Number 5 is definitely a conversation you'd get from pressing the witness in-game.

@VixYW

Жыл бұрын

I almost forgot it wasn't the actual game for a moment there. Maybe the writers were really onto something when they made the dialogue instead of just being silly for the sake of it.

@notagamer2452

Жыл бұрын

lowkey think it's Elaine's tactics

@chrisschoenthaler5184

Жыл бұрын

I have actually read that one before. It’s truly hilarious that this was a genuine courtroom transcript.

Number 5 felt like an actual AA quote if you press the witness on an obviously wrong/dumb statement just to see what would happen.

@dustin202

3 ай бұрын

You would definitely take damage from it

number 5 isnt just a roast, it's a literal nuclear blast

@sentientmustache8360

Жыл бұрын

It’s a fucking solar flare

@FireFoxie1345

Жыл бұрын

It’s the whole sun

@darkgreen3047

Жыл бұрын

Its heat death

@WackoMcGoose

Жыл бұрын

_Get ready to see some Thestrals, 'cuz you just witnessed a murda~_

Everyone talkin' about how great #5 was, but I do gotta admit that while not as funny, #7 was also great and also to me just sounds like a line in Ace Attorney already.

@Nintentohtori

Жыл бұрын

Oath might as well not exist in the universe of Ace Attorney.

@GreenEyedPsycho

Жыл бұрын

@@Nintentohtori witnesses will actively lie to you mid-trial *TO YOUR FACE*

@paroperha

Жыл бұрын

Its also exactly what Wellington would say

@LoudWaffle

Жыл бұрын

Number 7 was a way funnier roast imo

@Kipwich

Жыл бұрын

The presentation of 7 feels wittier.

number 10 really said "have you ever had a dream that"

@ManFreedFromKarma

Жыл бұрын

That you um you had

@noiwontsignyourarmpit5263

Жыл бұрын

@@ManFreedFromKarma you'd you would you could

@Vassilinia

Жыл бұрын

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

@helper_bot

Жыл бұрын

@@Vassilinia I don't go ever, if you ask they would run over?

@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup

Жыл бұрын

How much do drive to looking hospital whilst plane u-turn 150$?

Number 11: "Are you not-not not-not not-not not-not not-not guilty?" "Yes?" "Your Honor, I rest my case."

@RuyVuusen

Жыл бұрын

"No." *"F**k, he's good!"*

Oof, number 5 was savage!

@hvnsl

Жыл бұрын

LMFAO IKR 💀💀💀

@casesater

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀

@notspoileratall5471

Жыл бұрын

Damn. But also, number 7??

@knightofarkronia9968

Жыл бұрын

@@notspoileratall5471 Yeah, that one too. 5 just struck harder for me.

"Did he kill you?" "Sadly, yes. But I lived!"

@OmniscientWarrior

Жыл бұрын

Or from ice age, Did you die? Yes. But I lived!

The fact that if I saw this without context I would immediately believe they're from the actual games and not even think twice about it

"If I weren't under oath I'd return the compliment" ooooof

"It was Number 5. Number 5 roasted my brother."

@BazukinBelyugovich

Жыл бұрын

1: "You are my fire" 2: "My one desire" 3: "Believe when I say" 4: "I want it that-a way" Jake: "Tell me why" All: "Ain't nothing but a heartache" Jake: "Tell me why" All: "Ain't nothing but a mistake" Jake: "Now no. 5" 5: "I never want to hear you say" Jake: "Whoo!" All: "I want it that-a way"

@TwoHeadedMeerkat

Жыл бұрын

@@BazukinBelyugovich I don't really know what you're doing, but I think I like it.

@BazukinBelyugovich

Жыл бұрын

@@TwoHeadedMeerkat It's a reference from "Brooklyn 99", the op is from the same scene.

@OmniscientWarrior

Жыл бұрын

Oh, I forget we were doing that.

Reality truly beats fiction. If you put these in a story, it would be considered too dumb to be true, lol. You can't make this shit up.

@digaddog6099

Жыл бұрын

I remember reading about these quotes a while back apparently they are fake. Cant check though. The website didn't cite sources

@nathanmarshall745

Жыл бұрын

The "what year?" "Every year" bit is taken straight from the movie Hot Fuzz

@MSCDonkeyKong

Жыл бұрын

number 5 could have been a quote

@reginabillotti

Жыл бұрын

@@nathanmarshall745 Or it's an old joke that Hot Fuzz happened to use

@indiana47

Жыл бұрын

@@digaddog6099 5 at the very least is since that isn't how autopsies work.

He said "I have to kill you because you can identify me!" Did he kill you? What my response would have been: "Your honor, permission to lie under oath."

You should have used the one where it was like “So, how was your marriage terminated?” “By death.” “Whose death?”

@tygical

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@VeryPeeved

Жыл бұрын

to be fair, it could have been someone else's death.

@tygical

Жыл бұрын

@@VeryPeeved true

@kurtmatteson4914

Жыл бұрын

@@VeryPeeved In that case, whose death?

Mia was so bewildered by the question she literally got a new sprite.

I love the “All responses must be oral” for so many reasons. 1. It’s exactly how I think and what I would do. 2. The attorney asks the second question after receiving the response to the first. 3. What other kind of response could there be to ‘What school did you attend?’ that isn’t spoken? Flashing numbers with your fingers? Tapping morse code on the stand?

@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179

Жыл бұрын

Have an attorney talk for you? Imagining the responses and not communicating them?

@mariahsarona3712

Жыл бұрын

I don't know the context, but it seems the witness was being a little uncooperative, so they were probably giving noncommittal answers like shrugging, making an "idk" sound, or just not answering. In the lawyer's attempt to get them to give more direct answers, this clip was born. That's my theory, at least

@kieronireikets7884

Жыл бұрын

Nodding, mainly. When I was on grand jury, things were recorded, so the lawyer would have to tell people to say stuff out loud for the record

@jayp.7197

Жыл бұрын

It's not just for that question. It's for all of them, including yes/no questions, at which point someone can simply nod or shake their head. This doesn't work as the court reporter needs to write down what is said, and a non-verbal response would not be able to be recorded.

@OmniscientWarrior

Жыл бұрын

Though, flashing numbers with hand is a thing, normally they do that but with words using this amazing thing known as sign language.

These are so in-character too.

Tbf I think most of these questions are meant to test the sanity of the witness, but I’m not sure

@MSCDonkeyKong

Жыл бұрын

not number 10

there's no way that Desiree should be 'susan', Ron would never cheat on her!!!

@ManFreedFromKarma

Жыл бұрын

I didn’t know who else to put 😭

@OvisArries

Жыл бұрын

@@ManFreedFromKarma I was gonna say old bag but then I also thought “who even would date her in the first place?”

@Stoopid420

Жыл бұрын

@@OvisArries the judge probably

@rhysjonsmusic

Жыл бұрын

@@ManFreedFromKarma April May maybe?

@ManFreedFromKarma

Жыл бұрын

@@Stoopid420 Honestly, I can see it. She even has the red nail polish the judge was talking about!

5 and 7 are too good😭

I think I finally deciphered number 10. "When he went (either to the station or an undisclosed location), if you and her had joined him, excluding restraints on her, would he have brought you and her with him to the station?"

@elisabethsun7059

Жыл бұрын

I think I somehow got that but also not at the same time- idk sometimes I just half-process things but I can give an answer when it counts, just not when I don’t actually have to though (I’ll completely blank and mess up EVERYTHING) Edit: I usually do this when it comes to math, I can speed-run the test in less than or around 1/3 the time allowed (while having not studied at all, missing my textboook for the entire year, and being zoned out for 80% of the lessons) with little to no mistakes but I’ll completely fail if I try to take the solution and put it into a properly-structured sentence.

@ManFreedFromKarma

Жыл бұрын

@@elisabethsun7059 I’ve never related to a comment more

@BuriedFlame

Жыл бұрын

_"I'd like to say something without saying it to get you to reveal information."_

@rarebeeph1783

Жыл бұрын

the funny thing is, if you assume "when he went" is referring to the station, the question is tautological (i.e. always "yes") it's like asking "if you and her had joined him, would you and her have joined him?"

@jonquilgemstone

Жыл бұрын

So..."If you and her had joined him, would he have brought you there?" Which is still a dumb question, lol 😆

Number 5 definitely belongs on trial because that doctor committed a murder

@OmniscientWarrior

Жыл бұрын

After spending a long time figuring out how people died and discovering cover ups, he learned well how to kill in plain sight and get away with it. It is like an algebraic equation, the not you learn of one side, the more you discover about the other.

"You forgot? How can you forget? Give us an example of something you forgot!"

Number 7 feels like an actual line from an Ace Attorney game

“If I weren’t under oath, I’d return the compliment” DAMN LMAO

There's also: "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?" "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?" and who can forget: "Were you present when your picture was taken?"

I'm pretty sure Number 2 is a scene from Hot Fuzz. Though I guess somebody could have seen that movie and thought to be a smartass.

@DarkSymphony777

Жыл бұрын

It is from hot fuzz. Specifically the scene where sergeant angel realized that the pub was selling to minors and asking them for their birth years

Number 7 is just a complete annihilation.

that last question... there's an italian professional anime dubber who makes every dialogue sound like that

i hate the fact that number 10 is ENTIRELY grammatically correct 💀💀💀

@tomasacuna9860

Жыл бұрын

Except “you and she” should be “you and her”

#3 is my personal favorite. "What did he say when he woke up that morning?" "He said... "Where am I, Cathy?"" "And why did that upset you?" "My name is *Susan."*

The poor court stenographers...

Now these guys are not just clowns but the entire circus xD

@floofzykitty5072

Жыл бұрын

Fancy seeing you here ray ^^

Holy shit, number 7 just straight up committed a fucking murder in court

1:16 That made me cackle in the best way. Hobo Phoenix is delightful!

I've seen number 5 so many times, it never fails to make me laugh.

"What year?" "Every year!" Are you sure that's not from the game?

#7 would fit so well in an actual ace attorney trial

that doctor was straight up committing homicide in the courtroom

0:10 “What year?” “Every year.” “Get out.”

Number 8 annoys me just because they phrased that wrong, is ATTEMPTED suicide, not commited!! They just make themselves look bad just because they stated things wrong 😬

number four is really just feels like an average conversation with meekins god i love him so much

Number 5 is iconic

Number 3 was a huge bruh moment

"Thank you. If I weren't under oath, Id return the compliment."

I've seen number 5 so often. It definitely has that crafted feel of something that was either made up, or changed in the telling to be more perfect. And seems to miss that...was removing the brain done by someone BEFORE he started attending to the corpse? Or did he fail to check those things before removing the brain?

@blayer69

Жыл бұрын

Could've been an accident so bad that the brain ended up outside the skull. Now why put the brain in a jar on a desk... nontheless, still possible probably.

@sarahmorris4575

Жыл бұрын

I mean, the question was about whether he checked *before* starting the autopsy. I feel like removing the brain would be considered starting the autopsy.

@OmniscientWarrior

Жыл бұрын

The brain was not in the body when they were shipped to his work center.

I had heard of number 5 before, and it will always be my favorite

This video is only 4 weeks old. How does it already feel like a classic

Number 10 is speculation. I don't know if speculation is allowed in Japan, but it usually isn't in the U.S.A. Therefore, it is right to object to it.

Number 2 is something Larry would actually say lmao

Number 5 holy shittttttt the subtility

Number seven had me rolling 😭

7 was BRUTAL. And Hobo Phoenix would just troll Apollo in 8

Worst food? *Pizza with black bean paste as sauce.*

1:07 That is, one of the hardest burns.

Some of these are gold. Do you have the sources because I need context for why number 7 chose violence.

@ManFreedFromKarma

Жыл бұрын

All I have is that excerpt from the transcript! I’m not sure why he decided to choose violence 😭

Everyone just for reference I am pretty sure that these came from a book named Disorder in the Court so check that out if you want

BRO 7 KILLED ME

NUMBER 5 LMAOOOOO

The brain is usually the last thing exposed in an autopsy, tho. What happened to this person that their brain was already in a jar before the autopsy began?!

Thank you Mia

Tbf they have to be that stupidly specific to be stupidly clear in a lawsuit

Doctor did great on law boi lmao 😂

Bruh the fucking burn that Doctor made!

Number 7 is a big *_O O F_*

Lmao n° 2 shares my birthday!

@MrBii03

Жыл бұрын

What year? (Every year)

We’re they alive before the brain was removed? Or did they check for signs of death then?

0:06 on god that's my exact birthday holy shit.

Number 7 requires cold water😂

0:55 twilight sparkle: HA! me: now that's a burn

to give apollo the benefit of the doubt, the #1 person could have a fake nose.

Number 2 was a reference to a movie

literally 11 at night and losing my shit over this video

Adult ema is so cute!

I'm disappointed that no one used the Chewbacca defense.

Poor Godzilla had a stroke with that last one.

I recognize these from the book Anguished English!

0:59 It looks like he's wearing a sans shirt.

Decently fun video! Thanks for uploading!

@ManFreedFromKarma

Жыл бұрын

You’re welcome!

This is comedy gold!

Ok, I didn't get number 3 the first time I watched but that's kinda funny actually

I mean, couldn't someone possibly have their nose broken so badly that the entirety of the bone matter has to be replaced? At that point one could argue it's not the same nose anymore, at least as far as breaking it is concerned, since you don't "break" the soft tissue

@comradewindowsill4253

Жыл бұрын

very Ship of Theseus of you, but to counter that I have to ask; in what possible situation could the distinction matter?

@paroperha

Жыл бұрын

@@comradewindowsill4253 perhaps suspect identification from a witness? Like... "The guy who stabbed her had a real messed up nose"?

I remember the autopsy one

It's so funny this is how law and order really looks XD

Some of these may seem stuipid I atleast imagine lawyers are taught to basically never leave anything to some ones imagination, spell everything out. Course some of them are still. Such as with susan being called cathy, maybe a jury member isn't paying full attention although this sounds like a civil court issue.

7 is savage! 5 is too, but it took me a minute to get it.

im sorry but i laughed so hard at the 9th

0:52 .... "Oooooooh, buuuuurn!!!!" xD

Number 7 is underrated.

number 5 was actually prett clever

LITERALLY NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 8

@aprinnyonbreak1290

Жыл бұрын

I mean that one's a reasonable mistake. Someone might not really think there's a distinction between committing and attempting.

so I guess ace attorney isn't THAT fictional in certain aspects. since a lot of these fit right in

It’s weird seeing Guy without his noodle hat…

Text is switching a bit fast but yeah it's funny

Butz bday is a day away from mime😭

number 10 should be in r/ihadastroke

Number 7 was a murder 😭😭

I want to know the context behind some of these

i dont even know what the fuck the last one was saying

How come number 7 is never mentioned ? xD