My friends dog got shot by a bull shark. He never even saw it coming. These beasts are getting out of hand, RIP fluffy.

@Headhuntaz2007

7 жыл бұрын

Can they unlock doors yet? Because that might be the key (!) to how they could be trapped

@saltymcsalt5241

7 жыл бұрын

William Oliver Lmao wtf XD

@rodgriese3280

7 жыл бұрын

Our border collies aren't safe. We need to build a wall.

@reesesman5327

7 жыл бұрын

Rod Griese wrong we need to build a dam

@dwtnugget5256

7 жыл бұрын

Trump must build dams all over the place

We need Peter as a narrator more often.

@anelemadikizela2176

7 жыл бұрын

We want more Peter!!

@oscaredmondson3602

7 жыл бұрын

+Batman I hope you're a troll, if not I'm genuinely concerned about how long you will survive in this world.

@jmcowart301

7 жыл бұрын

I actually look forward to mine. Quick, fast, easy. No lingering and waiting. A perfect way to die IMO.

@onestarcloser7410

6 жыл бұрын

Peter is boring. I am better

"There's poop inside your head." I always knew my brain's filled with crap.

@m3l0dy34

4 жыл бұрын

Mio haha

those damn organisms better start paying some rent my mouth ain't free

@robirvine6970

5 жыл бұрын

That's not what the sailors say.

@richardlionhardt4134

5 жыл бұрын

Rob Irvine. Best answer award

@mrrebel5150

4 жыл бұрын

@@robirvine6970 damn! you beat me to it. 😅

@Fayleafowl

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah some you need.

@wtfiswrongwithher1729

4 жыл бұрын

that's what she said.......

We could all die at any second from any number of things, probably best to just not think about it.

@stigmastorm5204

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Is Back Two words; vending machines.

@daevenville7114

7 жыл бұрын

And yet I still live. Very unfortunate.

@FinlayLavery303

7 жыл бұрын

That's the spirit! as General Melchett said 'If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through". :-)

@panpiper

7 жыл бұрын

It's good to think about it long enough to develop a proper perspective on life. One could indeed die at any moment. If this day is to be your last, how do you want to live it? Do you want to live it wracked with terror of your impending fate? Or would it not be better to live it filled with wonder and beauty at the marvel of existence? However you would live your last day should be how you live every day.

@The_GhostWind

7 жыл бұрын

Two words. Cosmic rays

My Dad's birthday is 9 months before my own. I get the feeling I've noticed this before, but erase it from my mind to protect...ing endangered species, especially apex predators such as Tigers. The reintroduction of Wolves into​ Yellow Stone National Park is clear evidence of this.

@thetiltedcat6167

7 жыл бұрын

What about your mother's birthday? Yea, I forgot to think about that too...

@ssjduelistDD

7 жыл бұрын

RatFacedJasper surely though on your father's birthday the hole je went it couldn't possibly conceive you

@RatFacedJasper

7 жыл бұрын

eighnasa - Come on, I'm joking. Still, nobody really enjoys the thought of their parents getting it on. Especially when you think of all the things you've done, or the porn you've watched and then realise your parents have probably been just as experiential as you, probably more so.

@Drewklein7

7 жыл бұрын

Wow that's scary!

@leolunchbox4543

7 жыл бұрын

RatFacedJasper My parents birthdays are only a few days apart and either way my birthday is 9 months away.

I already knew some of these facts (because my dad is a biology professor and delights in telling everyone gross facts about stuff like bacteria...) but the drowning one is the most horrific to me. I never used to have a fear of water until I was caught in a riptide once, the feeling of swimming endlessly towards a shore that isn't getting any closer and feeling your body betray you as it becomes too tired to keep you afloat any longer is... Enough to scar a child. So thank you for adding to my ocean fears!!

I think the most disturbing thing i heard n this video is "chocolate hostage"

@kingflame81

4 жыл бұрын

I love that term! Gonna use it from now on.

@biggiebaby3541

4 жыл бұрын

I think I broke a rib!

@craigusselman546

4 жыл бұрын

Thats awesome!

"10 disturbing facts you really dont want to know" *instantly clicks on video*

@hello7799

3 жыл бұрын

same

Poop is everywhere. This is one of the inescapable truths of existence, and accepting that fact is a step on the path to inner peace.

@TS-jm7jm

6 жыл бұрын

that is just disturbing

@Zoso14892

5 жыл бұрын

@@TS-jm7jm A fart is a fecal shotgun... Have a nice day.

@dreadcthulhu5

4 жыл бұрын

Try not to think of all the diseases caused by contact with fecal matter.

@Fayleafowl

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that why you clean every time and wash your hands.

@Kurwynd

4 жыл бұрын

I raise chickens and goats and do organic gardening... You get use to the poop after a while and actually start gathering it up for fertilizer so you are spot on!

"Cranked an 8 ball" must mean something entirely different where I am from lol

@TheMeatMon

4 жыл бұрын

Here too.

@openeyz

4 жыл бұрын

LOL!!!!!

@Liex59

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm from Reno I was like "that is NOT what that means over here dude" lmaooo

@adambrain8365

4 жыл бұрын

So it didn’t mean drag race for crack, smoke it, and then pleasure yourself? I thought that’s what it meant everywhere.

@TheMeatMon

4 жыл бұрын

@@adambrain8365 kewl, what neck of the woods do you haunt?? Sounds like a hell of a good time is had by some!

"Baby, I swear I got it from a koala!" hahaha!

There are too many videos on the internet with this concept rolling.. only reason, this one is better is because of the voice overs they make 😂

0:30 WRONG! I have no friends Me: 1 Whatculture: 0 hehe Wait...

@farenight854

7 жыл бұрын

Solid Snake Ah, but we all need to congrulade you because of your grare gremmar

@farenight854

7 жыл бұрын

Huh? mind what? Mind the gap? Mind the GIANT ANT IN MY ROOM?! (Or did you mean mind your*self*)

@farenight854

7 жыл бұрын

I hate it when he does that, and btw good answer :)

@farenight854

7 жыл бұрын

Solid Snake ok... BUT SHREK IS GONNA BE MAD!

Learned that head shit in High School. That's why they'd show your body to you after beheadings. Crazy stuff

"Chocolate hostage" is fantastic. That will be the code for my poo from here on out.

How suddenly we're all waiting for Number 1 to happen LOL

my birthday is in late July; count it back from there and we're pretty close to Halloween. I was an interesting trick-or-treat!

@ajacandrova2998

7 жыл бұрын

theunwelcome By birthday is 28.9....New Year I think?

@elanorien8005

7 жыл бұрын

Annotating it as 28.9 is going to confuse most people on here, lol.

@theunwelcome

7 жыл бұрын

meh, I knew what he meant; figure that's either New Year or Christmas

@tvtitlechampion3238

6 жыл бұрын

uuuhhhhTREEEEEEEEEEEAAATT!!!

@thfpt

5 жыл бұрын

My kids' birthday (twins) was originally supposed to be July 31st, which is also my birthday. Instead, they were born on July 4th. They know they were conceived on Halloween. Guess which two holidays are our favorite? Lol

O.k....you guys are funny...but you're sooo much funnier when I'm drunk. Keep it up!

"Chlamydia! Your father's here!"

Am I the only one who thought the scariest part of this video was the idea of a shark with a Magnum?

@benjaminshearlock9582

7 жыл бұрын

WHAT?

@guitarjag1

7 жыл бұрын

Probably

@Darkwintre

7 жыл бұрын

Marcus Allen only if it's American, seriously where else can a shark find a loaded gun?!

@garrettbeal3643

7 жыл бұрын

"Sharks with freakin' lazer beams"

@gillianlister4523

7 жыл бұрын

are you telling me you got fricken sharks, with fricken lasers attached to their fricken heads?

Good old Cuthulu

@kaydensinn7524

7 жыл бұрын

Yep

I'm crying from laughter! that was so very humorous and educational! 😂😂😂

Unlock doors and reload a magnum... YOU ARE SERIOUSLY HILARIOUS. I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

If you don't like the idea of poo in your mug, just think about how much is on your toothbrush. The one that rests daily just feet away from your crapper! Not to worry though. Fecal coliform bacteria are literally everywhere all the time, so unless you keep everything (EVERY THING) you ever put in your mouth in alcohol under a UV light, you might as well keep your toothbrush right where it is. Even if you did keep all that stuff in an antibiotic environment, you still inhale it every time you take a dump and have every day since you took your very first poop. It's why you have an immune system, thank Darwin.

@Psalm_23

7 жыл бұрын

William Thomas Ramey thank Darwin for what?

@erinmiller1433

7 жыл бұрын

William Thomas Ramey That's why I 1) keep my toothbrush in a cupboard next to the sink and 2) close the toilet before flushing.

@MAZZ0Murder

7 жыл бұрын

I recall an episode of Mythbusters tackling the toothbrush one. Even their protected tooth brushes had poo on them :P

@MomeGnome

7 жыл бұрын

My toothbrush is in the closet to protect it from the toilet. I dont care if it actually helps or not... it makes me feel better.

@elanorien8005

7 жыл бұрын

My boyfriend's 7 year old daughter has the worst bathroom habits. Often forgets to flush, uses too much TP and clogs it (one time to overflowing...after a deuce...I was the only adult home...), not washing hands not wiping thoroughly...and recently dumped out all the toothbrushes from their holder to use it to put water into for painting. Oh, and she picks her nose and eats it >_>. I'm no germaphobe, but I frequently get grossed out around her XD. God kids are gross. And now I'm preggo with one! I don't know if I can handle anymore grossness! Poor, poor toothbrushes.

There's also an FDA-regulated number of insect legs allowed in jars of mayonnaise, if I remember correctly.

@elanorien8005

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's the case with most prepackaged foods. Insect and rodent bits, even human DNA (hair, nails, skin cells, etc)

@justsomerandombirdwithinte5896

2 жыл бұрын

in all canned foods too

"Code Brown' and 'Chocolate Hostage" slayed me. Great job.

Ha! That’s why I laugh when somebody says “breathe through your mouth” when you smell something gross. I would rather have that smell go up my nose than into my mouth.

But I still will.........

HAH I'm safe from bull sharks and drowning because I fuckin live in a landlocked town in a desert. *awkward laughter*

@fionngosens2250

7 жыл бұрын

HiBA Jordan?

@hiba7832

7 жыл бұрын

Nope, Southern UAE

@faelirra

7 жыл бұрын

That's what the sharks want you to think. They're still coming for you.

@elanorien8005

7 жыл бұрын

I heard UAE is there first land target. They know you've let your guard down. First they adapted to fresh water. Next, sand. We will remember your people fondly.

@captaine-niscookie3406

7 жыл бұрын

HiBA The next thing ya know, they'll find a way to turn a Prius into a fishtank that can still drive.

“How did you get chlamydia?? Are you cheating on me?!?” “ you don’t understand, it’s from a koala!” And then I get out on a strange list with the government and am watched for the rest of my life

Good job WhatCulture at making my skin crawl. Its going to be a great morning.

3:26 LAND SHARK. I'm sorry. I'll show myself out.

@jlh9886

7 жыл бұрын

SapphireExile "Candy gram, Ma'am...." 😂😂😂

@flibblejix5388

7 жыл бұрын

I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.

@michaelhenriksen7359

6 жыл бұрын

SapphireExile Wall Sharks

@AnthonySforza

6 жыл бұрын

Man, that was just one of those things that should not in any way whatsoever be funny... but it was. I hate talking about it though, with someone who hasn't seen or heard of it, because there's no way I can actually articulate how or why it's funny. I just get weird stares.

@TechnicalTatertot

6 жыл бұрын

CptSparklez reference NICE JOB!

I miss Peter. Welcome back!

"chocolate hostage ". i lol'd so hard

Peter is the funniest narrator, that cracked me up (chocolate hostage HAHAHA) Please do more.

7:50 CHALMYDIA

@gachavi0let846

7 жыл бұрын

A Fat Zoot idk why that made me laugh

@KhamTVinc

7 жыл бұрын

Because it's spelled wrong.

Jokes on you, I was born without the ability to smell anything.

@zanechaos

7 жыл бұрын

JacPod jokes on you 😨

@cutter950

7 жыл бұрын

JacPod your profile picture makes this so much better

@artsyzebra57

7 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@totallyrheesworldco4837

7 жыл бұрын

legit thought I was the only one

@phil7687

6 жыл бұрын

JacPod the shit still gets in your nose though...

"There's poop inside your head" *thats where crapy ideas come from*

I'd love to watch more videos like this. I'm more than ready to make a playlist out of it. Awesome video though.

When you're smelling shit, you're smelling the gases that shit emits (e.g., methane) in your nose, not literal pieces of shit in your nose. The real disturbing fact is that if you flush a toilet or urinal, there are aerosolized...let's call it "dirty water" (urine/feces) that do spread around the room, so it's particularly bad when you use a toilet that doesn't have a seat cover that's down (which would block a significant portion of it)...one of the many reasons to hate using public restrooms.

Decapitating and staying alive Is this Mortal Kombat

@AnthonySforza

6 жыл бұрын

I actually read... or heard somewhere a long time ago that in France back in the day, they used to guillotine someone, then show them their bodies. I kind of wrote it off as a rumor.

@wickedleeloopy2115

5 жыл бұрын

Flawless victory 😂

@wickedleeloopy2115

5 жыл бұрын

@@AnthonySforza Yes. It's true

Whose watching this during the covid pandemic?

That Bullshark bit :') Nearly died laughing XD

This was one of the best WhatCulture videos in a while. Good job!

"10 disturbing facts you really don't want to know" Yet I click on the video.

@jweezyyy

5 жыл бұрын

Rhys Edmunds humans. Am I right

Wow...a non-obnoxious, like able WhatCulture narrator! Please get this man to do every single WhatCulture video, ever, please.

The bit about "it's inside your nose" is just flat-out wrong. Smells aren't caused by tiny particles of the thing you're smelling - they're caused by chemicals released by the thing. If you're smelling faeces, you don't have little bits of shit up your nose; you are detecting the various gases given off by the bacteria in it. Also, the saltwater vs freshwater drowning thing is an urban legend. Freshwater is hypotonic, and osmosis causes water to be drawn into pulmonary capillaries and thence into the blood stream. It doesn't burst blood vessels, and it doesn't rupture red blood cells. Saltwater has the opposite effect (it is hypertonic) - water from the bloodstream is drawn by osmosis into the alveoli, causing a drop in blood volume. But it doesn't dessicate blood cells or dry up your blood vessels. If either of them did this, you would suffer agonising injuries from getting water (salt or fresh) in your eyes as cells were either ruptured or dessicated.

@kennoe6634

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for that. Cheers.

5:17 SAM/KRIS/HOBO JOE YOU'RE FIRED!

Jesus Christ I was born 9 months after

@changedusername159

6 жыл бұрын

Keelan Murphy what does that mean

@JayneTenn

6 жыл бұрын

It means he was the result of a birthday bj that got carried away.

@derekscanlan4641

5 жыл бұрын

are you yoda?

@skinnydavenport407

5 жыл бұрын

If you were born 9 months after Jesus, you wouldn't be alive in 2017. Talk to a shrink, okay?

@hello7799

3 жыл бұрын

@@skinnydavenport407 lol That’s not what they meant

I’m glad they mentioned the death by gamma ray bursts because honestly I’d like to share the existential dread thanks! :D

Fact: When somebody drowns in the salt water, their brain shuts down stopping them from calling for help even when somebody else (friend, rescue crew or whoever) if right near them.... so those 10 minutes people get when they drown in salt water you were talking about won't matter.... (i read this in an article in the "long reads" in an uk news paper about a couple who help law enforcement with drownings, so you can look it up. It was while ago though)

one thing I want to know is where is that thumb nail from?

I'll have you know my birthday is 10 days after my dads, however it is roughly 9 months after my moms so ........kinda speaks volumes about their marriage, that ended shortly after I was born.

I feel so sorry for Ned Stark right now...

Brains are conscious in a narrow range of blood pressure... too low or too high and you blank out. A clean cut decapitation as described would lead to instantaneous pressure drop and consequent unconsciousness.

A note on number 7: Food companies are allowed all sorts of weird things. Along with the 5 rodent hairs in peanut butter, I believe that ketchup is allowed something like 8 insect shell fragments per bottle, or something alone those lines.

@cristonsloan

5 жыл бұрын

And McDonald burgers are allowed, like, 150 grams of cardboard, together with as much sponge as is necessary.

Well hey there Peter

This has been one of the most well developed What Culture videos ever made!!!!

Before the actual list ever started--yeah, I'm 9 months to the day after my dad's 21 birthday!

" A Gamma blast could kill us all at any moment,"........ Yeah like that's gonna happ.......WTF I'M BURNING UP!!!!!!!!!!

@tonygriffin1330

4 жыл бұрын

It could turn everyone into an incredible Hulk.

@riftur7636

4 жыл бұрын

We would actually see it coming. It would outshine everything in the sky and depending how far away it is, would determine how long it would take to hit us.

no

Lol right when you said you could be killed by a gamma blast I got killed by a gamma blast 😂

HR Joe always roams around this list hahah

One of the funniest lists ever BTW, they're just called Koalas

well my dad's birthday is 4 days after mine and my mum's is one month later so I know they didn't do it on their birthdays...

@Ghostsurge64

7 жыл бұрын

Alex Turlais or they just used protection

@espurious

7 жыл бұрын

Babies don't come out exactly nine months later. Since there's only 4 days discrepancy it works out.

@alexturlais8558

7 жыл бұрын

espurious yeah but not 3 months and 4 days.

Now I want a glass of "fresh wotta" 🤣

I recently heard the average hotel room is covered in faeces from previous guests especially on the remote control and handles and switches.

Sneezing can quite literally kill you. Every time you sneeze your heart stops for exactly one microsecond. Too many sneezes in a row can cause your heart to stop completely. If you've ever sneezed and felt a sharp pain in your chest that is because you REALLY just felt your heart stop. On the other hand, supressing a sneeze can cause blood vessels to burst, specifically, IN YOUR BRAIN! Try to hold back a sneeze once too often and you may just drop dead. Enjoy this fact when your allergies start acting up.

@peteanderson17

6 жыл бұрын

Urban myth mate. Sorry.

@Darthmgtow

6 жыл бұрын

John McCool Damn....I get chest pain when I sneeze...

@baruchben-david4196

5 жыл бұрын

Not even close. The heart beats slowly. Stopping for a microsecond would be completely undetectable.

This guy is hilarious. I just subscribed so i can laugh

I love how the video says things we don't want to know but we click and watch the video because we want to know

Squeezes out a chocolate hostage! Omg I'm dying!

This title is an oxymoron as it makes you want to know by saying you don't want to know

@CharlysBonada

7 жыл бұрын

that means we are all morons? it makes sense

@somersetjones

7 жыл бұрын

an oxymoron is a self contradicting statement e.g dark light, soft blade, boringly interesting... Not a statement that may of may not encourage you to do something opposite to the statement. so you're close but not exactly correct.

@nicholascross3557

7 жыл бұрын

It's pretty much the definition of clickbait with a hint of reverse psychology.

@TimothyCWood

7 жыл бұрын

I don't know if the title is an oxymoron, but we all sure as hell are.

@MDW1101

6 жыл бұрын

You have no idea what oxymoron means.

Hey I've got a classic disturbing fact! 60% of the time, it works every time!

@southbeachtalent

5 жыл бұрын

Time to musk up!

it made me cry at an office I use to work at the management would store water bottles and other pots and pans inside on a shelf in the bathroom.... yeah they were ignorant as hell

i already knew the fecal matter thing. what i didn't want to know was the phrase "chocolate hostage"

You were right I didn't want to know those things.

Grand Prix of the list : Even the best videos on KZread will be disliked

the 9 month birthday thing freaked me out at the beginning😂😂

Thank you for the reminder that life is a neverending horror movie.

I don't know this for fact, but I've read that people who are cannibals give off a certain pheromone, due to their consumption of human flesh, which is subliminally picked up by other humans and makes the non-cannibals feel inexplicably aggressive and weirded out by the cannibal. So, if you've ever been in a confined space with someone, i.e. an elevator, and felt unexplainable threatened and/or aggressive toward the person next to you, it could be that they're a cannibal.

@spicybeantofu

6 жыл бұрын

Tomie Cicada spoopy like I'm already paranoid of being trapped with a stranger... Now they may or may not eat me....

@thebatmeth2361

6 жыл бұрын

I like this fact, now I know to spray extra deodorant when I go out...

@procrastinator99

5 жыл бұрын

I’m callin bullshit. Everyone is nothing but kind and wonderful to me.

*"mark my word, soon they will be able to open doors and reload magnums"*

Being burned alive is accepted to be the most painful thing a human being can experience, benign several times more painful than the runners up: drowning and childbirth

This is so funny but why am I laughing I'm drinking out of a mug. Oh my god

wow, didn't know that about sea water, when i was a teenager i tried to kill my self down on our local beach, the pain was just exacting and i found it so difficult, dunked my self atleast 4 , 5 times and just got a dreadful headache instead..... now i know why, alot older now and fine thanks.

@fashionablechangeling1988

4 жыл бұрын

I hope you're feeling better nowadays

@madhu5465

4 жыл бұрын

@Madhu shut up

@johnhouse9983

4 жыл бұрын

@@madhu5465 ... uurgh.... , ...ok.....

If I may quote Zandig: "Jeeeeesus!"

If we all die... what's there to be afraid of? You'd figure the initial fear would be being the lone survivor, suffering in pain and starving to death and unable to psychologically handle the fact that everyone on earth is dead.

Hahaha the text messages in the beginning came from Ben hahaha

Do not let a dog lick your wounds. They do not make it cleaner! The bastards eat shit so what did ya expect?!?

@parkera4848

7 жыл бұрын

Sytse Vriend I'm pretty sure they have antiseptic saliva

@oscaredmondson3602

7 жыл бұрын

+Charlie Chic no, you have saliva that contains a painkiller (five times stronger than morphine) but I wouldn't let a dog lick your wounds.

@sytsevriend7933

7 жыл бұрын

This is the reason I said it, it is a fable that dogs have such clean mouths. One where many people believe in.Including you!

I just want to say... screw you for making me realise how my dad's birthday is just over 9 months earlier than mine AND my sisters birthdays...

the amount of euphamisms in this video is astounding.

I just met this channel today and I'm already loving this shit 😂😂😂

Dude, Koala is bear-in Aboriginal. When people say: 'Koala Bear', they are actually sating 'bear bear'. Peace.

@carolann811

3 жыл бұрын

It's like saying tuna fish. Redundant word usage.

@shannonharris2816

3 жыл бұрын

@@carolann811 Absolutely, Carol.

Here's a fact you really don't want to know. Adam Sandler.

@MisterGoose

5 жыл бұрын

Silphaer I actually met him in Hollywood Studios in Disney World

@cyrus6087

5 жыл бұрын

@@MisterGoose I feel so bad for you

Oh great I guess my dad had a good birthday making me, thanks WhatCulture

The way this guys speaks is HILARIOUS!!!!

wengerout

@gremlinoid7131

7 жыл бұрын

Abdur Rahman Tufa #wengerout

@crapcreations8009

7 жыл бұрын

Abdur Rahman Tufa #moyesin

@zeekhan3975

7 жыл бұрын

I'd like to say fuck you since I don't get it

@hillbillyjimjamjo483

7 жыл бұрын

Aj styles soccer reference

@jamiesalter2987

7 жыл бұрын

Hillbillyjim Jamjo football*

And wow peter, mine isn't my dad's birthday, cause I was born a day before my dad's birthday, my birthday is about 9-10 months after my parents anniversary.......

This episode gave an air of 'Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy' to it, or is it just me? lol

Another disturbing fact: Inside your body, there's a spooky skeleton man copying every single move you do.