pride goes before the fall".

Love that one dudes logic …. As long as you’re polite or ask nicely then it’s not robbery. Gotcha. Imma have to remember that 😂🙄🤦🏻‍♀️🙄

"Hey Andrew, we got your room ready" < -- wins for me!

I’m glad I grew up in the era when we didn’t record or post the dumb shit we did 🤣

@helenm2169

2 жыл бұрын

totally

@massflate6635

2 жыл бұрын

Right . I am with that for sure

@janasmith1682

2 жыл бұрын

For real!

@YaoZerZ

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, I'd be in real trouble lol

@RiderBlitz1.0

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

My favourite was the guy that commented on his wanted photo, that made me laugh. And his mug shot! I cant .😂

I love that. "Drug charges have gone down, is the war on drugs working?" "Impossible." "Must be something else."

That story about Arlando who stole from the bank that he worked at pissed me off. Some are trying their hardest to get a job and yet he gets one and just throws it away smh.

@saflip969

2 жыл бұрын

hard to get a job? how so? With covid 19, there are Plenty of businesses looking for applicants. no lie....

@Sh_Wh

2 жыл бұрын

@@saflip969 if you are a college kid living off of mom and dad and are looking for a side job outside of class you are set. Most of the available jobs barely pay much for one to live off of fully on their own.

@saflip969

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sh_Wh i beg the differ... No one wants to work because the gov still giving lazy adults unemployment checks $300+. come to the mid west i can offer some job with great career benefits 😉

@Sh_Wh

2 жыл бұрын

@@saflip969 everybody in the US can’t move to your area. They have to make do where they are at and are currently sending out a bunch of applications to actual good paying jobs and getting denied. I travel all over the US and see that myself.

@elinalukaziak693

2 жыл бұрын

@@saflip969 you sound so privileged omg

The moment I hear "aspiring rapper", I can't stop laughing for so many, many reasons!

@_j5126

2 жыл бұрын

why? i havent seen the whole video yet lol

@alexanderfuller5988

2 жыл бұрын

yeah that guy was an idiot but it's not cool to laugh at people's dreams tho.

@wrf8245

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderfuller5988 when your dream is to be a part of something that is a shit stain on society and communities of color, I would laugh.

@alexanderfuller5988

2 жыл бұрын

@@wrf8245 lmfao ok bud

@Arnell_Long

2 жыл бұрын

@@wrf8245 Metal and some other Genres aren't any better. But honestly, each music genre has positive songs and negative songs.

Money truly makes people delusional. That woman thought she could fight the irs by snitching on her self.

the bank robber note being so polite is too funny

imagine the hurt of appealing your sentence, being granted said appeal, and being given the same sentence again LMAO

@zaydensmama11

Жыл бұрын

That's what her d*mb a** gets too 🤣🤣🎯

@AvonBarksdale411

10 ай бұрын

She was definitely the start of this show hahaha

Dumbest Criminal I ever came across was the "friend" of mine who broke into my parents' house and burgalized it. He left a perfect set of hand & fingerprints on the bedroom window he used for entry, and the local police had no trouble tracking him down. We were no longer friends after this event....

@blackice9088

2 жыл бұрын

@J.B Cooper To put it simply he stole money, and a few of my possessions when he broke in. He was sent by his parents with a cheque that he was supposed to give to my parents for restitution, but he f*cked off with it instead (and I'm guessing he must have forged one of my parents' signatures and cashed it) he was found on the following Sunday night in the city, drunk and stoned on hash, having spent pretty much all of the money from the cheque...My parents even got an order against him, he was then not allowed to come anywhere near the house, or he would have been arrested...

@Stacy-

2 жыл бұрын

@J.B Cooper - You're kidding right? Any a-hole that had the nerve to break into your house, would you stay friends with? That's the ultimate betrayal and break of trust.

@Stacy-

2 жыл бұрын

@J.B Cooper - I'm calm. That's why I asked because it wasn't clear. There are some people that lack common sense in the comment section.

@stefanmore5454

2 жыл бұрын

Lack of common sense well displayed.

@nehpetsrellek2750

2 жыл бұрын

@J.B Cooper some people can't see humor.

He said "He needs serious help in regards to.....thinking skills." 😂😂😂

I'm laughing at the polite bank robber lol

I’m a retired Prosecutor and Judge and have always thought it was a good thing crooks are so stupid. In one trial, in my Circuit Court, a guy charged with kidnapping his ex girlfriend testified that he had kidnapped her for her own protection and he would never hurt her. But it turns out, that the smart prosecutor had the goods on this dope. You see, he had shot this same woman six times in the chest and left her to die on a canal bank and had just gotten out after 10 years in prison. If he had not testified that he would never hurt her, the prosecutor would have not been able to put his shooting her into evidence. I Sentenced him to life in prison and he lost every appeal all the way to the Supreme Court.

@alyssahamlett

2 жыл бұрын

Def a win

@moodiblues2

2 жыл бұрын

@@alyssahamlett ?

@John-ir4id

Жыл бұрын

Wait... you're a retired judge or prosecutor?

@moodiblues2

Жыл бұрын

@@John-ir4id Both plus Probation Officer. I was a Baltimore City Juvenile Probation Officer from 1975 to 1980, Palm Beach Assistant States Attorney from 1980 to 1986 when I became a Palm Beach County Judge. I retired in the early to mid 2000s. I’m getting a percentage of retirement pensions from each service. I was a Baltimore City teacher for 6 miserable months, not long enough to have vested pension rights. So when I make a comment about some criminal law situation I draw a little from each job experience. Hell, I worked in a gas station, a pet store and as a life guard, paying my way through college. When I was a Probation Officer I went to court a lot and I saw many dumb, incompetent lawyers and I figured, hey, maybe I can be a lawyer too (if that jerk made it). As a Prosecutor I went before Judges who weren’t too bright and figured that maybe I could do that too. I was incredibly lucky too; I admit that. I came to these jobs when there were lots of openings. I might not be able to accomplish what I did, if I were starting out now. It’s much harder now. Florida was actually advertising out of state to get lawyers when I started out. When I became a Judge, there were only eleven of us for the largest county, land wise, in Florida. There are probably thirty plus Judges now I figure and ten lawyers on every corner here now.

@John-ir4id

Жыл бұрын

@@moodiblues2 Well, that's impressive. Thank you for the clarification.

"There's a decrease in this crime. That definitely means they're doing other crimes." "Sir, you know you were doing the speed limit, and that's suspicious."

@imgreen1289

2 жыл бұрын

Right, that line sounded very... skevy, and gross. As if crime is just in our nature.

@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro

2 жыл бұрын

@@imgreen1289 well…it kinda is. Not sure if ur statement was sarcastic, but yea most of us are smart enough to *not* break the law at every turn lol

@priyamanobal

2 жыл бұрын

@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro huh?

@smileyattitude6807

Жыл бұрын

Seriously

I had just moved to Tampa and worked for a financial institution. This was BIG and so many people were involved. Mainly adults under 25. Smh was ridiculous

the girl driving drunk is so infuriating

Cops and prosecutors must love social media. Criminals do all the work for them

Social media is really the best thing that's happened for law enforcement.

@raikantoppeni4240

2 жыл бұрын

Especially when dumb criminals use it😩😂

@leechaney3703

2 жыл бұрын

Cell phones are #1

@56585656587

Жыл бұрын

Tell that to the Baltimore PD.

@MovementGraffiti

Жыл бұрын

all by design 👁

@gennymikel4296

Жыл бұрын

So damn true. The cops told me years ago "can ya git a cunfeshun or sumthin on video? Now the criminals say "here ya's go Miss Ginny, and the sound quality is great. By duh way, yuh should buy my rap album."

I prefer the private/quiet life over social media. These days you can’t do shit without every1 knowing

Special thanks to all the participans! Thank you for entertaining us-the boring people of society.

"Lets see if I could get a dui." *Gets DUI*

@johnbedoinecom5158

2 жыл бұрын

It’s crazy, moments like that should be a reminder that we create our reality

Is Andrew crying in the mugshot??😂😂😂😂 He's dumb for commenting and pretty sure he regretted his choice

@JJ-bp1yp

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@louniece1650

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@esteemedmortal5917

2 жыл бұрын

*sniffling* but I don’t wanna face the consequences for my actions! What a baby

"The police can't catch me if I never get away with my crimes." -Criminals with infinite IQ 😎

Only sentenced to 2 years and 11 months for robbing a bank. Surely they took into account his obvious cognitive impairment.

“Robbery is demanding something. I didn’t do that, I asked nicely, so I didn’t rob anyone” 😑 🙄

@mchenrynick

2 жыл бұрын

Boy, that's got to be the dumbest comment. It's robbery, just not ARMED robbery...

@vanessapyo7331

2 жыл бұрын

@@douglloyd7797 ... I really hope your comment was a joke.

@theriddick2735

2 жыл бұрын

@@douglloyd7797 Hahahaha. Oh man, are you an idiot?! Asking for a few quid off your parents is not the same as demanding over $150k from a cashier at a bank!

@theriddick2735

2 жыл бұрын

@Robert M Smart? If he had an ounce of intelligence he would know no one gets away with robbery in the age of Big Brother & social media. I don't buy he only did it for a 'rap career'. (As though music moguls are watching the news scouting for 'talent'!) If that was the case then why would it matter if the dye pack in 'exploded' if money wasn't the primary objective? If not using a weapon or violence makes a person 'smart' then we're all doomed.

@XrisSmiles

2 жыл бұрын

Vanessa Pyo, you look good baby.

Delinquent always sounds so funny to me.

@noiexist8684

2 жыл бұрын

Mikeyy-kun!! - get the reference and you are cool

@jizmackdagusia9566

2 жыл бұрын

It's one of my favorite words. I use it almost on the daily, for example, when I see someone wearing socks with sandals I'd call that person a delinquent.

@Forflipsake

2 жыл бұрын

Vagabond always gets me 😂

@shaunsouthard4143

2 жыл бұрын

What's delinquent mean? They stay in trouble constantly and they are under age

@Shoorit

2 жыл бұрын

@@shaunsouthard4143 when used here delinquent means offending by neglect or violation of duty or of law. Someone who tends to commit crime, particularly minor crime.

Food for thought: If you successfully break the law and get away with it, *DON’T POST IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA*

@simmiesim321

Жыл бұрын

You’d think that would be the first rule but you can’t teach stupid 😂😂😂

This is like a Guide of what NOT to do for criminals😂

My brother is an insurance adjuster. People brag about causing intentional damages or burning down their homes on social media.

Why do people put a stack of cash to their ear? It just looks ridiculous ...

@marcellee4181

2 жыл бұрын

the money callin

@danielzerich2179

2 жыл бұрын

@@marcellee4181 but it's not though

@samfabia6531

2 жыл бұрын

Ghetto culture

@rogeryates3318

2 жыл бұрын

Money talks...

@mayfield0707961

2 жыл бұрын

“Y’all on the gram holding money to your ear, there’s a disconnect we don’t call that money over here”

It is amazing to me how addicted to their phones some people are. I saw a guy the other day almost get run over crossing the street because he was looking down at his phone.

How's Wells Fargo going to press charges on someone for stealing people's money????

@chioptnstdr3448

2 жыл бұрын

How about it I swear 👍🏽👍🏽

@jerroldpeden9136

2 жыл бұрын

Never deal with wells Fargo again got charged 500dollars for phone calls I didn't make checking my pay they said

@asterix7842

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the local DA that presses charges.

@Mexican_Marauder

2 жыл бұрын

@@asterix7842 it was a joke about how Wells Fargo stole millions from people and ruined their lives. Not about how they can actually sue.

Imagine the cops following you in social media & saying wait for it he is going do something dumb any minute now 🤔

Had me rolling! Love it when criminals catch themselves! The narrorator is hilarious!

I really love it when an idiot manages to successfully get an appeal, and then get sentenced to the exact same amount of time as the original sentence. 😂

The way he wears his hat says alot about his decision making.

@samuel-fi7qi

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@Twilley123

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@exitstay1955

2 жыл бұрын

Their bad grammar is absolute cringe.

@downsideuppoundcakedog

2 жыл бұрын

Somebody should slap it straight. And slap some sense into him.

@violabolden4742

2 жыл бұрын

Bruhhhhh😂

"I didn't demand" Him not demanding: "I need 150,000 bands right now!!"

I did some temp work at a warehouse and they would do mandatory drug tests as you normally operated heavy machinery. One guy posted on his Snapchat story smoking a joint in his uniform saying “can’t do shit to me”. 5 minutes later he posted a picture saying “just been sacked hahah” apparently they didn’t even test him they just saw his story. Big brain time

Who hires that guy at a bank? 🤣

Kinda sad how people are pretyy much willing to do anything... just to be famous . The level of arrogance social media has created is disruptive to our growth as a species .I'm ashamed of what we have become.✌

@MrThetit

2 жыл бұрын

I’m more bothered by the amount of people that do nothing about it and/or watch it and encourage them

@theriddick2735

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrThetit Exactly! It's just like those idiots who say "don't hate the player, hate the game." As if that validates their stupidity.

@Sneakdisscommentbelow

2 жыл бұрын

If social media was never a thing, we'd be better ppl and probably advanced in society to who can imagine what level. That's why mines been deleted for over a year and all I do online is KZread.

@GGE415

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and it overwhelmingly seems a lot is withheld, just rolling with the punches here

@Jenna2k

2 жыл бұрын

It was here long before social media but now we don't live blissfully unaware. Social media didn't change us it just made it easier to see who each other are.

The only way to know there was 'hardly any fuel in the car' would be to actually try and get the fuel out, 01:22 which you wouldn't need to do to take a 'joke' picture. 🤓 "LOL I went to jail over facebook" na, you went to jail 'cos you got caught! 😁👍

@sueqbert3890

2 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah he went to jail because he was stealing. Not because of Facebook

@esteemedmortal5917

2 жыл бұрын

If you wouldn’t find it funny to have gas siphoned out of your car, chances are good no one else does. What a lame excuse!

@sueqbert3890

2 жыл бұрын

@Gregarious so in hind sight, there are a lot of dumb people out there lol

The irony of people using a smart device to record themselves doing stupid things and then posting it online The one with the guy handing the teller a note asking for money reminded me of a guy I met years ago when I lived in Reno, NV. He apparently had robbed a couple of small casinos in the 70’s and got away with roughly $500k. He got caught about 5 years later because he got drunk one night and told a prostitute he hired what he did. She told the police because he refused to tip her after they hooked up for the night. He ended up serving 15 years in federal prison. He said that night was the last time he drank alcohol.

My husband is a Police Officer. He said that Social Media has been a blessing for law enforcement!!

Fun fact: the main place bounty hunters look is social media, because they might have accounts and pictures tagging the places they were.

Haha that guy was like “robbing is demanding the money and all I did was ask for it” but the first sentence of his note was I need 150,000 bands right now!!

@drippyvlogs8896

2 жыл бұрын

He was right

@blindian7284

2 жыл бұрын

Drippy Vlogs he didn’t ask he demanded

@toomanyopinions8353

2 жыл бұрын

I think maybe he meant he didn’t make any threats?

@donavinharbaugh1270

2 жыл бұрын

In a bank robbery situation when money is demanded from the robber a threat is implied

‘We was just standing there..’ That in itself says a great deal.

I wish I could say I was shocked about how idiotic people can be.

The guy who robbed the bank with the note shouldn't have got time, he was right, he asked so politely. He even left a smiley face at the end of the note 😂😂😂

@dkrevell4406

Жыл бұрын

he didnt even make any threats how was it a robbery lmfao

@wnytrashtrucks

Жыл бұрын

​@@dkrevell4406it is the feds they don't play

@joekaunietis538

Жыл бұрын

I think that was just cash withdrawal. He didn't use a gun, he didn't threatened, he just asked. I'm surprised they didn't no. If they did he probably just be ah, alright and walk out.

@karinamarkina301

11 ай бұрын

he is so cute u can’t blame the lady

Their friends on Facebook: Free the homie, they ain't even do nothin.

I'm truly blown away by the guy who robbed a bank on Instagram! Wow 😳

Some look to get away with crime while some look to get caught....these are truly most dumbest criminals in the world. SMFH. Like someone said....social media is a true gift to law enforcement.

#4 is also a fun karma story. One of the girls was my sister's bully and her mom who lost everything cause of her daughter was my mom's bad coworker. The rotten apple had not fallen far from the rotten tree.

I love dumb criminals and I really love seeing justice being served. Nothing is more satisfying.

@williamsherman1089

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that last broad was the best I thought, she thought she was pretty slick

6:36 lol when your own lawyer blasts you

Imagine winning the appeal only to get the exact same sentence 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Luka-DanteGodofMischief

2 жыл бұрын

Or worse more time lmao

The Police were like "wtf wheres the drugs? the drugs are decreasing. how are the dealers making money???" IRS: "They're stealing our stolen money!"

I was "on the job" for 22 years. My favorite quote...."thank God for the mentality of some criminals...TALK ABOUT JOB SECURITY!" 🤣

After the first one, I was hooked. This video made my day. Thank you! 😊

That last one, most definitely. Not only do you admit to your crime, but you tell the authorities that charges won't stick??

the last one was just embarrassing lmao

This should be a whole series.. hint hint 😂

@jengsci8268

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed. Plenty of material. There is no shortage of dumb and/or criminals! 😂

Loved the charge on the siphon guy - theft by unlawful taking. I mean, isn’t that what theft is? Unlawful taking?

This was not social media related but there was a Polish author named Krystian Bala. He brutally murdered a man and was never caught up until the time where he wrote a book called “Amok” in which the antagonist in the book also described how he killed his victims exactly how he did the killing. The police were informed how parts of the book was linked to the real killings that time. He got arrested but his book sales skyrocketed. That’s one way to sell a book, I guess.

HAHAHA that Marcum and his comment on law enforcement wanted post.. that was hilarious 😂😂😂

@biancabianca296

2 жыл бұрын

I saw the name and just knew he was from Hamilton, Ohio. 😂 They breed them a lil different in Hamilton. Can’t sit at the grown up table until you get a lil jail time. Classy town…

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@anonymousstrangeness7348

2 жыл бұрын

It woulda been kinda funny if Whitney Beall had vomited on livestream. - Lucky, though, that she wasn't vomiting while driving drunk

@eddyhoopin

2 жыл бұрын

hey your voice got really deep last video you had a high pitch girl voice but now ur voice is pretty deep

@angeldark8812

2 жыл бұрын

The bank teller lol. Nope, the tax fraud queen 🤣

@BigDook81

2 жыл бұрын

All of them are fuckin idiots…

@cindyfay973

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

Imagine that your job is to just surf the local area’s community feed for crime 😂

Never ever steal money. The IRS hates competition.

10:24 Can only look so tough while holding a CapriSun