1 Hour Of Theo Von's Funniest Podcast Moments
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Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski (born March 19, 1980), known professionally as Theo Von, is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, television personality, KZreadr, and actor. He is the host of the This Past Weekend podcast and occasional co-host of The King and the Sting podcast.
Von grew up in Covington, Louisiana, with his older brother and two younger sisters, all of whom currently reside in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Von was legally emancipated at age fourteen. He graduated from Mandeville High School in Mandeville, Louisiana. He attended Louisiana State University for a time, as well as Loyola University New Orleans, University of Arizona, College of Charleston, and Santa Monica College. Von received his undergraduate degree in 2011 from the University of New Orleans.
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“you’re not gonna go be a raper” is outrageous
@DJ1up11
3 ай бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭
@mcpills4592
3 ай бұрын
Actually crazy 😭
@willatwood
2 ай бұрын
It’s actually a great slogan. Nobody wants to take a pill that will turn them into a raper!
@morganglory7928
10 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
Theo said "ON down syndrome" like it's a drug you take or something lmao
@antonyhunt9700
3 ай бұрын
😂 to be a fly on his shoulder for a day the crazy funny as things he says
Theo Von has the quickest funniest quirkest way of saying something hysterical in a split second. Comedic timing at its best 💯
Customizing a lasagna 😂 that line killed me
The Jennifer Capriati line got me
@asherweck
2 ай бұрын
Same lol like who tf is that? And there’s a chick out there that probably has this name
@1908fcim
2 ай бұрын
@@asherweckshe's a former world number 1 tennis player
6:24 "you just gotta remind the ballast that it works for the boat." I consider myself to be one of those guys that has seen most every Theo clip. but that was new to me. thanks for that. absolutely sent me.
@wellhellothere4380
Ай бұрын
what does this mean
@Scrolling23
Ай бұрын
@@wellhellothere4380You have to remind the pee pee it still works for you.
Theo to Brendan, "you look like a lesbian golf pro" 🤣🤣🤣
@syndicateoff6139
21 күн бұрын
With what Brendan said he sus like biden😳
Bruh so underrated..and he is so casual with it
I have severe anxiety and I always come to watch this when I get panicky. He never fails to make me laugh lmao
@tillduda
Ай бұрын
aye i used to do the same kind of started to be able to overcome my anxiety though you got this man i promise.
@chrisvanwalsum9056
Ай бұрын
Sorry to hear man but I’m glad it helps! Here for the same reason
@achecityByCommittee
Ай бұрын
Shit is real man. I just had a hard breakup and it's affecting my appetite and work and it's my first experience with severe depression. I feel upside down.
@potworzgo
28 күн бұрын
To everyone here, I also had panick attacks and I can tell you, you will embrace it and be friends with anxiety. We dont leave it behind, domt be afraid to be afraid
@chill3282
23 күн бұрын
Thats me when I’m paranoid high
This guy is just wired differently
@Linesjointspenaltypoints
3 ай бұрын
Aw tism bom bom bom
@Linesjointspenaltypoints
3 ай бұрын
Aw tism bom bom bom
@anniedeedrix6732
3 ай бұрын
He is wired lol
@mmenard0313
3 ай бұрын
“Remind the ballast it works for the boat.” Lmaooo
@alexisc1970
2 ай бұрын
Which is a good thing!
We all need someone like Theo in our lives
“Brothas and Frankenstein, they don’t like fire” 😂
"She can't be bringing those levels of sugar over" 😂🤣
imagine struggling to open a jar of capers and a big white dude falls through...
13:34 Lee’s “one star” review joke right here is gold! 🤣 Completely overlooked too, no one acknowledged it. Lol
I love Theo. Kissing and telling ain't cool really but glad he stood up for that guys sister , the other guy was rude as hell
Piping the old bag 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was funny as F when von told brendan that he looks like he was stung buy a shit load of bees dont think it was on hear 😂
“Idk what your paper rock scissors chart is but I believe if you go brother:fire, bruh? I’d put a brother over fire fam.”
All the nudie mags we had were effected by the weather Lmao
"Piping the old bag" 😂😂😂😂
@thecar4306
28 күн бұрын
crazyy
13:35 Lee Syatt "1 star" deserved a lot more than it got.
JDs laugh literally sounds like my Keurig right at the end of brewing when it pushes the rest of the water through.😂.. Iykyk
@Pam_Beesly
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@sveha6271
2 ай бұрын
Lmao true
@taylorthompson5089
15 күн бұрын
Noooo!!😂😂
49:28 Theo forgetting what a wheelchair is 😂
Forget 'Dude, where's my car?'... "Dude, imagine fixin' up a bouillabaisse and a fuckin' white dude drops through". That's imagination on a whole other plane, T.V. 😂
Taking peepee pills shipped from India is WILD! And this dude said, "I've been taking them for years" 😂
Wet Coke . It was either Coke that had been in a lot of humidity. Or it was heroin .
Theos moving like he never had a pocket in the first place to be out of it
The guy is as close to norm on speed I have ever seen. In a comedian.
@RA-jr9jw
18 күн бұрын
They both had older father. Maybe it helps
LOL He was just tall enough to be a lifeguard in the midget pool
Say Bee Feeder, now say Beef Eater. Your welcome.
I've seen people like that get fake drugs and do them anyway. Their logic was ALWAYS. "There might be a little bit in there..." Fiend mentality
“Lezbo golf pro”😂😂
25:14 "a lesbian golf pro"😂😂😂
I had to dismantle a waterbed
Customizing a lasagna😂😂
Is that a famous person or something ? Naww 😆🤣🤣
The capers bit got me hard 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 wish i knew someone like Theo. The conversations would be wild
@Peter-ie6po
2 ай бұрын
I have a friend funnny as him but i cant talk with him in a serious way only occasionally
"he would be a lifeguard at a midget only pool" DEAD
Hey thanks for putting this together for us to all enjoy ❤ please keep it up. Bad friends next??
Tremendous 😂😂😂
Stole our vacuum
As a brotha I can confirm, I do not like fire 😂.
What anxiety pill? Idk, been taking them 20 years. Bs. Who takes a prescription and refills it for 20 years and don’t know what it is or what it’s called 😂 he makes shit up as he talks
I actually laughed out loud several times at these conversations
Hilarious when he's gurning with his shades on 😂 i remember having a lightbulb moment realising that the screen narrative was is and will be the same for Sake of an accent. Southern states have taught me that the time lapse between thought and speech should never be underestimated their minds are on the clock the whole time .
His new one with the carny must be the funniest episode i heard
Guess I’m a psycho too cuz I laugh hard af 😂😂😂😂
Theo I fucking love you
“Don’t touch me bro” hahahahah
Took the first batch that came out 🤣🤣🤣
Not even 1 minute in and theo von calling people wiggas😂
At 2:08am, 1:06 i busted out laughing!
Tom seguras setup even towers over the poors he has on his show
The shoe was so fucked up barbie was limping 💀💀💀😂😂😂
Joeys voice sounds let wet sandpaper
9:23 oof, that high pitch voice you know he’s still…. Lol.
Brothers and Frankenstein don't like fire 😂😂
I just watched this mindlessly
Guy is hilarious ❤
10:55 what is Theo doing with his hands? Lolol
lol this video is fucking gold
Lmaoo if i was theo i would've never went on adams show
I can’t watch this high bruh 💀 😂
“Unreal” “would you look at it”
The very first one him being Chinese to make it more funny
He lost his fucking father right next to a fucking grill bro 😂😂😂
🤣🤣brillant 🤣🤣🤣
@_d2082
3 ай бұрын
brillant.
Gang gang 🔥
@_d2082
3 ай бұрын
Time and time again 🔥
Can’t wait to see Theo in April in atl
@jtothatee1
3 ай бұрын
I’ll be there also!
da best
interesting bard music at the end
Klonopin. Lol.
Bro same size when he gets off the chair.
I appreciate u did t just use the same clips everyone always uses in these compilations
Theo for sure high asf on cocaine in some of the video clips but dang.. how can he still carry a conversation, and still be funny.
Brothers also don’t like water
Alot of free electricity from god
I've never known a mind like Theo's mind ,wtf goes on in there
"Sober sex is for children" ?!! I've followed you down some dark paths rat king. But I have no clue what you're getting at on this one.
@FireFirePow
2 ай бұрын
Right? Sober sex would be like the height of awesome :)
I'm sorry, that car shop video is funny.
I like how the guy stays in the way of the car that just hit him. 😅😂
They literally closed both of the Dennys in my town a few years ago cause there was allllllways a brawl cause it was the only thing open...man i miss their skillets , ihop just doesnt do it the same lol
My man sniffs dolphin dandruff,😢
48:49
Shlob looks like the guy that wants to be liked so much he lies so people think he's cool
@tillduda
Ай бұрын
he makes shit up because it has comedic value
@Cedric20781
Ай бұрын
@@tillduda comedic value? He's dead serious about his lies most the time
@tillduda
Ай бұрын
@@Cedric20781 it flew over your head then buddy
@Cedric20781
Ай бұрын
@@tillduda I'm not your buddy, guy
@tillduda
Ай бұрын
@@Cedric20781 okay buddy
Wtf happened in the first video
24:13 🍖
those 2 barstool guys ruin the whole thing
Adam is such a punk
Re laughing at violent accident videos where people get hurt. Ok I laughed at the car / man sandwich instinctively. But the Enet slowly desensitizes our humor being that so much of it is staged. Not only that the repetition takes the edge off of some of it. Some not all thankfully. Good to know I am still human.
Seen several clips... never did i think it would add up to almost an hour x'D
Toms, not that guy.
That wham guy he chills with sounds way too gay to fight I can’t lie
shes beautiful.
Brendan Schaub tries to hard to be funny ..Theos killing as always
I’m married but Theos HOT!!!!!
@tillduda
Ай бұрын
ur poor husband
first lol
Brendan Schaub sucks